Cooker vibes

18/06/2023

Throwback to when Naija sweet😫🥺

18/06/2023

Ekiti people when their neighbor buys a generator that's bigger than their own:

09/06/2023

I dey vibe Asake and u say I be 2mins man
You No know say Mr Money no dey waste time

11/04/2023

With all your low-key life

U still no get reach 30k for aza😹😹

21/02/2023

Nobody here knows the differences between
E-MAIL 📧 & GMAIL 📨
But they all keep pretending 😂.

21/02/2023

Queen mother 👩 👩
Wey com out for night naked
To do incantation
They don r**e am.

11/02/2023

. . . . . 🤲OH LORD I PRAY 🤲

🤦I may not be rich as DAVIDO

But I want to be a star★ like WIZKID😎

So people may love me like OLAMIDE😍

And my song will always make sense like 2BABA ✌️

Because I will not sing rubbish like PORTABLE😂

And I promise not to date an old woman like TIWA SAVAGE🤗

But to be featuring SIMI☺️ so that I and ADEKUNLE can be closed🤞.

I will not smoke like BURNA BOY 🤗but I will look cool and calm like KIZZ DANIEL🤩

And i will rap like FALZ😉 and dance like ZLATAN💃

So i can be popular like NAIRA MARLEY 👌

I promise to dress like TEKNO👈 and feature YEMI ALADE💏

So she will introduce me to FLAVOUR😲

So I can understand Igbo like PHYNO🤨

And I will sing love song like BANKY W💞and MAYORKUN

But i will not use too much of Yoruba like REMINISCE😏

But sing with English just like ICE PRINCE 😒

So that I can later feature America singer like BEYONCE😍

So I may be popularly known as
👉 Don wise (Collins coker)😍😍

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07/02/2023

As I no get work I say make arrange this emoji's
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30/10/2022

I draw for a living 😂🤲

30/10/2022

China 🇨🇳 has done it again just send card to this number 08125995755 ur phone will turn to iPhone 14 📲 📲

20/10/2022

Cooker vibes

15/10/2022

If u have believe
By tommrrow
U shall receive 100mlion in your account
If u believe say amen 🥰

30/09/2022

01/09/2022

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31/08/2022

When u chat wit ur galfriend lyk dis....
YOU: hey
SHE: hello
YOU: xup
SHE: I'm fny and u?
YOU: gud
SHE: okay
👆
There is another guy online going lyk dis....
Guy: Good morning beauty,how is ur pretty self doing today?
She: Lol.... Do u have to make me blush dis early morning?
Guy: U deserve dat my bestie,u always luk more beautiful wen ever u blush😊
She: Wow ...... Stop flattering me
Guy: I'm not bby,is jxt dat i luv u and ur happiness matters to me...
She: I'm in a relationship dear but de truth is dat u have a way of making me happy whenever i chat with you.
Guy: u deserve to be happy, enjoy ur day my angel ,got to go naw,chat u later.😘
She: Thanks sweetie,i will miss u online, can't wait to have u back online
U may think she's cheap to fall for a mere words,but that's how women were meant to be...... They like soft words from their spouse,give it to her and watch her melt in your arms

The greatest mistake a man can make in a relationship is giving another man chance to make his woman happy

Some guys can't even remember the last time they told their woman"BBY u are very beautiful❤️💖" The highest they say is" Bby when are we going to see?😏 ..... Bby wen are u coming to visit me? As if they are in the hospital 😏🤨

Learn to make ur partner happy and cared for, before it gets too late...
Ladies hope am communicating ❤️💖❤️

31/08/2022

My people how we dey?
Laugh and have a blessed Night Rest 😁🤣😀🤣🤣😀😀

1. Forcing ur GF for s*x is called R**e, what if u re forcing ur BF for money, what is it called?👀

2. Traditional marriage don reach u dey carry us enter bush, watin happen to those fine fine gates u bin dey pose snap pics?😝

3. Dating an ugly girl is very funny o..Every 30sec...she will call you n say ...Baby promise me you won't leave me..😂😂😂😂

4. I want to transform my life should I hug a transformer?😲

6. If the study of Fish is Fishry, what is the study of Hen?😂😂

7. Wat goes in dry and come out wet??..........
me: It is stick sweet 😃😃. Chai corrupt minds 🏃🏃

8. Aunty abeg if you finish doing that thing 🍆🍑 try and bath 🛀. NA so one girl enter keke, e just dey smell..3 rounds, 3 rounds🚶🚶🚶

9. Any woman that want to marry me must stay 2years with my mother, so dat she can train her n let her know how to take care of me 😋

10. Dear Death, the grave is filled with people with unfinished n unfulfilled dreams. May we never die before our time 🙏🙏..Amen

11. U no get money u dey look road before u cross...na watin Dem wan thief from u? Who u Epp🚶🚶🚶

12. I just finished reading the bible. Pls am confused, how many years did David fast before he was baptized?😅

13. I just show my dad our C.R.K Teacher in primary 4 that taught us that it was Elijah that divide the red Sea...Boom🏃. See quarrel 😂😂😂

14. 9ja for life (Nigeria no go kill me) How can a ghost be wearing Manchester United jessy in Nigerian movie 🙉🙈

15. Nothing is sweeter than ignoring a beautiful girl who thinks she is every mans choice 💃💃

16. Last night i cracked joke in my friends house and a thief laughed from the kitchen to the parlour and shake me saying "u funny die" 🙉
Una say wahalla be like watin again ?😂😂
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31/08/2022

To be sincerely honest in my humble opinion without being sentimental, and of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view and without hiding any thoughts in between my mind and without lies,to the actual truth with my clear open mind and clean heart,expressing what ever is embedded inside me for a long time which I didn't say just because I was nervous.But Today, by gathering all the courage and motivation, I just want to say that I actually feel and think that I have absolutely nothing to say🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐

29/08/2022

29/08/2022