𝙅𝙚𝙝 𝙁𝙤𝙧 𝙁𝙪𝙣

11/06/2024

"I love u wit al my heart n these sentence have been forwarded to 9 gals.
My guy how many hearts do you have?

10/06/2024

You that always go for HIV test every month, I don't have much to say then CONTINUE! One day you will see what you are looking for.🤣🤣🤣

You 👉👉👉yess you

10/06/2024

Ur boifriend carry you to remove belle you der saying thanks for being there for me🤣😂🤣
My sister just tell me the colour of ur problem🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🙄🙄🤣🤣🤣🤣

10/06/2024

The energy wey u carry put for relationship,if u wey to use da same energy learn mechanic, then u repairing trains na😂😂😂

10/06/2024

How much is enough to give a girl for her hair
Yahöô boys,, I take God beg u, stay out of this Post🙏 😒😒🤣

09/06/2024

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sarah : Hello 📞
Unknown: do u have a boyfriend👱🏾‍♂️? 🤔
Sarah👩: yes why are you asking?

Unknown👱🏾‍♂️: it's me ur father 👴🏾so u have a boyfriend at your Age..we will see 👀when I get home 🙄
Sarah👩: daddy please am joking ..I can Explain 😥 ...he hangs up ..

Again phone 📲 ring again 📞

Sarah👩: Hello 📞
Unknown👱🏾‍♂️: do u have a boyfriend ?🤔
Sarah👩: No!!
Unknown👱🏾‍♂️: ooh!! Honey so ur ashamed of me right ?🤔

Sarah👩: No!! sorry bbe I thought it was my father

Unknown: yes it still me ur father... just wanted to confirm if u have a boyfriend I'll meet u home🏡 🤚🚶
😂😂🤚

09/06/2024

Many Are Ønline but Few can See pictures😂😂😂😂

09/06/2024

Da man da wil knack U, jus for comon
3 million shal never
Come ur way 🙏u re not ãshÅwø🤷 🤨

09/06/2024

its very difficult to find a wife material now, you will be confuse, even ashawo dey cook and clean house in the morning before she colect her money 😅😅
😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒

09/06/2024

When you are single, nobody likes you. But when you’re in a serious relationship, Boom!!! 150 crushes,300 admires.

Witches and wizards everywhere 🤧
🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧

09/06/2024

E pain dem🤣🤣🤣🤣

09/06/2024

Did you know that if you bath at least thrice daily, avoid 𝙖𝙡𝙘𝙤𝙝𝙤𝙡, avoid smoking 𝙩𝙤𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙘𝙤 and go to 𝙜𝙮𝙢 regularly, have sufficient 𝙨𝙡𝙚𝙚𝙥, eat 𝙛𝙧𝙪𝙞𝙩𝙨 after each meal, avoid 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨, stop using all sorts of drugs🤦🤣 including 𝘼𝙣𝙣𝙖, 𝙏𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙪𝙚, 𝙍𝙤𝙘𝙠,𝙎𝙤𝙖𝙥🙄🙄🤣and 𝙘𝙤𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙚 practice safe 𝙨𝙚𝙭 and avoid 𝙨𝙚𝙭 regularly, 𝙔𝙊𝙐'𝙇𝙇 𝙎𝙏𝙄𝙇𝙇 𝘿𝙄𝙀?????

08/06/2024

7 WAYS TO BREAKUP WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND BEFORE DECEMBER😭😭😭😭😭😭

1. 20 missed calls? You killed my battery so you are capable of killing me
'Its over'😂😂😂

2. You don't Even respect me o,
Am talking and you are busy breathing?
'Its over'😂😂

3. I told you i love my food hot but you refused to warm d ice cream for me,
You don't Care about me
'Its over'😂😂

4. I called you and you picked up immediately.
You lack Patience.
’its over'😂😂

5. I gave you 2 eggs to fry one and boil one , but you fried d one you were supposed to boil and boiled d one you were supposed to fry. You don't pay keen attention to instructions.
'Its over'😂😂

6. I called you Darling and you called me honey,
Indirectly you are calling my mum a BEE .
No respect for in-laws
'Its over'😂😂

7. You are sweeping my house with broom and you know am a member of PDP
"It's over between us.'😂😂😂

08/06/2024

CUSTOMERS ARE ALWAYS RIGHT*
***************************
*BOSS:* (Shouting) William!!!Willi
am!!! come
to my office now!
*William:* Yes sir!
*BOSS:* William, I saw you arguing
with the
customer who just left. I have told
you on
several occasions that the customer
is always
right. Do you understand?
*William:* Yes sir! The customer is
always
right sir.
*BOSS:* So what were you arguing
about?
*William:* He said that this company
is the
worst he has ever known and you are
the most
stupid boss he has ever come
across. He says
u behave like a goat.
*BOSS:* That bastard!What did u say
to him?
*William:* I told him he's right😂😂😂🏄🏃

07/06/2024

Broke guys be like "Bae, my love for you is like a copied assignment, I can't explain".
My friend will you keep quiet!🙅🙅🙅🙅😏😏😏😏😏

07/06/2024

If a lady opens her mind and say "See ehhn, you don't know me o"
My brother, just know that she's more dangerous than the devil itself.🙆🙆🙆🙆😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲

07/11/2023

Here is a simplified version of this year’s key law changes to help prepare clubs, managers, players, referees and spectators for the new season.

Law 3 – The Players

Clarification relating to extra person(s) on the field of play when a goal is scored

Law 6 – The Other Match Officials

Reserve assistant referee (RAR) now permitted to assist the referee in the same way as the other ‘on-field’ match officials

Law 7 – The Duration of the Match

‘Goal celebrations’ to become a separate bullet point in the list of causes of time lost for which the referee makes allowance

Law 10 – Determining the Outcome of a Match

The term ‘kicks from the penalty mark’ to be replaced by ‘penalties (penalty shoot-out)’
Clarification that warnings and cautions for team officials, as well as for players, are not carried forward into penalties (penalty shoot-out)

Law 11 – Offside

Clarification of guidelines to distinguish between ‘deliberate play’ and ‘deflection’, as outlined in circular 26 (July 2022)

Law 12 – Fouls and Misconduct

Clarification that if the referee awards a penalty kick for an offence which involved a defending team player challenging an opponent for the ball
(excluding holding, pulling, pushing, no possibility to play the ball etc.), the same sanction should be issued to the player as for an attempt to play the ball, i.e. if the offence stops or interferes with a promising attack – no caution (no yellow card); DOGSO offence – caution (yellow card)
Clarification that the senior team coach present in the technical area cannot be sanctioned for an offence committed by an ‘unidentified’ player

Law 14 – The Penalty Kick

Clarification that the goalkeeper must not behave in a manner that fails to show respect for the game and the opponent, i.e. by unfairly distracting the kicker
Video assistant referee (VAR) protocol

Confirmation that the VAR ‘light’ system does not involve a replay operator (RO)

27/10/2023

Yesterday's RESULTS ⛳🔔

🌍 EUROPA LEAGUE

Aris Limassol 0-1 Real Betis
Olympique de Marseille 3-1 AEK Athens
Molde 5-1 Hacken
Olympiacos 2-1 West Ham
Rakow 1-1 Sporting
Sparta Praha 0-0 Rangers
Sturm Graz 2-2 Atalanta
Backa Topola 1-3 Freiburg
Roma 2-0 Slavia Praha
Bayer Leverkusen 5-1 Qarabag
Brighton 2-0 Ajax
Liverpool 5-1 Toulouse
Panathinaikos 1-2 Stade Rennais
St.Gilloise 2-1 LASK
Sheriff Tiraspol 1-1 Servette
Villarreal vs Maccabi Haifa (Postponed)

🌍 CONFERENCE LEAGUE

AZ 1-4 Aston Villa
Ballkani 1-2 Astana
Fenerbahce 3-1 Ludogorets
Gent 5-0 Breidablik
Klaksvik 3-0 Olimpija Ljubljana
Lille 2-1 Slovan Bratislava
Lugano 1-3 Club Brugge
Maccabi Tel Aviv vs Zorya Luhansk (Postponed)
Aberdeen 2-3 PAOK
Bodo/Glimt 3-1 Besiktas
Dinamo Zagreb 0-1 Viktoria Plzen
Eintracht Frankfurt 6-0 HJK
Fiorentina 6-0 Cukaricki
Genk 0-0 Ferencvarosi
Spartak Trnava 0-2 Nordsjaelland
Zrinjski 1-2 Legia

🇷🇴 ROMANIA - LIGA I

Farul Constanta 2-2 Arad

🇧🇬 BULGARIA - FIRST LEAGUE

Botev Plovdiv 6-0 Lokomotiv Sofia
Cherno More 2-1 Pirin Blagoevgrad
CSKA 1948 1-1 Lokomotiv Plovdiv

🌍AFRICAN FOOTBALL LEAGUE

Esperance Tunis 3-0 Mazembe (Agg 3-1)
Wydad Casablanca 3-0 Enyimba (Agg 4-0)

🇿🇦 SOUTH AFRICA - PSL

Supersport United 3-1 Royal AM

🇸🇦 SAUDI ARABIA - PROFESSIONAL LEAGUE

Al-Khaleej 1-1 Al-Taawon
Damac 2-0 Al-Akhdoud
Al-Ittihad 2-2 Al-Hazem

🇮🇳 INDIA - SUPER LEAGUE

North East United 2-1 Jamshedpur

24/10/2023

Today's Fixtures 🔔⛳

🇪🇺 EUROPE: UEFA Champions League

18:45 🇹🇷 Galatasaray - Bayern Munich 🇩🇪
21:00 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Manchester Utd - Copenhagen 🇩🇰
21:00 🇫🇷 Lens - PSV Eindhoven 🇳🇱
21:00 🇪🇸 Sevilla - Arsenal 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
21:00 🇵🇹 SC Braga - Real Madrid 🇪🇸
21:00 🇩🇪 Union Berlin - SSC Napoli 🇮🇹
21:00 🇵🇹 Benfica - Real Sociedad 🇪🇸
18:45 🇮🇹 Inter Milan - RB Salzburg 🇦🇹

🌍 WORLD: AFL (16:00 & 19:00)

🇪🇬 Al Ahly SC - Simba SC 🇹🇿 Agg 2:2
🇿🇦 Sundowns - Petro Luanda 🇦🇴 Agg 2:0

🌏 ASIA: AFC Champions League

12:00 🇰🇷 Ulsan Hyundai - Johor DT 🇲🇾
12:00 🇯🇵 Urawa Reds - Pohang 🇰🇷
14:00 🇹🇭 Pathum United - Kawasaki 🇯🇵
13:00 🇨🇳 Wuhan Three Towns - Hanoi FC 🇻🇳
16:00 🇺🇿 Pakhtakor - Ahal 🇹🇲
18:00 🇦🇪 Al-Ain - Al-Feiha 🇸🇦
17:00 🇮🇷 Persepolis - Istiqlol Dushanbe 🇹🇯
19:00 🇸🇦 Al-Nassr - Al-Duhail 🇶🇦

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ENGLAND: Championship

20:45 Huddersfield - Cardiff City
20:45 Millwall - Blackburn Rovers
20:45 Norwich - Middlesbrough
20:45 Swansea - Watford FC
21:00 Leicester - Sunderland AFC
21:00 West Brom - Queens Park Rangers

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ENGLAND: League One

20:45 Barnsley - Shrewsbury
20:45 Blackpool - Cheltenham
20:45 Bristol Rovers - Stevenage
20:45 Cambridge Utd - Portsmouth
20:45 Carlisle - Burton Aibon
20:45 Derby - Exeter City
20:45 Lincoln - Charlton Athletic
20:45 Northampton - Leyton Orient
20:45 Port Vale - Peterborough
20:45 Wigan Athletic - Oxford United
20:45 Wycombe - Bolton
21:00 Reading - Fleetwood

🇦🇲 ARMENIA: IDBank Premier League

14:00 Ararat-Armenia - West Armenia
16:00 Ararat - Van

🇮🇪 IRELAND: Division 1

20:45 Athlone Town- Waterford
20:45 Wexford Youths - Cobh Ramblers

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 WALES: Cup

20:45 The New Saint - Gresford

🇿🇦 SOUTH AFRICA: DSTV Premiership

19:30 AmaZulu - Orlando Pirates

22/10/2023

Watanga FC Official held to a 1-1 draw by Nimba Kwado Football Club at the SKD PP

22/10/2023

ORANGE NATIONAL FIRST DIVISION LEAGUE, ROUND 8

FT
LISCR Football Club 1-0 LPRC Oilers FC

C. Jackson ⚽️

22/10/2023

86"
Mighty Barrolle Sports Association 5-2 Heaven Eleven F.C

22/10/2023

Global Pharma Football Club 3-0 Invincible 11 Sport

22/10/2023

LISCR Football Club leads LPRC Oilers FC 1-0 at HT
Tusa Field
While at the famous ATS Global Pharma Football Club leads Invincible 11 Sport Page 2-0

22/10/2023

Mighty Barrolle Sports Association leads Heaven Eleven F.C 2-0 in Buchanan, Grand Bassa County

22/10/2023

Rivers United F. C. Vs Kano Pillars

No Mark Theo Gibson 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

How we line up today

22/10/2023

Ajax have now gone 71 days without an Eredivisie win! 🤕

They've fallen into the automatic relegation places...

22/10/2023

Jude Bellingham for club and country this season
13 games
11 goals
5 assist
Unstoppable

22/10/2023

GOOOOOOOOOOAL 😮⚽Shaarawy

Serie A 🇮🇹

89' ⏰ AS Roma 1-0 Monza 🟥

22/10/2023

GAME DAY!!!

⚽ Watanga FC Official 🆚 Nimba Kwado Football Club
🕡 4:30pm
🏟️ SKD PP
📅 Sunday, October 22, 2023

🏆LFA Orange First Division League 2023/2024