Inspirationals

02/02/2023

we know it, we can talk about it but when asked you can't explain it clearly that's why it's called mysteries stop wasting time with unknown sources

13/01/2023

Ruth's phone rang....📞📞📞

Ruth 👩🏽‍🦱: Hello
New number: Do you have a boyfriend?

Ruth 👩🏽‍🦱: Yeah, why did you ask?
New number: I'm your father! You have a boyfriend but a child like you! You will see when I leave for work!!
Ruth 👩🏽‍🦱: Hey, daddy, I'm just lying, I'll explain clearly, I don't have a boyfriend😭

(Father cut the call)

After a while, the phone rang again with another new number.

Ruth 👩🏽‍🦱: Hello
New number: Do you have a boyfriend?
Ruth 👩🏽‍🦱: No!!! God forbid!

New number: oh, what do you say when people ask you if you have a husband. Are you ashamed of me?

Ruth 👩🏽‍🦱: Sorry Andy, I feel like my father! You know I love you my man😭

New number: I'm your father! I want to be sure if you are really in a relationship! See you at home, you dog

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13/01/2023

If these women were books, they would have no covers because they were only used

11/01/2023

# inspirationals

How our planet earth looks like with w***e
and original map

08/01/2023

I still get wonder why
Words like God & Man has 3 letters but at the same time...,
Satan & Woman has 5 letters
🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

08/01/2023

wakutumayo umuwuze wamuloza anasiya kuponda khomo la toilet... Ndipo ukapanga chibwana uzaziwa dzina la mfunda wa amayi awo a kuka anga

* Eee udani ukalowa ma penalties kuchuluka zolankhula

08/01/2023

Zangowona kukubvutani...mwina ndi January yomwe wapangisa koma ndalama sipeleka nzeru kapenanso kuchosa nzeru... Bvuto ndi inu😀😂😜

06/01/2023

Kuyenda utsiku uliwekha kukukhala kwabwino kusiyana nkugona pa bedi uli pa Fb....mundifuse ndikuwuza zaona ine.....😀😝

30/12/2022