VIRGO

27/11/2023

WHEN DATING A WOMAN WHO IS AN ASSET, YOU GET TEXTS SUCH AS THESE👇

1. Morning Dear, hope you had a wonderful night. How are you today? Wake up and get ready for work. Don't forget to send your application for the job I told you about yesterday.
2. Yes Darling, I miss you so much, I hope you are enjoying your day, I am heading out for lunch. Talk later. Take care of yourself. Love you !
3.Yes dear I am at the shop doing grocery for the house, next time I am coming with you.
4. Don't put yourself under pressure my love, I know you will achieve your goal. You have my full support.
5. Don't forget to say your prayers by 9am, 12noon and 3pm. Remember our strength is in God. Call me when you are ready for the prayers so we pray together online.
6. Hello dear, are you back from work. How was your day. .. Hope it was not stressful?
7. Good evening dear, i just wanted to call to find out how your weekend is going.
WHEN DATING A WOMAN WHO IS A LIABILITY/ SLAY QUEEN.
1. Morning babe, send me some airtime,
please bae.
2. Hello sweet, I am coming over for some
pizza over lunch? And someone is selling nice perfumes can I take one please. Love you xoxoxo much.
3. Hey handsome, buy me data please. Also wanted to tell you my neighbor is selling skinny jeans, nice shoes from USA and Brazilian hair. You will let me know when you are ready to get me these. Loving you lots.
4. My friends are doing their birthdays this weekend at Garden Court on Friday, Natasha at Mukuba Mall on Saturday and Yvonne on Sunday at the famous East Park Mall. We must attend all. Cancel all your appointments.
5. Baby, I don't feel like talking. Can we chat please....

A reasonable man will marry a lady who is an asset to him and not a liability.
Men are not stupid.
NOTE:
So, if you are wondering why men are dumping you, please check yourself. You might be the reasons for your own misfortune.
🙏👏
Class dismissed 🥂

30/10/2023

Out of the blues, Kizz Daniel's body Guard was trending on the internet due to his huge body and commitment to his Job.

The next thing is, Kizz Daniel has noticed and taken advantage of this trend.

So Nigerians are creating short skits describing how he walks alongside Kizz Daniel, with his latest song playing at the background.

That's a smart PR move.
They use whatever that's trending, to get more attention to what's NECCESAARY (The song).

The Body Guard is getting massive followers for himself, while the project is equally Getting the attention that it deserves.

Business aside, "The body Guard don blow".
How many can allow their house helps to blow?
How Many can allow Their Drivers to blow?

This is just a candle gaining something by lighting another candle.

VIRGO ♍️
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04/08/2023

You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.

04/08/2023

Thank God it’s Friday……….

25/07/2023

What shall we call such teachers?😂😂😂.

06/07/2023

NAME OF HERBS & SPICES IN YORUBA
Tiger nut - Ofio
Onion - Alubọsa
Ginger - Atalẹ
Bell pepper - Tataṣe
Garlic - Ayù
Kola nut - Obi
Cinnamon - Oriira
Walnut - Awùsá/Àsálà
Spring onion - Alubọsa Elewe
Bitter Kola - Orogbo
Basil - Efinrin
Bitterleaf - Ewuro
Indigo plant - Èlú (Aro)
Shea butter - Òrí
Chilli pepper/Bonnet - Ata rodo
Alligator pepper - Atare
Grape - Eso Àjàrà
Water letuce - Ojú oró
Nutmeg - Aríwó
Dates - Labidun
Bitter melon - Ejirin wewe
Eggplant - Igba/Ikan
Cayenne pepper - Ṣọmbọ
Tumeric - Ajo (Atalẹ pupa)
Ma*****na - Igbó
Corn silk - Irukere agbado
Lemon - Ijaganyin
Jute - Ewedu
Tamarind - Awin
Pumpkin - Elégédé
Lime - Osan wewe
Bamboo - Oparun
Moringa - Ewelẹ
Watermelon - Ibara
Wild lettuce - Ẹfọ Yanrin
Aloe vera - Eti Erin
Milkw**d - Bomubomu
Roselle Hibiscus - Iṣapa
Cucumber - Apálá
Camwood - Osùn
Plum -Ìgọ
Hog plum - Ìyeyè
Almond - Ofio omu
Miracle berry - Agbayun
Black pepper - Iyere
Lotus plant- Oṣibata
Bush mango - Oro
Fig - Ọ̀pọ̀tọ́ (Eeya)
Siam w**d - Ewe Akintola
Raffia palm - Ògùrọ
Earth chestnut - Botuje
Sugar cane - Ireke
Bush mango (seed) - Àpòn
Waterleaf - Ẹfọ Gbure
Ackee - Iṣin
Bambara nut - Ẹpa roro/Orubu
Sinach - Ẹfọ Tẹtẹ
Cloves - Kanafuru
Breadfruit - Gbere
Parsley - Isako
Palm kernel - Ekuro
Dates - Aran, Labidun
Beniseed - Gogo, Gorigo
Asparagus - Aluki
Velvet bean - Werepe
Locust plant - Igba
Sage - Kiriwi
Soursop - Eko omode
Pigeon pea - Otiili
Custard Apple - Afon, Abo
Datura - Gegemu
Castor bean - Laara
Barbadus nut - Lapalapa
Lemon grass - Koriko oba
Starbur - Dagunro
Jack bean - Sèsé
Miracle leaf - Abamoda
Wiregrass - Ewe eran
Cloves- Kannafuru
Ackee- ishin


Note that pronunciations vary according to which side of the Yoruba States individuals are from.

Once again this is a copied post

03/07/2023

1. If she 0pens her lēgs for you 😒. Bro close them and surprise God for once 🙃. You won't d!e 😂😂.

2. When they enter some0ne's decorated room with AC , their next whatsapp status will be "Am b0red , wh0 is in for a video call" 😏😏😏😏.

3. You will be k!ssing a girl , and the next thing you will hear is "Baby will you still give me that money today" 🙃🙃
What is wr0ng with Nigeria girls sef 😒🤦🤦.

4. He wrote a Su!c!de note and his friend saw it, instead of his friend to stop him...The id!ot was correcting his grammatical err0r 😂💔😂😂.

5. "Let the boyfriend of the celebrant come out🙃". Naso 7 of them come out. Las Las na dancing competition dem do, my guy carry 3rd 😂😂.

6. "Slāy queen dey fāk£ pr£gnancy for Sugār dāddy wey don use her w0mb do r!tuals already😂😂"
Inside life 😂😂😂.

Diala Emmanuel ✍️

7. Some guys would be sh0uting "I can't marry a girl that can't cook"🙃.....My guy,do you even have m/ney for food stuffs😂😂😂😂.

8. Just two weeks in a relationship 🙃, you have taken all your clothes to his house. Sister, is he a tailor 😂😂😂😂.

9. Last 3 years, we didn't even listen to Amaka's side of the story 🙃, We just agreed that she disapp0inted 2face 😂😂😂😂.

10. Nigeria invigilat0rs...i hail o 🙇. They be like "You may Begin to start writing" 😂😂💔😂😂.
11. As we are speaking right now 🙃, a girl is on her way to g0 and get pr£gnant 😂😂
Lemme stop here 🚶🚶😂
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24/06/2023

SOME WARRI PROVERB WEY DEY ENTER

1 Na person wey never see problem dey use English dey pray.

2. Book wey no gree enter head go enta exam hall

3. Goat wen get mind follow lion go catch fish, make e know say weda dem catch fish or not, Lion food don set.

4.who naked no dey chuck hand for pocket...!

5. wetin concern dog wit family planning?..

6.Na determination dey make Okada overtake trailer for road.

7. This one good, this one good na em mad man take dey gather plenty load.

8.Pikin wey go strong go strong.... No be say until dem name am Samson.

9.Na over confidence make February no complete.

10. Do you know who I am? Do you know who I am?..Naso hold up take dey start.

11.Head wey no wan think go carry load..

12. Hand wey stay long for pocket, know say nothing de that pocket.

13. Forget Trust If trust dey, Water nor for boil Fish.

16.No matter how lizard do press-up reach, e no fit get muscle pass crocodile .

17. E de clear pimple, e de clear pimple na so bleaching de start.

18. Feel at home, feel at home na eim dae make visitor spoil remote

19. Es**rt me, es**rt me naso slave trade take start.

20. It's a small world!! No mean say you fit trek from Naija go London.

21. Christianity is free, but you must buy Bible

22. Person nor dey use shame chop winch o

23.Make I chop this guy money, Make I Chop this guy money. Na so ashawo take start oh.

24. You no need spoon and cutlery to chop slap.

25. Jollof Rice wey dey for bottom of pot 2day go dey for top of cooler 2moro.

26. The patient dog ... Nah hungry go kill am.

27. Na I go do am later na e make fowl no fly like other birds.

28. No food for lazy man no be for pesin wey em mama get restaurants.

29. Who dey hold landlord rentage no dey fry stew way curry dey.

30. Fish wen scatter for soup still dey inside the soup.

31.) This boy fine, this boy fine na so she open leg for 37 boys

23/06/2023

What's the correct answer

22/06/2023

FINAL YEAR EXAM PAPER FOR LAW STUDENTS:

QUESTION. A Woman was driving a Vitz car. She mistakenly hit a BMW car.
The lady came out from her BMW,

insulting the other lady for not being careful, asking her to repair her BMW
The Vitz car Woman called her

husband, he replied -"I am very busy & please try fix up the matter by yourself"

"The BMW lady called her Boyfriend and said Sweetheart someone just hit the Birthday Gift you gave me, I am so angry, please come over.."

Few minutes later her Boyfriend arrived. He is the Husband to the lady with the Vitz car!!!!
Discuss the possible legal consequences for all 3 parties.. (20 Marks). 😹

* If soap and water could make body
clean in the bath room, then what makes the towel dirty (15 Marks) 😂

* Can you trust a nurse whose husband sells coffin in front of the hospital? (15 Marks)😆😆

You are free to Use your phone and text books 😹😹

BEST ANSWER WINS👇 credit .

22/06/2023

A 39years old sēxy lādy chātting with her 18 year old sūgar bōy she just knēw online some hours agō.

SŪGARMŪM: I'm so hōrny right now , wouldn't you like to eat my āss someday?

BOY: Dāmn yeah I would like that , by the way send me a picture of your āss ,if you don't mind bābe.

She sends a half nāked picture without a face on it.

BOY: Damn that's so huge I just can't wait to pēnetrate into it

SŪGARMŪM: Me too bāby , by the way I will talk to you later I think my hūsband is back because i can hear the sōund of his car at the gate.

BOY: ooh okay bye I also think my Dād is back because I'm hearing his car.

SŪGARMŪM: Wait a minute, where exactly do you stay in ABEOKUTA?

BOY: I stay in 52, Pansheke, Along Adigbe Road 🛣️

SŪGARMŪM: Dan is that you?

BOY: Mūm is that your àss?😁😄🤣

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13/06/2023

- see prayer point 👇

*Gbogbo _Emefiele_ to n fi _policy_ burúkú yo ayé mi lénu, nílé ìyá, nílé bàbá, nílé oko abi nile iyawo. Olúwa ò, jé kí _Jàgàbán_ òrun bámi rò Ó lóyè, k'O bámi fi DSS òrun mú-un!*

E gbàá ládùúrà àà!🙇🏻‍♂️🙇🏻‍♂️🙇🏻‍♂️

10/06/2023

🌹How Old were U, Wen U Discovered dat MR Means MATURITY & RESPONSIBILITY while MRS Means MATURITY RESPONSIBILITY & SUBMISSION🤔🌹

06/06/2023

Fún àwọn ọmọ wa ti wón nsọ amulu-mala -

70 COMMON WORDS THAT YORUBA SHOULD STOP REPLACING WITH ENGLISH.

But - Ṣugbọn

Except - Ayafi

Nevertheless - Sibẹsibẹ

Whatever - Ohunkohun

Precisely - Gangan

Very much - Gidi gaan

Unless - Afi

Likewise - Bakanaa

Then - Lẹhinaa

O 'right' - O tọna

O 'wrong' - Ko tọ/Ko tọna

Because (of) - Ni'tori (pé)

Mo 'Like' - Mo fẹran, Mo nifẹ

Even - Paapaa

Although/Though - Botilẹjẹpe

Especially - Agaga

Worry - Iyonu

Ma 'worry' - Ma ṣe'yọnu

Sincerely - Ni Tọkan/ Tọkantọkan

So - Tori naa

Ṣe 'mistake' - Ṣe Aṣiṣe

Most especially - Paapaa julọ

A must/Compulsory - Pon/Kan Dandan

Mo 'pass/succeed' - Mo yege

Mo 'fail' - Mo Kùnà

Ma 'rush' - Ma 'kanju'

Of - ti | Alaafin 'of' Oyo - Alaafin Oyo/Alaafin ti Oyo

How come? - Bawo loṣejẹ

Need - Nílò

Force/By force - Ipá/T'ipá

Help - Iranlọwọ/Ìrànwọ

Anybody - Ẹnikankan

O 'pay' - O san

Whoever - Ẹnikẹni

Mo 'appreciate' - Mo Mọrírì

Anyone - Ẹnikankan

Anything - Eyi kankan/Eyikeyi

Anyhow -Lọnakọna

Mo 'try/attempt' - Mo Gbiyanju

No matter - Botilewu

Separately - Lọtọọtọ

O 'different' - O yatọ

For real - Ṣe Lotitọ

Anyway - Lọnakan ná

Whichever - Eyiowu

Since - Niwọn

Normally - Ni dede

Still - Sibẹ

Aside from - Yatọ si

Ko 'Easy/Simple' - Ko rọrun

Actually - Lootọ/Ni tootọ

Better - San ju, Dara ju

O wa 'important' - O ṣe pataki

Easily - Irọrun

O 'better' - O suwọn

Dissapointment - Ijakulẹ

Exactly - Ni pato

O 'bad' - O buru

Understand - Ni òye

Advice - Imọran

Really - Gaan

O wa 'okay' - O dara bẹẹ

Very - Gidi

Ko 'serious' (person) - Alawada/Oniyeye ni

Last time - Igbakẹyin

Previous time - Eṣi

At once/Immediately - Lẹsẹkẹsẹ

Instantly - Lọgan

Mo 'send' - Mo (fi) ranṣe

Wa ni 'standby' - Lugọọ

O 'fine' - O dara/rẹwà/lẹwa

04/06/2023

Why do mothers have a password on their phone when everyone in the house knows it🤷‍♀️

04/06/2023

If Adam and Eve were Chinese we wouldn't be suffering now because
They will leave the fruit and eat the snake 🐍
😅😂

03/06/2023

You know these kids who carry finance cards and beg people to sign an amount on the cards and give them the money which will help them pay for whatever was requested of them?

A bunch of them stopped me about 8 minutes ago, waving their cards in my face and begging me to sign any amount for them. I reluctantly stopped and told them I could only give money and sign for one of them. Naturally, the first one who came to me announced himself.

One cute boy lidat.

I asked how much was the total he needed and he said it was N3,500. Out of the goodness of my heart, I took his card, uncapped the pen and signed on the card N56,000.

I sha gave him N1,500 for a start.

I wish him the best of luck as he faces the school's disciplinary committee on Monday to explain to the management what he did with N54,500.

Nothing wey anybody go do me.

03/06/2023

Once in a while, go to your wife's work place to check if your children resemble anyone there. 🤸

02/06/2023

Please can somebody marry me, It's urgent.
I will explain during honeymoon.
😒😒🤨

02/06/2023

Fuel should reach 5k per litre,
we are tired of losing our babes to car owners.🧐

02/06/2023

A relationship should be a happy place, not where you keep begging an adult to act right😌

02/06/2023

Mother's will be calling last born my child, as if the rest of us are visitors.. 🤣🤣

02/06/2023

My girlfriend texted me at 8 pm saying "Choose between Football or Me"
I replied at 9:55 pm: " I choose you, baby "

02/06/2023

I wish I had my own vag*na am tired of begging🤔🤔

02/06/2023

You fit go thíef now
No fuel to Burn you 🥱😹😹💔😂😂😂

02/06/2023

Fola has a car, but when Fola fuel finished, Fola'rin 🚶🚶

02/06/2023

I was about to sign a Contract Company when my wife called;

WIFE:- Woooooooooow!!, darling I have a very
big surprise for you, I can't believe this.

VIRGO ♍ : - Ok pls I will call you back, I'm about
to receive a contract of N30 million.

WIFE: - Darling, that is good news but this one is
very urgent please come home now, please it's VERY URGENT.

VIRGO ♍ :- But I'm about to...

Wife: - PLEASE JUST COME HOME BABY TRUST ME.

VIRGO ♍ :- Em.. please my wife just called me for
an urgent thing. Please grant me permission to go
and come back quick.

Company:- Well, if you leave, I'm afraid we may
have to cancel the contract.

I weighed the options and decided that
my home is more important than any contract.

So after few minutes I rushed home.

VIRGO ♍ : - (Seriously sweating) Honey why this
urgent surprise, when I was about to sign a
contract worth N30 million?

WIFE:- Honey, our troubles are over and God has
finally answered our prayers.

VIRGO ♍:- Are you pregnant again?

WIFE: - Haba honey, I'm pregnant already na, this is more than pregnancy,
if it's just pregnancy I wouldn't have stopped you
from signing your contract.

VIRGO ♍: - Wow, so what's the surprise?

WIFE: - (Being happy) Honey, I can't believe this,
you know we have been praying over 6 months
now? God has finally answered us.
That Big rat that always disturbed us in the kitchen is finally
de@d, I called you to come and remove it. You
know I hate touching rats. 🐀 🙆‍♀️
🤨😬😬😬
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02/06/2023

Women who hustle for themselves, Buy their own data, Airtime, Pay their saloon bills, May God bless you with more money.❤🙌🏼

01/06/2023

My question is................
Can someone host a crusade in Egypt, with the theme;
"The Egyptian you see today, you shall see them no more"??

01/06/2023

That money ladies hide at the back of their phone cover when visiting a guy is called what
😁😁😏😎

01/06/2023

Fearless drink is #250 fuel is #600, buy energy drink and give trekking a chance🏃🚶🤔. Na update I give you🤷

01/06/2023

,😇😇°Ask me based on ur battery°
• 1% Age
• 2% Last hug
• 3% county
• 4% fav letter
• 5% religion
• 6% my crush
• 7% can we be friends
• 8% longest friendship
• 9% shortest friendship
• 10% gender identity
• 11% long/short hair
• 12% idol
• 13% dream vacation
• 14% favourite place
• 15% sad or happy movies
• 16% do I dance
• 17% are you happy
• 18% what am I to you
• 19% fav season
• 20% fav YouTuber
• 21% sleep or no sleep
• 22% can we be besties
• 23% most unforgettable experience
• 24% day or night person
• 25% money or love
• 26% when did you last fall in love
• 27% fav subject
• 28% first letter of your crush
• 29% fav colour
• 30% fav animal
• 31% fav gener of music
• 32% allergies
• 33% sweet or sour
• 34% salty or spicy
• 35% worst experience
• 36% best experience
• 37% do you lie
• 38% fav sport
• 39% dream job
• 40% fav musician
• 41% fav aesthetic
• 42% pop or classical
• 43% fav composer
• 44% do you have siblings
• 45% fav singers
• 46% fav band
• 47% fav song
• 48% fav drink
• 49% fav meal
• 50% fav dessert
• 51% fav snack
• 52% partner in crime?
• 53% would you hug me
• 54% do you believe in ghost
• 55% are you scared of anything
• 56% are you a ghoster
• 57% are you a sinner
• 58% do you hate your brother
• 59% do you hate me
• 60% do you love me
• 61% fav person
• 62% have you ever thought about someone
• 63% have you ever dreamt about someone
• 64% favourite country
• 65% do you have a crush
• 66% favourite item
• 67% fav subject
• 68% dream career
• 69% fav personality
• 70% fav animal
• 71% have you ever cried because of
someone
• 72% what's your addiction
• 73% what's my biggest dream
• 74% fav phone brand
• 75% fav movie
• 76% fav movie
• 77% fav movie genre
• 78% Good or bad student
• 79% quiet or noisy
• 80% would u give your life to someone
• 81% when you are jealous do u show
•82% are u toxic
•83% lunchtime or snack time
•84% how many siblings do u have
•85% any questions
•86% any questions
•87% worst thing u done
•88% -100% any question

30/05/2023

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1. Baby please off light am shy 🙈🙈
na līe her bra is tied with USB cord 😂😂😂

2. I'm not your bro, I know my sisters.
Don't cāll me bro. I want to see ur
nākednēss and touch bress😏😏🙄...
That's what I heard a guy telling someone's daughter behind my window last night
😂😂😂😂

3. Dont feel bād when yuh upload ur picture and nobody comment on it. Who knows? Maybe yuh left everyone speechless 😂😂😂

4. Be Good

FATHER: Now VIRGO, be good while I'm away.
VIRGO ♍: OK Dad. I'll be good for three thousand.
FATHER: That's too much son! When I was your age, I was good for nothing
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

5. The fact that I don't smøke doesn't mean I won't smoke and the fact that I said I won't smoke doesn't mean I will smoke...
Eherr wat were we saying 😂😂

6. Babe keep ur body, I don’t need s£x from u, I just want to love you & spøil u with money 😳those men dīed in 1591 😹😹😹😹

7. I have made so many Mīstakes in my life but what I'll not try is to fīght where there will be no one to separate us.
I can't come and intentionally k!ll myself♨🤣
Or you say you will try that 😜😜

8. I once joined a pørn grøup so that I can preach to them
But my brothers and sisters, am now one of their admin_l
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I can't believe it

9. The reason you're poor is because when it rains you think about s£x instead of farming 😂

10. Husband warning wife: "these māids u like changing every month will bring us disēases in this house"😂😂😂😂😂 if you know you know

11. Making a woman Laugh is one of the keys to winning her heart, unless she's laughing at your manh00d🤣🙈

12. Stop ignøring my post am not your Ex 😂 i did nøthing wr0ng to you

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30/05/2023

Throwback Jokes that will make u forget ur name😂😂

VIRGO ♍ is back with another banger 🙌

1) Imagine if PTA meeting do exist in University...
Parents: How is my son coping in classes?
Lecturer: i have never seen this young man in my life.😂😂😂

2) I don't blame anyone who left me. I mean look at me😎😎 i even want to leave me😂😂😂

3) Heart attack is when you call your babe, then you hear the voice of a naked man😂😂😂

4) You guys don't know this... this life is like a spoon... i don't even know what i'm saying, i just feel like a motivation speaker😂😂😂

5) i may not know you, but i know your phone number start with '0'
E shock u?😂😂😂

6) Alert!! Alert!! Scammers are everywhere but bring 20k let me teach you how to avoid them😂😂😂

7) Fact
Do you know that when you close your eyes, you cannot see?😂😂😂

8) Rich people phone are always in silence or on vibration...
Na only poor men they set ringing tone😂😂😂

9) Bros abeg.... Reason with her, if she no fine today, she go makeup tomorrow😂😂😂

10) Nigeria mothers... After one hot slap they will still be like, "i will not touch you till your father come, Abeg the slap is for what😂😂😂

11) You.. Yes you.. You are planning on skipping without reacting after you have laughed out your sorrows😂😂😂

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I callēd a married lady who was
owīng me møney, but she didn't pīck my cālls.

I callēd 10 times more, still no answer. Knowing that her husband was not at home, I decided to send her this message:

"Hello Sisy, I'm not cālling for the money. I just wanted to tell you that 2 girls were fightīng over your husband in town today. It was a big fīght and he was just there watching, until one of the girl managed to escāpe into his car and they drove off".

After some minutes, she callēd me but I ignøred her. She kept cālling and I found 21 mīssed cālls from her and a mēssage which read:

"Where was the fīght?
Where did they go?
Did you Notice those girls? Please tell me, I am fālling apart."

I just read and didn't respond. She callēd again, 5 times and I didn't answer, then another message from her:

"I have your møney, please can we mēet, so you tell me more?"

Then i replied, "Okay, you can Señd it through Møbile Møney so that when I pass by the filling station to refuel, then I will pīck you and drive you to one of the Girl's House because I know them."

After 2 mins, I checked my account balance, my money was fully pāid.

I then swītched off my phøne and slēpt like a baby..... With this econømy, you need to be shārp. GOD OF WISDOM I THANK YOU 😌🤣
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28/05/2023

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Part 2

Ctrl + F3 - Set name
Ctrl + F4 - Close
Ctrl + F5 - XL, size of the restore window
Ctrl + F6 - Next Workbook Window
Shift + Ctrl + F6 - Previous Workbook Window
Ctrl + F7 - Move window
Ctrl + F8 - Resize Window
Ctrl + F9 - Minimize the workbook
Ctrl + F10 - Maximize or Restore Window
Ctrl + F11 - Inset 4.0 Macro sheet
Ctrl + F1 - Open File
Alt + F1 - Insert a graph
Alt + F2 - Save As
Alt + F4 - Output
Alt + F8 - Macro dialog
Alt + F11 - Visual Basic Editor
Ctrl + Shift + F3 - Create a name using the names of row and column labels
Ctrl + Shift + F6 - Previous Window
Ctrl + Shift + F12 - Printing
Alt + Shift + F1 - New spreadsheet
Alt + Shift + F2 - Save
Alt + = - AutoSum
Ctrl + `- Toggle value / display of the formula
Ctrl + Shift + A - Insert the argument names in the formula
Alt + down arrow - automatic view list
Alt + '- Format Style Dialog
Ctrl + Shift + ~ - General Format

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28/05/2023

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Ctrl + A - Select All
Ctrl + B - Bold
Ctrl + C - Copy
Ctrl + D - Fill
Ctrl + F - Find
Ctrl + G - Find next instance of text
Ctrl + H - Replace
Ctrl + I - Italic
Ctrl + K - Insert a hyperlink
Ctrl + N - New workbook
Ctrl + O - Open
Ctrl + P - Print
Ctrl + R - Nothing right
Ctrl + S - Save
Ctrl + U - Underlined
Ctrl + V - Paste
Ctrl W - Close
Ctrl + X - Cut
Ctrl + Y - Repeat
Ctrl + Z - Cancel
F1 - Help
F2 - Edition
F3 - Paste the name
F4 - Repeat the last action
F4 - When entering a formula, switch between absolute / relative references
F5 - Goto
F6 - Next Pane
F7 - Spell Check
F8 - Extension of the mode
F9 - Recalculate all workbooks
F10 - Activate Menubar
F11 - New graph
F12 - Save As
Ctrl +: - Insert the current time
Ctrl +; - Insert the current date
Ctrl + "- Copy the value of the cell above
Ctrl + '- Copy the formula from the cell above
Shift - Offset Adjustment for Additional Functions in the Excel Menu
Shift + F1 - What is it?
Shift + F2 - Edit cell comment
Shift + F3 - Paste the function into the formula
Shift + F4 - Search Next
Shift + F5 - Find
Shift + F6 - Previous Panel
Shift + F8 - Add to the selection
Shift + F9 - Calculate the active worksheet
Shift + F10 - Popup menu display
Shift + F11 - New spreadsheet
Shift + F12 - Save

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28/05/2023

VIRGO: I Remembered the day I came back from school with my maths paper which I scored 90%, my Mother asked me why I added the '0' and I said I didn't add it.
She gave me some strokes but I still insisted and she was about to kill me now but I still insisted bcos truly I didn't add that '0', it was '9' that I added 😀

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