02/12/2024
Laugh joor ๐
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1. If I had combined the trekking I trekked since I was 5 years old till now, Bros I for don reach England by now...๐๐๐ I'm just regretting it, what a waste of trek.๐๐๐คฆ๐คฆ
2. My neighbour has been using Free mode for the past 7 months until today, Airtel sent him a message, "dear customer are you not ashamed of yourself?"๐๐
3. Naija and bad road... Can you believe I mistakenly bite someone's meat pie inside bus yesterday because of gallops.๐๐๐คญ๐คญ
4. A guy just returned from five years imprisonment, you can't believe his girlfriend is asking him, "What did you bring for me?" ๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ
5. My neighbour bought a television of N300,000 and today she's begging me onions. ๐๐ I told him to fry the remote ๐๐๐๐
6. He is not your man until his mother calls you when she can't reach him... For now calm down, your man is Jesus.๐๐๐๐
7. Envy and hatred are early signs of being a
witch, it's just a matter of time, before you start flying in the night.๐๐๐๐
8. Bro, being handsome doesn't mean you are every woman's spec oh๐๐ Some ladies prefer their caring gorilla. ๐คฃ๐คฃ
9. Nigerians will never stop amazing me, even during holy communion in church, they will still collect it twice... some will even come with nylon bag.๐๐๐คฃ
10. Dating a nurse is not romantic at all!!! When she looks into your eyes, instead of seeing love, she will be seeing Malaria ๐๐๐๐
11. I was just testing the speed of my neighbour's chicken and now everyone is calling me a thief. Can you imagine๐คท๐คท๐๐
12. The way pastor's children walk in church... As if they went to Galilee Secondary School ๐๐
13. If you want your husband to help you in the kitchen, just borrow his phone for torchlight, he will stand there till you finish cooking.๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
14.you are trying to go without reacting ๐ heaven is far from you ๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ
15. Dearie ๐ฅฐ, If nobody cares to talk to you, Just know that you have Me๐, just appreciate your Favourite, by lรฎkรญรฑg His Post๐ and addรฎรฑg me