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23/01/2022

Last night i was scared 🤢by the sight of the animal i saw..i bet no one have ever seen it🙄
i tried to scream😮 but couldn't i tried to run🏃🏾‍♀🏃🏾‍♀ but my legs were just to heavy to run with goose bumps were all over me then i started to cry😭😭😭 it was coming near me my only option was to run🏃🏾‍♀🏃🏾‍♀🏃🏾‍♀
but shockingly when i looked closer its was a c**k trying to find were to sleep😂😂😂

15/01/2022

I was playing outside when my mother called me...

Me: yes mother
Mother: john your father and i will like to know what you want to become in future.
Me: i want to become a very huge man
Father: ah john! why?
Me :so dat any time you are beating our house maid in your room with the door locked I'll break it down and and stop you from beating her.

14/01/2022

A guy was standing opposite my house making a call when i walked past🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️
he tried stopping me but i ignored him and continue walking 🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️
Suddenly a car stopped in front of me i was surprised 🤷‍♂️ to impress the man coming down from the car i tured to the other guy and said to him "you are not my type"i said..pointing to the man with the car i added "he is my type so leave me alone😡😡
The car owner was close to me now with a smile 😊 but surprisingly he walked past me😳 getting to d other guy he bow slightly and said "sir sorry for the delay" and he gave him the car keys 🔑 i was dumbfounded 😲😲 i just watched him drove off without saying anything😥 "my type can i know your name" that idiot still get mind ask me "your father 😡 go ask your mama her name idiot"

14/01/2022

Laugh 😀na free

Nowadays in classroom we no need love later.. we relate lyk this

Boy: i miss you when i can't sleep😔
Girl: i typed a text but you never mind that s**t 🙄
Boy: Don't you miss me like i miss you 🙁
Girl: you are still in love with me but your friends don't know 😩
Boy: i don't mean no harm 🙂
Girl: all alone i watch you watch her lyk she's the only girl you ever seen😔 how is it you never noticed that you are slowly killing me😢

- Heartbreak is when you are watching your favorite movie in your neighbor's room "him come say make you comot him get important visitor 😁😁

-I don't know how ugly i am until i used normal camera snap picture😢

-wahala bi like
Pastor: we all shall make heaven
Congregation:Ameen
Pastor: after we die
Congregation: (silent)

-wahala bi like
Girl: hello babe
Boy: hello love..wastup
Girl: am not fine
Boy: what's wrong
Girl: i need 20k to make my hair
Boy: the customer your calling is busy do hold on or call back later thank you😁😁😁

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13/01/2022

"Hi 🖐guys am new please🙏🙏 show some love🙂