05/01/2023
Comic time! Comic time! Stress it out...🤣🤣
Teacher: If you eat fish?
Student: Its good for my eyes.
Teacher: If you dont eat fish?
Student: Its good for the fish.🤣🤣
Teaching math is so stressful.The teacher said to Danny: "Why are you in the floor?" Danny said: "Because you said do this Math problem without Table..🙄🙄
I'm I Ugly?
PATIENT: Doctor! I'm I ugly? DOCTOR: You're not ugly.PATIENT: But everybody says I'm ugly!DOCTOR: Listen, you are not ugly!PATIENT: I know I'm ugly.DOCTOR: You look like a fine, strong looking man.PATIENT: But I'm a woman.
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Being a psychiatrist is like been half crazy.In a mental hospital, a mad man chases the senior doctor with a knife. The doctor runs for his life until he gets to a dead end. The mad man stops and says, "Take the knife, it's your turn to chase me."🤦🤦🤦😆😆😆😆vawulence...
Something must kill a man!
A 90 year old man, who married an 18 year old young girl, went to see a doctor:OLD MAN: My 18 year wife is pregnant, your opinion doctor?DOCTOR: OK. Let me tell you a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs an umbrella instead of a gun. He moves into the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle & BANG! The lion drops dead!OLD MAN: That's impossible, someone else must have shot the lion.DOCTOR: There goes the answer to your question.wisdom overload...😏😏
Craziness pass it saltiness🤣🤣
Father: Son this time, you have to score 90% marks in your exams. Son: No father Ill score 100% marks. Father: Why are you kidding? Son: Who started?
Teaching math is so stressful🤦🤦🤦
Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be? Fred: None! Fred (surprised): Why not? Fred: Because you cant lay eggs!😃😉😉😂🥴
Leh boy respeh le proh 😂😂😂
One day a college professor after getting irritated in his college class stands up in front of the class and asks if anyone in the class is an idiot, and if there is one then he/she should stand up. After a minute a young man stands up. The professor then asks that guy if he actually thinks he is an idiot. The boy replied, "No, I just didnt want to see you standing there all by yourself."🤣🤣🤣🤣
Vawulence must reign😜😜😜
The Teacher stood at the entrance of the class door and ask : “How do you spell “dog”?” Boy: “D, o, g, enter.”
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This is how some teacher tries to finish you😝😝😝😝😁😁😁
In class: 1+1=2 Exam: John has four apples and gives one away. Calculate the mass of the sun. Something kill a man...🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
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Wahala🙆🙆🙆🙆🙅🙅🙅
"Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please?" "Dont tell me that they havent found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy!"
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Stweee wise me🤣🤣🤣🤣
Teacher: Students draw a picture of bacteria. Student: Here it is Mam! Teacher: Where? It Is Blank. Student: you told that bacteria cannot be seen with naked eye!
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Common logic 🥴🥴🥴🥴
Teacher: Shamu, go to the map and find North America. Shamu: Here it is! Teacher: Correct. Now, Ramu, who discovered America? Ramu: Shamu!🤣🤣🤣
Feesay u find dunkalafu😁😁😁
a lawyer tries to trick a chinese doctor into giving him $100
a chinese doctor can't find a job in a hospital in the us, so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside that reads "get treatment for $20 - if not cured get back $100."
an american lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.
lawyer: "i have lost my sense of taste."
chinese: "nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth."
lawyer: "ugh. this is kerosene."
chinese: "congrats, your sense of taste is restored. give me $20."
the annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money.
lawyer: "i have lost my memory. i cannot remember anything."
chinese: "nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth."
lawyer (annoyed): "this is kerosene. you gave this to me last time for restoring my taste."
chinese: "congrats. you got your memory back. give me $20."
the fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
lawyer: "my eyesight has become very weak i can't see at all."
chinese: "well, i don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100."
lawyer (staring at the note): "but this is $20, not $100!!"
chinese: "congrats, your eyesight is restore..
