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15/01/2023

Emeka is rich
Chinedu is handsome
And obinna can knack
(Choose one)
😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

15/01/2023

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15/01/2023

U mistakenly jam a soldier and he said (use ur five previous emoji to plead me) are u save??
Me πŸ˜‚πŸŽ€βœ…πŸ₯ΊπŸ’―
Chai am gone

I mistakenly transfered 2k to awrongphone number . After thinking of away tostop the person from withdrawing the money,πŸ˜‚...
15/01/2023

I mistakenly transfered 2k to a
wrong
phone number . After thinking of a
way to
stop the person from withdrawing the money,
πŸ˜‚
I came up with an idea of sending a text
message to
the person's phone number saying:
πŸ˜‚
"""Hello dark and worthy initiate, I hope you're
OK. I
believe you have received the money I sent to
you...
It's for your initiation into the eternal mystical
order
of glorious satanism in the illuminati fraternity
scheduled to take place tomorrow at 12
midnight. That
money is only for your transport. I'll send you
more
for shopping.
πŸ˜‚
There are riches awaiting you in this kingdom.
Two
weeks after the initiation, a family member very
close
to your heart will die, this will unlock your ticket
to
wealth and you will have the ability to fly at night
to
any part of the world. Thanks in advance. Buh in
case
you're not ready to join, please send back the
money
immediately to avoid ur sudden death."""
πŸ˜‚
Five minutes later, I got an SMS saying:: "Please
send
another 6k, three of my friends are also
interested." I fainted on the spot😟😟
πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

Happy Sunday famz,😍πŸ₯°

12/01/2023

Follow for follow
πŸ’ͺ

Do  u  know  that  Ali  is  no  longer  a boy πŸ‘¦ ☺? Simbi  is  now  a mother  of  2  children πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ Do  u  still  remembe...
09/10/2022

Do u know that Ali is no longer a boy πŸ‘¦ ☺?

Simbi is now a mother of 2 children πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

Do u still remember Edet....he know longer lives in calabar but has moved to Canada ☺ ☺

What abOut Agbo....Agbo is happily married too and has left the town of lagoon for London πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

Eze no longer goes to school....he is now a graduate πŸŽ“ ☺ ☺

Even Mr salami is no longer a farmer but a politician πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

Remember Ralia the sugar girl πŸ‘§
She now owns one of the sugar factories in kano ☺ ☺

Ade our naughty little brother πŸ‘¦ is now a medical doctor in one of the biggest hospital in the country πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

Do u know Chike the river boy πŸ‘¦
He is now a contractor specialized in building roads and bridges πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

Nkem (the fruit of honesty) has ruled for 52 years πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Wow!

What a great medium to recall those days of Macmillan English ☺ ☺

We still have them off hand

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08/10/2022

Love no be scam. Hookup don master u, u dey see every man as CustomerπŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸšΆπŸšΆπŸšΆπŸšΆπŸšΆ

MEN AND S*X.Medically, men lose 12% of their blood sugar during every round of s*x, they also lose 10% of their protein ...
25/08/2022

MEN AND S*X.

Medically, men lose 12% of their blood sugar during every round of s*x, they also lose 10% of their protein level and also lose 10% of their calorie level. Worse still is, you also lose 15% of your natural energy.

What do ladies lose?
Only 5% of their water level.......

So If you hear FASTER or HARDER or GIVE IT TO ME, my brother just runaway.

However, for every round of s*x you also loose MONEY, either through POSTPAID or PREPAID.

I also recall that a Pharmacist friend of mine who told me some years ago that with every round of good s*x A man looses food values of nutrients equivalent to his monthly nutrient build up from daily balanced diet of 30 days.

WHAT A SACRIFICE?
And yet they act like they are doing you a favour... It is time we start demanding for maintenance fees from ladies, please.

MEN LIFE MATTERS

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21/07/2022

Joy is coming soon

It takes the best of God's grace for us to see the half of the year 2022 in, good health,  Alive and strong. May more th...
01/07/2022

It takes the best of God's grace for us to see the half of the year 2022 in, good health, Alive and strong.
May more than what you have seen in the glory of God reach you in the remaining days of 2022.
Happy new month palzβ™₯️πŸ₯°

Nigeria lawyer don dress Like juju man go  attend proceedings for Supreme Court for Abuja oooHim talk say na the judgeme...
23/06/2022

Nigeria lawyer don dress Like juju man go attend proceedings for Supreme Court for Abuja ooo
Him talk say na the judgement were Supreme Court pass say make every Nigerian express how them the take serve their God, the still come talk say make Muslim wear their hijab for school and for places were everybody de
On the 17/6/2022
Na why him too wear him religion clothes,
So from now on na like this him go de wear go court.

19/06/2022

I wish I had someone who is scared of losing me πŸ₯ΊπŸ˜ž
But all of una don drink Fearless πŸ˜‚

*I texted my Ex 'Hi' and she quickly update her status "Doing fine without you". See this girl oh ohhπŸ˜‚πŸ˜Ή, who told her I ...
15/06/2022

*I texted my Ex 'Hi' and she quickly update her status "Doing fine without you". See this girl oh ohhπŸ˜‚πŸ˜Ή, who told her I wanted her back?
Just wanted to tell her, I saw her Dad today in town today wearing my Vest she took
πŸ˜ΉπŸ˜‚πŸ˜Ή

14/06/2022

Am 25yrs, tall and handsome, single and also humble,
Looking for a strong laptop to buy
😏😹πŸ₯΄πŸ˜‚

13/06/2022

One mumu said her virginity is for her husband, that's why she has been using Condom.
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ΉπŸ˜ΉπŸ˜‚

24/05/2022

Sorry unborn kidsπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ na una Mama still de form slay Queen for meπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
I promise you she would soon make it up to you guys πŸ₯°

14/05/2022

What is your first s*x experience?
Gist us ✌️😹✌️
Not for person's πŸ”ž

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