24/01/2023
Kumuona Happily Married Waondelamoo🤣🤣Amwali Bwelerani Kwanu Banja Likuphani🤝
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Kumuona Happily Married Waondelamoo🤣🤣Amwali Bwelerani Kwanu Banja Likuphani🤝
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1: A Bro Shall Not Gaze At A Naked Bro.
2: A Bro Never Cries.
3: A Bro Always Has A Condom In His Wallet In Case Of Emergency.
4: A Bro Never Wears Pink Underwear.
5: If A Bro Asks Another Bro To Keep A Secret He Shall Take That Secret To His Grave.
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ANOTHER MARY MOUNT STUDENT DIES WHILE RECEIVING TREATMENT!
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1994 ..........................17
1995...........................28
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2005. .........................18 (Ndiwo)
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