27/02/2024
HÃBÏTS THAT DEFINE AN AFRICAN:
(1) Urināting behind the house.
(2) Wife sleeping next to the wall
(3) Keeping brooms behind the door.
(4) When you get rich, people say you have a secret bedroom where none enters.
(5) When you become old you are sūspeçted to be a w!tçh.
(6) When you take a bath, they will ask you if you are going somewhere.
(7) Keeping some ūñtensils aside specifically for visitors.
(8) Counting pieces of meat to ensure they are served equally.
(9) No natural dēāth occurs in Africa. Your eñēmy is always the caūse.
(10) Counting money after withdrawing from the ATM.
(11) Marrying a beautiful lady is equāted to marrying a prøstitūte.
(12) Remøving shoes when walking in the mūd and entering the house.
(13) There are some special parts of the chicken meat that are reserved for the husband e.g g!zzard.
(14) Buying new clothes when there is a festival
(15) When one is given a microphone, they first bl0w air into it or tāp it with a finger to test whether it is working despite the previous user having used the same microphone.
(16) Sweeping the whole compound even when some parts are not d!rty.
(17)Looking left and right when cr0ssing one way road.
(18) Keeping an ēmpty plastic bottle after drinking the water for future use
(19) Reserving a special chair in the house for the husband.
(20).Feeling prøud when sitting next to a white person in a bus.
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