17/09/2023
Push Everything Aside,.... Favour Has come again 💥😳😳😂😂😂😂😂
1) After 6 Hót Sláps, And 1 Kíck, African Móm Will be Like : "I will Nót Tóuch You, Until Your Dád Cömes báck" 💥🙆😳😳😭😭😭😂💔
2)If You know Thát it's Too Bíg, Don't Fórce it!🙏😔😔
Just Pút it Slówly And Slówly, Don't Be Scáred My Sister, It Won't téar ☝️😔......
The Bréad Will Súrely Entér Thát Pólybag 😳🤭😂😂
3)Who Elsé Nóticed Thát When The Exams Get So Hárd, You'll Start Cóunting The Roófing Shéets they used To Róof The Exåm Hall😳😳😭💥😂😂
4) On My Wédding Day, Nóbody Will Be Allówed To Take Móre Than One Pláte Of Rice; After Taking Your Foód, They'll Mårk your Foréhead With Fõwl Shìt 😳😳😂😂😂😭
5) I rémember That Tíme When I used My Móm Brá To Sew Dúster; She Béat The Upcóming Taílor óut Of Me!😭😭😂💔
6) I used anóther Phõne to Chåt My Yõunger Sister, Nkechi, She said ,
"Her Brother has turned to Imbécile, so she need " 😳😳😳🥺😭😭😭😂😂😂
7) Bárbers Will Décorate You with Different Pówders And you'll Lóok Líke Wizkid; But When You Táke Your Bath, Bóom!!, OBÁSANJO....💥😭😂😂😂
8) The Mõney I owéd Airtël Since 2014, Just this Morning, I saw Their Message:
"Dear Customer, We Léave you to God" 🤸😂😂😂
9) Nkechi, On judgëment Day, When the Angels start to be Opening the Books of Your Previous Lifestyles in the past.... and as He Opens your own, You saw yourself shouting
"Båby don't Stop!!, please Hàrder, Hārder !!!!"
Just carry your Two Slippers in your Hands and be Running to Hēllfire 💥💥😂😂😂😂😂😂
10) That Guy that I Thought he'll Be My Dëstiny Helper;
Now, he's in the Market Square, Dancing to Win Indomie Gifts 😳😧🥺😭😭😭
11) Nkechi, You got Prëgnant and you're Saying it's Àccident😒😒; ....
So, As you were about Crossing the Road, Tråiler of Pënis just hìt you from no where 💥😳😳😭😂😂😂💔💔
Cutie😔😔, I Always Discover that Your Smile's are So So Priceless, that's why I come Daily to make You Smile 😔😢🥰🥰
Please 🥺🥺🥺🙏, Just Appreciate Me Alōne