Fun Dad Dean

27/07/2024

Golf career is well and truly in the toilet. 😅

24/07/2024

Our Current Main Challenges:

5 Year-old - Doesn’t stop talking/moving all day, every day. 🤯

9 Year-old - Pretty horrendous backchat at times 😬

What are your current challenges?

22/07/2024

I literally see no argument against every single school day starting with an hour of sports/exercise.

21/07/2024

We have different mental loads 😅.

See full context on the full episode. Available on all podcast platforms and YouTube 🙌

18/07/2024

Tonight I had a choice of doing our 5 year olds bedtime or tidying up downstairs.

To give you an idea of how messy downstairs was, I chose to do my daughter’s bedtime.

14/07/2024

To early?

13/07/2024

If you’re into golf, give my new page a follow. ⛳️👌

Wife and kids are out, so this is my position for the next few hours…🍺⛳️

11/07/2024

I was just looking through some old photos and found this…🙈😂

I think that was the last time I picked up a golf club.

10/07/2024

Watching England is a bit like doing bedtime with your kids.

You get this delusional feeling before that this time it will be different. But it’s always the same s**t.

08/07/2024

Tonights text exchange between me and my wife…

07/07/2024

I often feel like I’ve got nothing left to give on a Sunday night.

At least I’ve got another 5 days of work to recouperate before next weekend though.

06/07/2024

Trippier off for Gordon. Kane off for literally anybody.

06/07/2024

If you asked 7 billion humans who you’d play left wing back for England, only one idiot would say Kieran Trippier.

06/07/2024

Really fancy us today. 3-0 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

05/07/2024

When I was kid, I couldn’t wait to be an adult.

Tomorrow’s Itenary:

Mow the lawn
Homebase
Kids party
Tidy house

02/07/2024

Decoding my wife’s text messages:

‘Where are you?’

Translation: I don’t give a flying f**k where you are but you are home way later than I expected. Get home sharpish you clown.

01/07/2024

‘Dean is don’t good at being calm’.

If I didn’t have to ask you 6 times to do a simple task, I would be perfectly calm. 😅

30/06/2024

WOW 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪

30/06/2024

I think sacking Southgate at half time is the only team talk that’s needed.

29/06/2024

👍 is the most condescending emoji. Never trust people who use this.

28/06/2024

Girls are definitely harder work than boys. Nobody can change my mind.

28/06/2024

When your wife says ‘up to you’, that means you’re the last person it’s up to.

27/06/2024

Decoding text messages from my wife:

ok - This means it’s not ok.

Okay x - This means it is ok.

26/06/2024

I’ve definitely decided that 18-23 degrees is the perfect temperature for the UK.

Anything under that and it’s miserable. Anything over that and I can’t sleep, move or breathe.

25/06/2024

I reckon even Gareth Southgate found that boring.

25/06/2024

If my kids wanted to turn this over for a Peppa Pig marathon, I wouldn’t object right now.

25/06/2024

The best thing about the England game tonight is the fact it’s an 8 o’clock kick off. After watching that for 90 minutes, I certainly won’t have any trouble getting to sleep.

25/06/2024

Hopefully this clear this up 👍

24/06/2024

One of life’s simple pleasures…

24/06/2024

Me & my wife recorded a fantastic episode with Jo Frost yesterday. If you’d have told 4 years ago when I started making silly TikTok’s that I’d be doing stuff like this, I definitely wouldn’t have believed you. So cool.

Episode will be out in a few weeks on Fun Dad Dean & Wife: Unfiltered. 🙌