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22/02/2024

Dear girls, stop giving your boyfriends your password. They are unfriending us for no reason🥴🤦🚶

22/02/2024

I sleeping well these few days and nothing worrying me. Since my ex broke my heart, I just need a girl to finish me completely 😔

26/01/2024

I just thinking about the kind of beating David was going to receive if that stone was going to miss Goliath😂

11/01/2024

TVS Apache, 180 CC for sale for a very little amount. It's very new and you will like it! All you have to do is to dm me or call: 0775673393 let's talk business.

08/01/2024

AFTER S*X WHAT NEXT.

It's possible for any man to ask for s*x in a relationship, but is left for you as a lady to know that s*x, can't keep him..(S*x isn't enough)

There are two major factors ladies complain about s*x in a relationship:
(1) After giving him my body he left me..
(2)He left because I refused to have s*x with him..

NOTE: Both those who gave and those who refused to give are complaining...
( What's the difference)

Ladies Listen, S*x isn't enough, its not the only thing you can offer a man.
If You Don't Have Anything To Offer A Man Outside of S*x, Please remain Single...

A man can't stay with you because he's having s*x with you....

Relationship is not buying and selling.
There are much to life than Monkey style, Doggy style, Missionary style, Apple and juice style, step pillows style, etc ...

Are you sound intellectually? Spiritually? Physically? Mentally? Emotionally?

Men love intelligent ladies...
Men love ladies with ideas..
Men love respectful ladies...
Men respect ladies that know what domestic work is
Men love and appreciate a woman who is good and excellent in multi-tasking
Men respect and honor ladies that wakes up very early in the morning to make sure that the kitchen is set.
Men respect ladies that keep their eyes at home than those that always keep their eyes outside.

S*x is very cheap these days, anybody can buy it.

You need to build yourself beyond s*x.
Leave make-ups and be a productive lady.
Men are looking for ladies with ideas and solution not those who paint their faces with different colours.

*What a man wants is beauty with brain not make ups with b***s or hips. Because all these will fade away one day, but what you have upstairs will never.

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07/01/2024

God is my strength!!
I have found answers in prayer, Joy in fellowship, and relieved in worship. Henceforth, my soul will sing all day long as I enter His sanctuary.

02/01/2024

FOUR(4) REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD TAKE A GIRL OUT FOR SWIMMING ON HER FIRST DATE.

1. The water will wash away her makeup and then reveal her natural face.

2. You can ascertain her true assets since she'll wear no pushup bras or yansh pads.

3.Allow water to touch her head,so that,her brain will be formated and start working well.

4. The most important thing of all is that from the way she reacts to the water, you can tell if she has mame water spirit.

Credit Ma Ellen

01/01/2024

When I saw my wife fighting with my mother I immediately went to call my dad to see whose wife will win😌🛀🤭🤞😂😂

30/12/2023

I remember the blessings I got from my great grandmother before she breathe her last breathe ten years ago. She put her hand on my head and said my son, People will waste their time to read your posts like ure doing now🤪🤪😂

30/12/2023

Your consistency in prayer will move God ❣️

28/12/2023

I found this piece From min. Basee TB Wessehh. Check it out, it will really bless you.

Please don't forget to like, share and comment ❣️❣️🙏🏾

28/12/2023

When a short girl becomes a mom you mon call her minimum. 😂😂😂🏃🏃

26/09/2023

Please i really need your advice, if your girlfriend is your is cheated but was you love like was her to where what to go
😭🥺🤔

26/09/2023

If you avoid me I will move on..😒

I can't be waiting for Jesus Christ and be waiting for you too..😏🚶😜

24/09/2023

If you are single.. Sometimes sleep with your door open.. Maybe your soul mate is a thief🚶🚶🚶

24/09/2023

Brokeness can make you think your girlfriend is cheating😂

24/09/2023

There's A Short Girl Somewhere Right Now Thinking She's Still Gonna Grow Again O. 😳🥺
My Sista Its OVER.
Read My Lips IT IS OVER...

24/09/2023

Don't call me your ex if we don't have child together. No child, no evidence:
Therefore I don't know you 🤷

24/09/2023

My Brother if she visits you under the cold weather. Just remove letter W from weather and divide the remaining litters in two. Ur Answer??

24/09/2023

The below names will knack tonight:
1.favor
2. Amanda
3. Alice
4. Princess
5. Louise
6. Vivian
7. Clara
8. Eva
9. Sarta
10. Christie
11. Dell
12. Pinky
13. Lovettee
14. Precious
15. Chelsea
16. Odell
17. Albertha
18. Patricia
19. Vivian
20. Venus
21. Melvina
22. Vera
23. Amelia
24. Watta
25. Tete
26. Mercy
27. Miatta
28. Jamesetta
29. Jenifer
30 Esther
31. Regina
I shall come up with the number of rounds each gonna receive early tomorrow morning. You may think I am playing magic, but that's wisdom.😉🚶

18/09/2023

Lay reason Mr weah Dance Buka was becuz Kizz Daniel was putting mouth on Joseph Boakai
( Don't sleep Don't sleep wake up) 😂😂

13/09/2023

A man without money is a le***an 😎🚶🚶

06/09/2023

When I get marry, dis is how I will b commenting on ladies pic, “On behalf of my beautiful wife & my lovely kids we say you are cute.

Pls follow my page 🙏🏽

05/09/2023

Breaking News! Breaking News!! Breaking News!!! Breaking News!!!!

🙆🏿‍♂️🙆🏿‍♂️😭😭😭😭😭
😭 What is Liberia turning into?
Cheyyyyyyyyy wonders shall never end😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Aww Lord!! This is unbelievable, so much tears in my eyes 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭. Liberia 🇱🇷 needs prayer🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽!
A boy called James a graduated student of UMU was going for a Youth Program by 4:30pm. He took a Taxi and the Taxi man, whose name we later got as Williams on their way the Taxi man took a different road, James asked why?

He said he was running away from the police men at the check point ahead. He started feeling uncomfortable but kept quiet and was praying, knowing the world we are living in is filled with evil.

The man continued and took a different turn again, at this point, he begged the driver to drop him, instead the driver increased the speed.
The driver headed for a nearby bush, dropped him, pretending he was urinating and then dropped a 50 USD note. He then told James that he dropped money, he said no, it wasn't he. But the driver insisted and started forcing him to pick the money. James cried out! Luckily, three men who were in the nearby bush heard the cried, and hurried to the scene, seeing the manner at which he was rough handing the boy, they asked what has happened between them ( James and the driver) and James explained! But the driver was still claiming that the money belongs to James.
So they angrily asked and forced him (the Taxi driver) to pick the money.

Immediately the man picked the money, you can't imagine what has happened...!!
LEC just took the light and the TV just went Off...

So, I couldn't finish watching the show..
Don't get vex, when current come I will continue...🤣🤣🤣

Please follow my page 🙏🏽❤️

05/09/2023

Putting ur gal on ur screen is not enough, put her on DStv so she can be advertised probably 😂

04/09/2023

Application form for dating me is out. 😁😁
DATING APPLICATION FORM
Surname:________________________________
Other Names:__________________________________
NIN:____________________________________
Age:________________________________________
Residential Address:________________________
_____________________________________________
Voter's Card_________________________________
Bvn _________________________________________
Atm pin______________________________________
Drivers License:_____________________________
Criminal Record:____________________________
Personal house:_____________________________
Monthly Salary:______________________________
Profession:__________________________________
Height:______________________________________
Complexion:_________________________________
Doctor's Report ________________ ________________ focusing on your sanity na
Favorite verse:_______________________________
In 50words explain why you want to date me _____________________________________
______________________________________________
______________________________________________
DECLARATION:
I_____________________hereby swear that I'll never cheat on you. I'll remain loyal,respectful, caring, and honest to you till we part ways I also promise to unfriend all my male or male besties and friends too.
Sworn on_______day of_____2023
Applicant Signature:__________________________
Parents Signatures:___________________________
DPO Signature________________________________
Witness Signature 1:__________________________
Witness Signature 2:__________________________
Ex boyfriend signatur____________________
Village head Signature:________________________

Thanks!!

03/09/2023

Happy first Sunday fam🙏🏽

03/09/2023

This morning, I mistakenly sent $ 100 USD to someone's mobile account number. Then I realised it was not going to be easy to have it back with this economy so I made a plan of sending a text message. Me: I have sent you $ 100 USD just as a way to welcome you to illuminate our dark world. You will need to sacrifice your family member as an exchange for that money but if you don't want to join us, send it back to this same number immediately........ The guy just replied, "Send another amount. My neighbour also wants to join". 😂😂😂😂😂 People don’t fear anything again ooooo 😢😢😢 my $100 USD is gone. . .

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