The Kvetching Board

08/04/2011

Dear DPS, thanks for informing me about the uneven sidewalk via traffic cones. Too bad you couldn’t figure out a way to tell me about the burglar in my dorm.

08/04/2011

Kvetching Board, April 8

Snoop Dogg most recently performed at the Nickelodeon Kid’s Choice Awards. Yes, Nickelodeon now has more street cred than UNC

08/04/2011

Sneak peek from tomorrow's kvetching board: To the girl that thought I put my number in her phone last Saturday: Thanks for helping Japan out by donating $10 to 90999.

07/04/2011

To the Campus Health pharmacist who gave me someone else’s antidepressants in the bag with my birth control: Did I really look that sad?

07/04/2011

To the guy in Winston who always pukes up pastel colored vomit in the bathroom: I am starting to think that you are more Muppet than human.

07/04/2011

There are some things in the world that you are better off not knowing. Your suitemate having s*x in your bed with a girl from ECU while you were away for the weekend is one of those things.

06/04/2011

To the girl who started crying on her way out of the advising building: Walking through a campus tour group may not have been the best advertisement for UNC.

25/03/2011

Kvetching Board for March 25, 2011

Today's kvetching board: http://ow.ly/4m4sf

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complain Humans vs. Zombies, a game that truly transcends the Greek/non-Greek divide. To the girl on the quad listening to Rebecca Black with headphones in: Play it loud, play it proud.

25/02/2011

Kvetching board for February 25, 2011

Another Friday, another kvetching board: http://bit.ly/g8lCjq

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complain CUAB, we finally give you permission to stop trying. To the girl in Lenoir that referred to the Beatles song “Hello, Goodbye” as “that song that was made for Target commercials”: Drop dead. To the random girls belting out Christina Aguilera ballads in our dri

18/02/2011

Kvetching Board for February 18, 2011

This week's kvetching board: http://bit.ly/hJ8SUO

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complain Can we give Kendall Marshall a nickname already?! The following seem appropriate: Special K, Ken-Possible, and Kendelicious. Dear UNC Men’s Basketball team: I know our loss to Duke really put a damper on everyone’s moods, but giving John Henson a plastic fork a

11/02/2011

Kvetching board for February 11, 2011

Student government took a beating in this week's kvetches: http://ow.ly/3UqHx

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complain All those in favor of Brooklyn, say aye! All opposed … say neigh? Wanted: Fellowship of nine to take back Larry Drew’s championship ring and cast it into the fires of Mordor. To the baseball player in front of me in class that got a D on your paper: guess th

11/02/2011

Class project group: I’m leaving the team mid-semester, but instead of telling you directly I’m going to have my dad call the professor to inform him that the project is no longer in my best interests.

09/02/2011

Send any and all Duke-related kvetches our way, and we'll share the best!

09/02/2011

RT To the guy in Davis who tried to take the elevator down from the 3rd floor: you are what is wrong with America.

28/01/2011

Kvetching Board for January 28, 2011

This week's kvetching board!

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complain

12/12/2010

The fundamental Sunday morning question at UNC: Is that the walk of shame or are you on your way to church?

08/12/2010

Thanks Student Stores clerk for making fun of my morning purchase of an energy drink, a muffin and tissues.

08/12/2010

To the guy I saw buying bulk condoms at SAMs: Even Agamemnon thinks you might be going through too many Trojans.

08/12/2010

If I see one more letter to the editor about being a coal-free campus, I’ll deliberately put myself on Santa’s naughty list to get some.

08/12/2010

CTOPS should include an informational session on how to not reply to an entire listserv.

08/12/2010

Best of the Kvetching Board 2010

Take a study break and read through the best kvetches of the year:

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complain

06/12/2010

On Chancellor Holden Thorp's new Twitter account: "Oh my god this is so not a big deal! Can't everyone just chill out?"

02/12/2010

To the ITS kid fixing my computer, please stop flirting and trying to get my number, I just want my computer fixed. Thanks.

02/12/2010

Dear CAA ticket distributors, I'm a senior. I'm supposed to get tickets to these games.