Audrey The Certificate Holder

Audrey The Certificate Holder This page is for funny!!

07/12/2023

Even with a Certificate you can be a millionaire, I'm an example 🙈🙈😝😝

25/11/2023

This is a perpetuation that I want to perpetuate, a perpetuation that is already perpetuated by my fellow perpetuators who are the holders of Certificates.

25/03/2021

Please those who wants to apply for this job you should WhatsApp me on 0883383936 not applying through this page (Facebook).

Thanks

12/03/2021

*VACANCY ANNOUNCEMENT�* @
*YELLOW SOLAR POWER COMPANY*

*☆Clossing date* : On Going Process

☆Free of charge Application.
☆Sharing is caring, share to others so that they can try their lucky too.

*POSITION: SALES AGENTS*

*We are looking for Sales and Distribution Agents who can sale and install the products (solar home system) of Yellow Solar Power Company across Malawi*

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*AGENTS ARE TO BE RECRUITED IN THE FOLLOWING AREAS ACROSS MALAWI*
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*Northern Region*

1. *Mzimba*
. T/A Mzikubola
. Mzimba Boma
. T/A Mzukuzuku
. T/A M'mbelwa
. T/A Chindi
. SC Kampingo Sibande
. T/A Mtwalo
. SC Juravikuba Muntali

2. *Nkhata Bay*
. SC Zilakoma
. SC Fukamalaza
. SC Nyaluwanga
. SC Malanda
. T/A Malenga Mzoma
. T/A Fukamapiri
. T/A Kabunduli
. T/A Musisya
. T/A Timbiri
3. *RUMPI*
. SC Mwankunikira
. SC Mwahenga
. SC Mwalweni

*Southern Region*

◇Nsanje district
●TA Malemia
●Nsanje Boma
●TA Nyachikadzi

◇Mulanje district
●Mulanje Boma
●TA Nthiramanja
●SC Juma
●Mulanje Mountain Forest Reserve
●TA Mabuka

◇Thyolo district
●Thyolo Boma
●TA Thomas
●TA Chimaliro

◇Blantyre
●TA Lundu
●TA Nsomba

◇Chiradzulu district
●Chiladzulu Boma
●TA Nkalo
● TA Chitera
●TA Nchema

◇Mwana
●TA Nthache

◇Machinga
●Machinga SC Sitola

◇Mangochi
●TAMpoda
●SC Chowe

◇Neno
●TA Dambe
●TA Ngozi

◇Zomba
●Zomba SC Mbiza

*CENTRAL REGION*

1. Ntcheu District:
●TA Kwataine
●TA Masasa
●TA Goodson Ganya
●TA Champiti
●TA Makwangwala
●TA Njolomole

4. Kasungu District:
●TAchilowamatambe
●TA santhe
●TA Lukwa
●TA Mwase
●SC Silemba

5. Mchinji District:
●Sc mavwere
●Sc mduwa
●Mchinji Boma.

6. Dowa District:
●TA chakhaza
●Dowa boma
●TA msakambewa
●TA Dzoole.

7. Dedza District:
●TA chilikumwendo
●TA Pemba
●TA Lake Malawi
●TA kasumbu
●Dedza Boma
●TA kamenya Gwaza
●TA Tambala

8. Ntchisi District:
●Ntchisi Boma

9. Lilongwe District:
●TA chitekwele
●TA Kabudula
●TA kalumba
●TA mazengera
●SC mtema
●TA Chitukula

10.Nkhotakota
●Nkhotakota Boma

11.Salima
●Salima Town

*Please note that we don't need IDs inorder to be recruited hence never think otherwise.....your friends are making it�*

*EDUCATION QUALIFICATIONS AND EXPERIENCE*
☆Must have M.S.C.E
☆Must have a gmail account
☆Must have a smartphone.
☆With or without experience.

*MODE OF APPLICATIONS*

All interested candidates should WhatsApp *Mr. Champion Ellard Kachembere* on *0993050675/0883383936*. _You will be helped until you become successful..._

or email: [email protected] for a Link.

09/03/2021

Yellow Solar Company is looking for sales Agents across Malawi, for for info; WhatsApp Mr. Champion Ellard Kachembere YELLOW AGENTS RECRUITER on 0883383936

16/01/2021

Title of today's poem is
" You only die once"

16/01/2021

Hello friends! I will post a poem today..... Be ready ‼️

19/10/2020

A SOULMATE WHO WASN'T MEANT TO BE

we were in love for so long,
I know you remember.
It started two years ago,
That night in December.

I will never forget how
i felt that cold night,
My breath taken away by
the beauty of your sight.

I write these words now
with tears in my eyes.
For like an angel from heaven,
You come into my life.

I write this poem
for you to read,
With a heartache
that will forever bleed.

I wish things were so
different,
Sadly this is what you're
made of me.

I sit here alone day by day.
I still hurt from all
your lies,
Yet you'll never hear my cries.

For i can't live without you
and could never move on,
For how can one live when
what they live for is gone?

Walls are closing around me,
I sink slowly each day.
Yet i cling to a hope,
that seems far away.

I will move on,
which was too easy for you.
A soulmate
who wasn't meant to be 😢.

25/06/2020

TO MY RIB

Am still waiting for
the day we will meet,
Though you may found
a boy who is smart and neat.
But he is not yours.

Am still keeping
myself safe,
Don't give your virginity
to someone, please save.
It's our gift from God.

Am still preparing
for our family,
And our first daughter's
name will be Emily.
Will you like it?

Am still working hard
for you my dear,
Am fighting for your freedom
please hear.
Don't give up coz we are near.

Am still praying for
us, honey
Because love is nothing
without God not money.
Hoping you are praying too.

Till we meet, sweetheart.
I promise to love you
forever and never hurt.
The mother of my children
I love you from my heart.

18/05/2020

WHEN I'M WITH YOU

In your arms,
I'm in my safe heaven.
With you holding me tight,
I have no other craving.

All i need is that
one look that says you're
Always there,
Just like in a fairy tale book.

Your eyes talk to me,
as the world stands still.
My once empty heart,
Now with love does fill.

Your eyes tell me
that you'll love me everyday.
No matter what may come,
You'll be there to stay.

I tell you everything
And never with a lie;
All my worldly secrets,
And everything that once made me cry.

Everything in my past
with you i can forget it all.
I know I can trust you,
To catch me if I fall.

If i could explain
How much love i have for you,
Then maybe, just maybe,
You'd feel it too...

18/05/2020

MY TRUE LOVE

I have a feeling
that i can comprehend,
In my deepest thoughts you are
more than just a friend.

I wouldn't want to
rush us now,
As love we explore
But there's a growing love inside
that we can't just ignore.

I love the times we spent together.
We are comfortable and free.
I think of you when we are alone.
I think of you and me.

We have a share secrets
to uncover.
There is more to life then
we will both discover.
I love you always....

14/05/2020

Hello 👋 people from coming Monday I will start posting new poems so be ready‼

Love you all ♥♥🌹

02/05/2020

MY BRIGHTEST STAR
---------------------------
My love for you
Will never fade.
With both our feelings
Combined, is how love
Is made.
You give me strength
To stand up tall.

You reach out my hand
Everytime i'm about to fall.
There is not a day you're not
On my mind.
A person like you
Is really hard to find.

From that first day
You give me a room
In your heart,
You are my song,
My brightest star!

02/05/2020

UNREAL LOVE
You held my hand so tight
We watched the stars all
Night.
But still I realise
There's something in your
Eyes.
The way you say you love me
And that we meant to be,
Is killing every piece of me,
If you could only see.
There's no doubt you really
Care,
But it's your heart can
Never share.
And though you tried your
Best to love me,
It's just not meant to be and
So i set you free.
It's hard for me to let go,
But it's the only way i know.
To spare you from suffering
And to save my heart from
Dying.
It's true you want my
Happiness,
But it's times to be honest.
And as much as it hurt,i'm
Going to say it now.
It's time for us to break our vows.
Still I thank you for
Everything,
And it's your love i'll forever
Be missing.
I love you dear and so i fear,
You'll be miserable if am
Near,
So take this chance and
Explore the word,
Let your heart be your
Sword.
Goodbye, my love,and be
Happy.
I'll be fine, you have nothing
To worry.
Take his hand and you
Will see,
That's i was never your
Destiny!

02/05/2020

THE BENCH
Sitting alone
On a bench that's made for
Two.
Only one side is empty,
For that place is meant for
You.
As i look out
Onto the beautiful sea shore,
Memories overtake me,
And wishes of making more.

Do you remember this
Special place?
And the moments we had here?
You made my life that day,
And that i will always hold near.

I find myself walking,
Not knowing where to go,
But i always end up
In that special place that we
Know.

I sit down,can't move,
Waiting for you to show
And when i feel your hand on mine,
That's when i will go.

Do you see,my darling.
That this bench was made for two,
And one day in the future
It will be filled again by me
And you!

02/05/2020

CORONA VIRUS
--------------------------
As I sit in isolation,
And think of loved ones young n old.
I think of future generations,
To whom this story shall be told!

The year Corona Virus,
Gripped the world around the lung
The year a global cleansing
Was first encouraged, then begun.

A virus so highly contagious,
From host to host this thing survives.
Some lucky enough to outgrow it,
Others who sadly lost their lives.

The message was global, united
Stay indoors, stay out of the way.
With businesses closed, and hobbies on pause,
As Doctors and Nurses work hard night n day!
It was the year the world stood still,
Town centres, buses n trains were empty.

Our worldly attraction's, cast shadows alone,
Where once there was visitors plenty!
We all washed our hands, some till they were raw,
Scarves and masks worn to cover our faces.

It's hard to believe, how quick this thing spread,
People's cities n towns, favourite places.
The lockdown was real, the streets were all bare,
Retired nurses called back to front line.

Our armies despatched, to guard our streets
And keep us indoors at this time!
We lived through a global pandemic,
Shopped for our elders n homeschooled the kids.

It was hard on our lonely n vulnerable,
As their loved ones they had to miss.
But the love n support that was given,
The wonderful stories of hope,
Helped heal the world n it's lockdown,
And gave us the strength to cope.

So as I sit in isolation,
And think of loved ones young n old.
I think of future generations,
To whom this story shall be told.....

02/05/2020

HE'LL NEVER KNOW
I want to run, I want to hide
From all the pain he caused
Inside.
I want to scream, I want to
Cry,
Why can't i tell him goodbye?
I want to move on, I just
Can't let go,
I love him more than he
Will never know,
I want to start over,I want
To feel free!
But the pain he caused me
will never leave me.
He hurt me bad,the pain is
Deep,
From the promises he
Couldn't keep.
All the lies i heard him say,
Are in my head and just
Won't fade.
How can i forget him, leave
Him behind.
Erase the memories from my
Mind.
He doesn't love me, and he
Never will,
He will never care,how i feel....

02/05/2020

BEAUTIFUL US
-------------------------
Sweetheart,
Have you ever thought
about how beautiful
our relationship is?

I wonder if it is possible
for couples to be like us.
So open to each other,
Having nothing to hide.

Honest,
No fear but only respect
for each other,
Accepting unconditionally.

Loving without a break
Anger that vanishes in a kiss,
Sometimes in just a touch,
Expressing love even when
there is no understanding.

Trust to the core
Enjoying the togetherness
Encouraging the uniqueness
Desiring to live long together.

Our respect and friendship
paved way to trust.
Trust made us share our secrets
Our real selves

By sharing, we exchanged
Our hearts, our lives and our love
And God blessed and approved our love,
Because He had made us
for each other.

Our love is a mixture of
all relationships.....
Which make us so
unique.

Darling we are so
BEAUTIFUL!
_______________
To whom can you dedicate this poem ⁉🤔

By Champ.K

01/05/2020

LOVE HATE
-------------------
Of all the emotions a person
Can feel,

Love is scariest and hardest
To heal.
Excitement and mystery
Impossibble to resist,
Promises of magic
Perpetually persist.

We long for a connection
That was as strong as it was true
But love always does as
It wants to do.
So to the emotions of love,i
Just want to say,
I'm much better off without
You,

i'm glad you went away.
'Cause i'd much rather live with a heart that can sing,
A smile that struggles to be
More than a grin.
I might not be happy, but
At least i'm not sad.

Holding onto happiness that i
Never had,
Love's an imposter,a thief
At night
Reduces flames to embers

That no longer burn bright
Love captains your emotions
And steers your fate.
Love is a feeling that
I truly hate!

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01/05/2020

LAST GOODBYE
-------------------------
I sit here waiting
Waiting for you to see
That time is running out
Come on and save me.
It's not your fault i'm crying
So don't you think that at all
Don't feel guilty for
Something you didn't do,
Just hug me and don't let
Me fall.
Your arms are so soft and
Cozy.
The look in your eyes, I can't
Forget.
I wish you didn't have to
Leave.
But I know the date is set.
I let the tears fall down my
Face
But you tell me not to cry
And that everything will be
Fine,
I know it's all a lie.
I know you can't stand it
Either,
That we'll be so far apart
And sleep all alone each
Night,
Yet I know we'll still be
Together in the heart.
You give me one last kiss
And hug.
And wipe a single tear
Wish me luck and say
Goodbye,
For it's the last one that i hear!

01/05/2020

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