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25/03/2023

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16/02/2023

Nkechi mistákenly Tránsfer To Someone's Accóunt😲😟😭. She was so so sórrowfúl, she started cryíng so bîtterly😭😭. Everybody gáthered to Consóle her, knówing how hárd the Cóuntry Is!🤦😒

I heárd What happened, as Gentle Favor no dey Rést naa🙃😒, So I decided to hèlp her. I took her phóne and sent a Mèssage to that Guy Emèka, Who took the Móney;

"Dearie, I am so so happy that finally someone has decíded to dié For Anóther!. I was Actually Sénding this Móney to One Guy who said he's Intérested in kìlling His Parents to have Môney, But Fortûnately, it entered your Accôunt, Please, Hope you're ready tomôrrow, And if not interested, you still have the Golden Oppôrtunity to réturn it!!"

After 30 míns, I saw A respónse from the Guy "Please I'm so sorry For Takíng the Môney..."😲🤲😋, As I saw that, I didn't even bóther to read the Rést, I shouted "Nkechi, Come!!!!!, The guy wánts to páy your Móney báck ooo!!!"🥰😔🙏🙈
Everybody gathered to Réad it, we were so happy ..;😋😌🤲

"Please I'm So sórry For Takîng the Móney, but the Môney is a bít smáll, So My Parents Said they are Also intérested, They said they'll usé Their Own Pàrents too!!!" 😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂
.........

My Lóve 🥺😢, It Shall Surely Surely Be Wéll With You, May All the Góod of the Land be Bestowed to you and your Lóving Parents 🥺🤲😢😭

Cutie, I have Just Decided to Make you Smile Because you desérve it so Gréatly 🥰🥰🥺😢😔, But You Want To Wálk away from Me, Chaiii 🥺😭😭, I haven't wárrant That, Who else Do you Just Want to Ádd, Please I'm Bégging you, let's Just be Amazing Friènds together 🥰🥺🙏😢

Can I Just Get A Friend Réquest From you, Please I'm Bégging you, Just A Friend Réquest 🥺🙏😭

My Lóve 🥺, please Open My Profíle and Ádd😔🙏👉Whis Dhom
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20/12/2022

To make someone happy, give them three things: Attention, Affection and Appreciation.

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15/11/2022

FACT ABOUT INTROVERT PEOPLE

1. They can talk and chat openly even crack jokes with you on social media but in real life they are ice😩

2. They fit pass you for road and no go do like sey dem see you simply because of their shyness🙍🏻‍♀️. They can stay indoors for weeks without minding🤦‍♀️

3. Very calculative, clingy, little touch of hot temper, romantic with the one they love. They hardly fall in love but once they fall, it's over because they don't joke with that person😘

4. They hardly cheat💯. Before you see them, dem don see you(so sensitive). They can read people's mind before you could say it, they rarely have friends and associate in any activities, always not comfortable staying in a place full of people and always like staying alone👌🏽.

5. They hardly talk in the midst of people but talkative when they are with their love ones.
People usually see them as too proud people but they are not.

6. They can endure a lot but don't push them or take them for granted because once they decide, you have lost them kpatakpata✌🏽.

7. They are too emotional😥. They don't easily forget bad things someone did to them🌝.

8. They hardly share their problems to anybody or ask people for assistance no matter what they are passing through 😒

9. You won't easily observe the kind of person untill you get closer to them🤗
They are unpredictable and stubborn😎

If you're on this table, gather here let's know ourselves, I'm waiting.😁
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01/11/2022

YOU NEED TO LAÚGH😂😂
😂WITH ME AND MY OCCÚPATION😂

1) Me as a Tailor : Madam, nóthing do the cloth, it's just that you no get nyánsh🙆😂😏😂
2) Me as a Lawyer: "My Lórd, I know that Emeka is gúilty for the Góat he stóle, but you need to táste the Góat Pépper sóup that Mama Emeka cóoked" 😋😂😂🙆🙆
3) Me as a Sailor: I hope you all sabi swim, because my bóyfriend just serve me bréakup🙆🙆😂
4) Me as a Pílot: Hope, they taught Una;: HIGH JÚMP for school, so in case the pláne crásh, because this is my first time ooo🙆🙆😂
5) Me as a Máke up Artiste: Madam, I have máke up, finîsh on your body, yet, you no fîne, It's like It's Inner béauty you have ooo😂😂😂
6) Me as A Chef/Food Seller: "Emeka!!, quickly Vómit the Food you're just éating now!!;..I ádded Sníper, thinking it's Groúndnut oil!!" 🙆🙆😭💔
7) Me as a Súrgeon: "Waitoo!!, Oga!!, is like I have cút óff Your Oésophagus; Bréathe First, Make I cónfirm am oo" 🙆😂😭
8) Me as a Doctór: Madam, I místakenly forgét my scíssors in your stomach, so, please don't twéck or dance for your húsband so that the scíssors will not shíft 🙆🙆😂😂
9) Me as a Seller : Woo, Oga, I no gét nylon oo, is like you'll carry the Garrí and sugar in your hands, I will míx it together🙆😂😂
10) Me as a Méchanic: Oga, I fórgot to put bráke in your car, So as you about to reach your déstination, Quickly júmp out of your car😂😂🙆
11) Me as a Bánk Manager: Dear Cústomer, , OOO has been déducted from your áccount to move Nigeria forward.. Even though it was that was in your bánk áccount, no wórry, when you put móney there, we'll take the Bálance🙆😂😂😂

If Nó One In this World Cáres to Make You Smile, Just know That I'm always there For you, Why not Just Ádd Me up as Your Fríend🥺😥

Hope I have Made your Blessed Sóul Brightened😥🥺

You wanna be My Best Fríend??🙈😥😢

Cutie, Can I just get a Fríend request from you, Please I'm bégging, just a Fríend réquest🙏 🥺😭

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31/10/2022

During the EASTER PERIOD i ran into a church carrying a brand new knife🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🗡🗡
and asked,
"Who is a christian here?" The whole Church
went as silent as a
grave yard. I asked again, "How can a full
Church have no christian?". No one replied. Then
I grabbed
the nearby young man and went out with him
and told
him, "Come and help me kill my chicken for
Easter
because I don't know how to do it". After the
young man had killed the Chicken,🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓� he told me
that he didn't
know how to skin it 😳😳😳😳and that I should go back
to the Church and get someone else to help me .
I returned to the church with the knife again
dripping with blood . When the Pastor saw me in
the church with blood dripping from my knife,🔪🔪🔪🔪🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡 he
immediately
shouted, "My Brothers in islam, Sollu Ala nabbiy
kareem😳😳😳😳�����😂😂😂😂😂🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈
The whole church responded Sala llahu alayhi
wasalam.!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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28/10/2022

My mother inlaw self😕

Last week Friday my wife's mother visited us because she missed us.😌
We were all in the sitting room chatting when my wife felt like having s£× but couldn't tell me directly in front of her mother.😒

So she stood up and pretended she had developed a tērrīble headache, she went to the bedroom and as a smart cømrade I followed her.🚶‍♀️🚶‍♂️
Shortly had s£× and when I came back to the sitting room but I forgot to zip up my short then I went back to the sitting room
Mother in law: "How is she now?"
Me: "I've given her headache drūg,she is now sleeping.
Mother in law:"That's good my son, now please CLOSE THE PHARMACY."😏🤣🤣

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28/10/2022

ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND 😍
SOME GIRLS THINK DEM WISE😂😅

I was taking a lovely walk with my bae yesterday evening 💏
And suddenly a Certain guy støpped with his BMW car and started calling my girlfriend🙄

She wanted to say Nobut I allowed her to go and see why she was being called😊..
After she reached where the car was
They started chatting🗨️, laughing and I couldn't hear what the conversation was all about plus I was busy waiting for her

She got inside the car then I walked to them And asked " Purity what are you doing''
Let's go😒🚶‍♂️
She smiled and said "Emmanuel" my brother just go home I'll find you😮"

I was Shøcked to be called "Brother" by my own Girlfriend😳
Then I thought for a while and came up with an idea..🤔

I also smiled😊
And said "But sister you haven't taken your HIV drugs💊😂
And it's afternoon already😋
Remember what the doctor said that your HIV is chrønic oooo".
Immediately she was kicked out of the car
I laughed 😂😂
The question is am I wīcked ?😋

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27/10/2022

Lord save your son😕🙏🤣

I was in the toilet so my friend sent me an ×videø.

Then l played the video😁, there was no sound so I increased the volume to the highest level

But still not sound after multiple trials, I ignored the sound and then started watching the p**n video.

I watched the video for 15 minutes⌚until I remembered that my phone was connected to the Bluetooth speaker in the living room🙆‍♂️

Now my family and our guests are waiting for me to come out 🙆‍♂️🙆‍♀️

Now have spent 3days in the tøilet 😭😭

😂SAVE YA SON LORD😂

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26/10/2022

Forget About Your Héart áches and Laugh😂😂

1. A Márried Man carried His Síde chíck to Hótel, and said "Báby tell me something that will íncrease My heartbéat", she replied " Your wífe is sitting At our Báck "🙆😂😂
2)Who else Noticed that Sécond Roúnd used to làst lónger and toúgher than First róund, but at the End, very sweét😋; That's Why I can never Jóin Bóxing😂😂😂😂💔
3. If a Guy Próposes to You, and asked You to Márry Him, Instead of Saying "Yes", Ask Him "When??"...
E get Why ooo😂🚶🚶
4. Two Bútchers Are fíghting Because of Me, I'm just waiting for them to fínish, so that I can tell them, I only Came to ask for Príce 😂😂🙆
5. Your Fácebook Timeline Says Living at Lagos, but studying at USA,...I'm not Saying " You're Lyíng oo; It's just that How Are you Managing to Pay Tránsport Fare "!!😂😂😂😂
6. If it's your Wífe that's Paying the House rént, and still feeding the Children...
My Dear Brother, it's your Wórk to be Scréaming during Séx,,you didn't Come to be Uséléss in life😂😂😂
7) The Way People walk so Gently After receiving Holy Communion ehnnn;..You'll think Nóbody is dáting, In Nigeria😂😂🙆
8. Do you remember When You and your Éx almost took Bloód Cóvenant,... na God Save you then,..by now you'll have Been in Fánta Bottle😂😂😂
9. I'm seriously Done watching Indía Films😠😠; How can Ármed Róbber róbbed a Bank, Then started Singing, and the Pólice were dáncing outside🙆🙆😂
10.I take God beg Unaaa,, If you want to tóast A gírl, Go straight to the Point; Which One is " So what's the Pláte Númber of the Keke you entered today "🙆😂😂😂
11) The Dévil May try to Make You Cry this year😢, But As God Lives,You'll always be réjoicing💖💖🙏

Cutie, If No Óne Cares to Make You Smile, Just Know that I do☝; Why Not Just Ádd Me As Your Friend😢😥

You wanna be My Best Friend?🙈😢😥

Cutie, Can I just get a Friend réquest from you, Please I'm begging you, Just a Friend réquest🙏😥😭

My Lóve😥, Please🙏 Open My Profile and ádd😥🙏

24/10/2022

THE RISE AND FALL OF THE OLD OYO EMPIRE

The Old Oyo Empire was a notable Yoruba empire composed of what is today known as Benin and Western Nigeria. It rose through the outstanding organisational and administrative skills of the Yoruba people. Wealth was gained from trade and its powerful cavalry. It was one of the foremost and powerful political states in the entirety of West Africa from the mid-7th century to the 18th century. It holds sway not only over most of the other kingdoms in Yoruba land but also over nearby African states, notably the Fon Kingdom of Dahomey in the Modern Benin Republic.

The origin of the Old Oyo Empire lies greatly with Oranmiyan, the last Prince of Oduduwa. He was the last born of the Yoruba kingdom of Ile Ife. Going back memory lane, the Yoruba race is said to have originated from Oduduwa. According to legend, Oduduwa had only one son ‘OKANBI’ who in return gave birth to seven children out of which proceeded Oranmiyan, the last prince of Oduduwa, who became the ancestral father of the Old Oyo empire.

The Old Oyo Empire had its headquarters stationed at Oyo-Ile between (1300-1535) and (1600-1896). The common language of the people of the Old Oyo Empire was mainly the Yoruba language while the main religion was Traditional religion, Christianity and Islam. The Empire was ruled by Alaafin Oranmiyan, Oba Adeyemi Alowoloda 1.

The Old Oyo Empire had a strong legislative government comprising the Oyo-Mesi and Ogboni who both checkmate the activity of the Alaafin. Its landmass spread across 150,000 km2 (58,000 SQm)

The history of the Old Oyo empire cannot be complete without mentioning its mythical origin.

MYTHICAL ORIGIN

The mythical origin of the Old Oyo Empire lies with Oranmiyan as earlier noted, who was the last prince of the Yoruba kingdom of Ile-Ife. In an attempt to launch a punitive raid on their neighbours for insulting their father Oduduwa the first Ooni of Ife, Oranmiyan and his brothers launched an attack against them.

24/10/2022

Thomas Fuller, an African sold into slavery in 1724 at the age of 14, was sometimes known as the “Virginia Calculator” for his extraordinary ability to solve complex math problems in his head. He was asked how many seconds there were in a year and a half, he answered in about two minutes, 47,304,000. Again he was asked how many seconds a man has lived who is 70 years, 17 days and 12 hours old, he answered in a minute and a half 2,210,500,800.

One of the men was working out the problems on paper, and informed Fuller that he was wrong, because the answer was much smaller. Fuller hastily replied, "'Top, massa, you forget de leap year." When the leap year was added in, the sums matched.

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21/10/2022

15/09/2022

The person that will share my page to five groups and screenshot it should dm me for 2k now. I am doing it for five people.

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24/08/2022

Just in case you are new on my friend list or you don't know me this is my bio

1. REAL NAME: Wisdom
2. NICKNAME: Wis_dollar
3. GENDER: Male
4. NATIONALITY: Nigerian
5. SCHOOL: University of port Harcourt
6. HOBBIES: Collecting teeth from
live lions ; catching bullets with
bare hands; jogging up and
down mount Everest.
7. MY RECORDS : Skinned a
crocodile alive, held breathe
under water for
2months_3weeks_6hours_4mins
and 45seconds. Hence, traveled
around the world in a Day.
8. GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS:
Went to heaven to charge my
phone, fluent in 10,598
languages, first man to land on
the sun .
9. EMBARRASSING MOMENT:
Couldn't kill 100 bears with a
single punch , though 99 died
and the last one is now imbecile
10. PROUDEST MOMENT: When a
cobra died after biting me.
11. HARDEST MOMENT: Jumped
out of an airplane and landed
safely on a football pitch.
12. SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I don't
like bragging or lying..😁😁

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16/08/2022

BREAKING NEWS
Short people are now a allowed to use their full picture for passport🤣🤣🤣🤔

13/08/2022

BREAKING NEWS
Short people are now a allowed to use their full picture for passport🤣🤣🤣🤔🤔

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13/08/2022

Hello fans