Emmanuel karrion comedy

17/12/2023

Only future billionaire will like this photo ❤️

17/12/2023

This or that

09/12/2023

Wtf😂😂

09/12/2023

If this pops up on your timeline.

Untimely déāth will not be your portion. 🙏🙏

Good evening 😍💖.

08/12/2023

😂😂Oya tag that your friend that can do this

08/12/2023

Rich kid go think say na Christmas carol 😅😂

07/12/2023

Okpa or Moi-Moi

07/12/2023

Mouth odour osim man of few words.

06/12/2023

Future because billionaires like this post 🌱

02/12/2023

I think say na only me wan do Father Christmas this year. So we plenty wey dey find money 😂

02/12/2023

It's going to be a Detty December!

Your Village people go hear am

14/09/2023

Hunger never catch you, na why you get time dey do this nønsense 😂

14/09/2023

14/08/2023

😎🚶
1. Grils when yr father give Yu a husband Yu call it " forced marriage " when is yr pastor Yu call it " revelation" 🙄

2. E get level wey you go buy data reach ehn, you go begin ask yourself say " shey my life no go spoil like this" 🤔😅

3. Bro code 97:
*
If you and your girl get chased by a dog, she's got her own legs 🙄

4. You are in onitsha and your girlfriend is in lagos, is your car not packed at owners risk🤷🤷*
*Just asking for a friend.*🙄🙄

5. None of my kids will call me daddy 😒😍
*
It's "mommy's boo"😋😋

6. To see money 💰 pick for ground no easy now. Even ritualists no dey gree use money do sacrifice again...Country hard 😂*

7. I feel like a man with kids whenever I'm around short people 💔☹️

8. 11pm
Me: 👁️👁️👀
2am
Me: 👁️👁️👀
4am
Me: 👁️👁️👀
*
8 minutes before my alarm
Me: 😴😴😴

9. IF U ARE PREGNANT AND U DREAM ABOUT SHOE JUST KNOW THAT THE PERSON RESPONSIBLE WANTS TO RUN AWAY💀💀
_

10. My lawyer reading my “Will” At the last part wee be like.
*
“And to my grandchildren I leave 47,563 screenshots and 88,794 Memes” 😌🙃

11. I don’t know you but you really need to shave before wild animals starts breeding there 😂

12. My Neighbor's wife kept screaming every night, "HONEY U'RE KILLING ME"
I've reported the matter to the Police before person die😎

13. When last did you support your man apart from "wait let me put it inside before you wound me"? 🙄
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

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13/08/2023

Laugh o
😂😂😂Lets Rumble😂🤣🤣

1. Are you 18 years and above?
Do you have a valid ID card?
Can you speak English fluently?
Can you work from 9am to 3pm for a monthly salary of N350,000?
If you are interested in the job send me your details so we can look for the job together. Only me don tire to trek for inside sun..Atleast if we reach 3 we fit dey gist for road 😁🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️
2. I have done many mistakes in my life but the one I will never do is to laugh while eating Yoruba stew (Beware Of Pepper)🤥
3. Shaving stick don cost oh, is like I go boil hot water, do am the chicken way 🤔
4. On judgement day, I'll intentionally faint so they'll rush me enter Heaven for treatment
5. Me and you dey waka. I buy suya, you throway your chewing gum..Why?😒
6. The bond between Iphone users and toilet mirrors can NEVER be broken
7. I just wonder how Obi Cubana use to sleep peacefully in his house with all this plenty money..... Me, ordinary 5k in my room and my brother is already looking like a thief in my eyes🙃
8. Imagine you're at a funeral crying, you touched your pocket and you couldn't find your phone... Will you stop crying?
9. The newly admitted student just told the driver to keep the change
I just dey pity the poor boy😂😂
10. I wonder how this rich people take 2 slices of bread and a cup of tea as breakfast....Me, 10 slices and 5 litre keg of tea is just to warm my stomach😋😋
11. Nobody walks faster than someone that has been given more than his balance in a shop😂😂
12. I entered a bus and I was perceiving Egusi soup from the person sitting close to me. It is obvious the person used the pot that was used in cooking the soup to boil water for bathing..Am I right?
13. Your parents have been married for 30 years now, and you come here and start posting 'does true love exist?'
Are you normal?😏
14. I nearly joined my ancestors this morning. As I was zipping my trouser , I mistakenly zip my input device.

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13/08/2023

🤕🚶
1. My wedding vow is going to be very simple and short
"Babe look me well, no let me regret weytin I dey do today"😒

2. When I buy my first car,🚙 the plate number will be😒
*
"E shock you"😌
😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑

3. He's - he is

Y'all - You all

That's - that is

You're - single 😌

4. If someone is bothering you with unnecessary calls, just copy and paste his number on . And write "Call this number to buy iphone 8 for 3,000 Naira."🤣🤣

5. never send voice notes to guys that make music🤕

6. i wan use memes and jokes finish the weapon dfashioned against me🌚
*
me and the werey just dey laugh since😂💔

7. Beautiful girls never post themselves daily But this second version of lizards looking like hungry desert grasshoppers will make an album in their statuses*😂😹

8. Slim girls without brëast will be looking like plasma TV😣

9. Pastor: let's pray for 2mins 😕
*
4hrs later
Pastor: say my fada my fada 😢
*
Me: ur fada ur fada 😒🖐️😒
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

10. My wedding vow is going to be very simple and short
"Babe look me well, no let me regret weytin I dey do today"😒

_____
11. Status: I speak my mind, I never mind what I speak.

Their DP: 🐸
*
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

12. Any man👨 who knows where he is going in life will never date many women👭
At least, TEN is Okay🥱

13. Imagine going to uni to get one of the hardest engineering degrees😩🥲
*
just to be graduate and become a NEPA man😂💔😭

14. No dey send me motivational quotes... Send me MONEY😑
😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑

15. Broke people are so cute😍
Just take a look at me🙈
😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑

16. Nigeria don go far ooo
Imagine a 20 years old girl using "PAMPERS"
Just to get "bum bum"😑😑

17. The mood weh I deh now even alert
*
No fit cheer me up
*
But send am first make I check😑😑

18. If soaking of garri
*
deh kill
*
I for don die since 😞🤧

13/08/2023

This is how my childhood went .

09/07/2023

*When I moved to Victoria Island*

Me: Neighbour, hwfa

Guy: Bro...you're our new tenant that moved in two weeks ago right?

Me: Oh you no dey speak pidgin?...Sorry, yeah bro I am. It's my friend that actually lives here but he's out of the country for some business, so he said I should help guide his home for a while.

Guy: Oh it's cool bro, it's cool. How you doin?

Me: I'm good man, please I've tried looking around for a barber but it seems there's no barber here.

Guy: Oh you mean barbing saloon?

Me: Yes please, saloon..sorry, barber..yeah, barbing saloon for male

Guy: Oh, let me give you my barber's contact. He usually comes every two weeks to trim my hair but you can call him.

Me; Oh thanks man, I really appreciate.

Guy: You're welcome my gee, go look cool for dem ladies...*we both laugh*

{2 hours after calling the barber}

Me: *sitting in front of my flat then sees a 2022 Mercedes Benz SL enter the compound*

Guy: *comes out of the Benz wearing suit*...Good evening

Me: Yeah, Good evening neighbour. Welcome

Guy: Oh, sorry I don't live here. Someone contacted me to come and cut his hair here

Me: *looks at Benz and look at the guy*... You be barber?

Guy: Yes sir, I'm supposed to barb a Stephen's hair here

Me: For this house?

Guy; Yes sir...*brings out ringlight, towel, microwave, mirror with Christmas light, portable A C, wrapper wey white like angel cloth*..he said he needed to barb his hair immediately

Me: I no sure say the guy dey house ooo. E be like say he comot

Guy: Hmmm... Alright. What about you sir, your hair looks bushy.

Me: ehh na Dada I be, we no dey barb hair for my church.

Guy: Your beards nko

Me: Shaving BIC dey upstairs, no worry

Guy: Okay sir...*let me wait in my car for him*

Me: It's already dark o, can't you go home and come back next time?

Guy: Hmph...*brings out phone*...Let me call and find out if he's on his way back.

*Calls Stephen*

{Ringtone, Soso by Omah Lay starts playing in my pocket}

-Emmanuel karrion

17/06/2023

Your cup of blessings will overflow ☕️
Say amen and like the page

22/01/2023

😆🧑‍🦯
1. I knew school was a joke wen our PE teacher was fat😑

2. Nothing more stressful than finding a pen for ur mom while she's on a call😂🥺

3. Person were talk fear my return no get transport to pay come back 😂😂😂

4. Dear Satan stop hiding in short girls
We know it's you 🙄🙄

5. If yellow house no carry last for ur sec school, na fake school u go😒

6. Every girl is understanding until she becomes ur girlfriend.😒

7. Wahala no d finish 🤣*
*Person way pastor Carry go River to baptize, water don carry am 🤣🤣

8. U.S mechanic 😗 Sir we think your car is due for service we need to diagonise the car to know the fault sir

9. *Naija mechanic:* oga start the car ... off am ..start am again ..give am fire .. tutor am well ..oga e be like say na ur battery ooo 😂

10. Omo what goes around has refused to come around 😑😑

11. Some names aren't romantic during $ex 😹
Just imagine saying ohhh Solomon😭😹

12. Wish I was a wig, i need some head😑😑

13. if u share my post without react, i pray ur charger only works at a certain point😒

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22/01/2023

Laugh again 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1. Baby please off light am shy 🙈🙈
na lie her bra is tied with USB cord 😂😂😂

2. I'm not your bro, I know my sisters.
Don't call me bro. I want to see ur
nakedness and touch bress😏😏🙄...
That's what I heard a guy telling someone's daughter behind my window last night
😂😂😂😂

3. Dont feel bad when yuh upload ur picture and nobody comment on it. Who knows? Maybe yuh left everyone speechless 😂😂😂

4. Be Good

FATHER: Now Emmanuel, be good while I'm away Emmanuel: OK Dad. I'll be good for three thousand.
FATHER: That's too much son! When I was your age, I was good for nothing
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

5. The fact that I don't smoke doesn't mean I won't smoke and the fact that I said I won't smoke doesn't mean I will smoke...
Eherr wat were we saying 😂😂

6. Babe keep ur body, I don’t need s*x from u, I just want to love you & spoil u with money 😳those men died in 1591 😹😹😹😹

7. I have made so many mistakes in my life but what I'll not try is to fight where there will be no one to separate us.
I can't come and intentionally kill myself♨🤣
Or you say you will try that 😜😜

8. I once joined a p**n group so that I can preach to them
But my brothers and sisters, am now one of their admin_l
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I can't believe it

9. The reason you're poor is because when it rains you think about s*x instead of farming 😂

10. Husband warning wife: "these maids u like changing every month will bring us diseases in this house"😂😂😂😂😂 if you know you know

11. Making a woman Laugh is one of the keys to winning her heart, unless she's laughing at your manhood🤣🙈

12. Don't go without reacting 🙄❤️

Su***de isn't the solution dm if u are depressed 😊❤️

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22/01/2023

😂😂LAUGH WITH 😂😂

1. Don’t let your loneliness make you reconnect with toxic people. You shouldn’t drink poison just because you’re thirsty.

2. Please ensure, Condoms & Helmets are worn on appropriate 'Heads' during 'Respective Rides' in this Rainy Season_.
Especially on vehicles that don't belong to you🙄
🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶😂

3. Wen a child mistakenly drops a plate .
American parents: are u okay!
African parent: break it !! break it ooo
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

4. A doctor wanted to heal 3 mad people.
He asked the 1st mad man: 3+3,
He replied : 2,500
You are really mad, said the doctor.
The 2nd mad man replied : 3+3 = Wednesday
Your are not far from death, said the doctor
The 3rd man answered: 3+3=6,
BRAVOO! How did you get the answer? The Doctor asked
He replied : I divided 2,500 by Wednesday.
The doctor collapsed.🙆🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

5. Why do girls like making videos Without saying anything, Just blinking eyes, licking lips and turning head like standing fan😒
🙆🙆🙆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

6. I was shocked today when I heard my neighbour telling her son the difference between Email and Gmail.
She said Email is when you use Electricity to send mail while Gmail is when you use Generator to send mail🙆
I still dey struggle to catch my breath from laughing🤣"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

7. A pastor was caught stealing inside the church by a member.
This was their conversation between them.
Pastor: Blessed are those who see and don't talk.
Member: For they shall receive their share. Amen.🤷
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂

8. The moment i knew Nigeria was in trouble was when someone stoled his neighbor's goat and dyed it black. Only for the owner to see the goat and say
This is my goat, I recognized it's smile😁
🙆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

9. You came to church and you start looking for miracle, what if miracle didn't come to church?🤷
🙄🙄🙄😒😒😒😒

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21/01/2023

😂😂LAUGH WITH 😂😂
1 U won't know dat u are a fine boy
until u are caught stealing in the market that's when people will start saying,''ah, eyah, this kind fine boy na thief😂😂
2 Dating a slim guy is very s*xy and romantic until breeze blows him away from the relationship🤣🤣🤣
3 watching tv with a village girl is very sweet until she throw stone at the snake on the tv😆
4 we could have been in 2024 by now if not for all these fat girls walking🚶‍♀️ slowly🙄
5 one girl posted on facebook ''RATE MY BEAUTY'' her mom commented ''NKECHI ! WHERE DID U GET THOSE CLOTHES U ARE WEARING''? she blocked her mom immediately😅
6 that moment u are having dinner with your family, then NEPA performed wonders by taking the light💡, den u stretch your hand to take your junior bro's 🍗...den NEPA brought back the light💡 only for u to notice that it's your father meat🍗 u took chai that's when u will know the difference between i will be dead and i shall be dead🙆🙆

7 I will appreciate him by joining his group
8 I mistakenly ran🏃🏃 in between mosquitoes🦟 and cockroaches 🪳den i remember Daniel in the lions den i pack courage and walked to dem, believe me they all ran away😆
9 i told my mum to buy a pet dog🐕‍🦺 for me and she said i can't rare two animals at once. pls what does that means🤷‍♀️
10 some girls ehn they can kiss a guys deeply for like ten minutes but when their brother drink pure water and remain they will cut the other part of the pure water to drink keep up sister hygiene🙄
11 when u buy a phone for 50k, and lied to your parents its 30k so they won't say u over spent, but now your dad give u 30k to get him the same phone(WHAT)🙆🙆

*Remember u vowed in number 7 so do🤷‍♀️

U WILL NEVER LACK IN YOUR LIFE AS U TAP AND follow THE LINK BELOW🥺
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21/01/2023

😁😁😁LAUGHING PILLS😆😆😆

1. I remembered the day my ex sent me a breakup💔 message............

My dad asked me what am reading??

I told him tips on how to cook delicious food

“Then he said""why are you crying😢??

I told him have reached the part where they are cutting onions
🤣🤣🤣😄😄😆😁

2. Who took the money i put on the table;???

American:I didn't took it😑

Spain:Not me🙂

Nigerians: I saw mariam eating biscuit🙋
🤣🤣🤣😄😄😆

3. I Wonder Which family planning did King Solomon use in the bible that made him have only 4kids after marrying 700 wives and 300
concubines?
🤣🤣🤣😄😄😆😁

4. The pain of coming back from shoprite &
Checkers plastic in both ur hands and none of your neighbors are outside to witness the great event
😓😓😓😓

5. My junior student in secondary school got married to my senior brother and now she's expecting me to call her aunty🙄🙄

Is like her brain is itching her😏😏😏

6. Apart from purple in Nigerian Flag, Which other color do we have???
🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

7. Give her a Laptop, Tell her to type her CV, that's when you will know that the Brazilian hair is on top of her head is on a coconut tree
😂😂😂😂😂😂

8. Babe what are you doing??

Her: Am watching TV on laptop😏

School fees wasted
🤭🤭🤭

9. So one day my children will be calling me Daddy and I be behaving as if I have sense😁😁😁😁

This life no balance oo😅

10..Forget everything, nothing sweet pass When you think you have finish all the Akara,but u touch the nylon.. U still feel one inside... That thing dey
totori belle.💃💃💃

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