Kwetu Nyumbani TV

04/06/2024

WHen man get h***y 💦

The 🍆rises and gets hard

WHEN A WOMAN IS HORÑY.

Her puššy swells..

Clitøris enlarges and tickled..

Añus dilates..

Heart beats faster..

Temperature rises...

Pvssy gets wet

Nipplês gets thicker and hardened....

Emotions gushes through her face..

Countenance seems needy...

She forgets heavenly race..

She forgets she is a choir in the church..

She looses her home training..

Her father's warnings doesn't count anymore...

Her mothers pleadings falls on deaf ears..

She is ready to be rammed and slaughtered

Her wómb calls for puncturing...

Her bræst wants to be dealt with..

Her vag*na walls begs for healing...

She is about to die...

In the next 5minutes, if no one answers...

The gate man would loose his job..

The plumber becomes attractive...

Her laundry man is in the detail..

Her colleague at work becomes attractive...

Her landlords son is her ideal man...

She can't hold it anymore...

No one is coming through...

Cucumber is winking at her..

Even bottle becomes sedüctive...

Hmmmmmm Women 🙄😒🚶🚶🚶

Fear Women
🙆🙆😂😂??🏼‍♀️??🏼‍♀️

02/06/2024

DIFFERENT TYPES OF S*X IN MARRIAGE!

(MUST READ)

1. RECONCILIATION S*X

S*x is a most potent weapon for diluting and difusing misunderstanding in Marriage. If you don't use S*X to settle some stubborn crisis, then you are missing out and not maximising it. In addition when you both settle a misunderstanding, the person at fault could initiate s*x as a way to make up to the other who was on the receiving side of the conflict.

2. HEALING S*X

There are some sicknesses and diseases that are cured by good S*x I mean very good S*x. Healing s*x is gentle, it is full of grace and elegance. You don't rush it. Mbanu. You do it softly and it hits the bull's eye. Please Husbands, don't throw your weight on her if it's for healing, let the bed carry your weight 100%.

3. PUNISHMENT S*X

When I counsel couples, are times I hear spouses say "Since he did that, I decided to punish him by depriving him of s*x", or "since she refused me, I decided not to touch her again". That is as senseless as saying "since my child failed a Test, I punished him by withdrew him from school". It's foolishness. The wise thing to do is to give your spouse more s*x as punishment rather than depriving him or her. When your husband or wife misbehaves, correct them using s*x. That is the best punishment. Not slapping or fighting or public disgrace. Punishment s*x is very hot. 😷

4. MEMORABLE S*X

This is a very special kind of s*x that you organise and plan for. Every couple must be doing this once in a while. Honeymoons should be organised at least once is a quarter (once in 3 months). If you have means, do it once a month. You book a hotel for say 3-7 days and retreat to help build your marriage. A kind of Intimacy Retreat. You mustn't go to hotel if you can't afford it. Just send the kids somewhere and make it memorable. Light Candles around and on the blue or green bulb. Use good perfume and the Angels will bear you witness.

5. QUICK SURPRISED S*X

This is a s*x that

02/06/2024

Utumishi kwa wote

18/05/2024

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.

She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him.

He appears to be in deep thought, just staring
at the wall.

She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee...

"What's the matter, dear?", she whispers as she steps into the room.

The husband looks up from his coffee, "I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. Do you remember back then?", he says solemnly.

The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive.

Yes, I do", she replies.

The husband pauses.

The words were not coming easily.

"Do you remember when your father caught us in my car?"

'Yes, I remember", says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues.

Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said,
"Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?""

'I remember that also", she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says...
"I would have been released today if only I took the right decision!

15/05/2024

Arsenal right now

07/05/2024

18/04/2024

ON BOARD WERE

1.CDF .Gen.Ogola
3.Brgd Said
3.Col.Keitany
4.Capt. Sora
5.Sgnt.Omondi
6.Capt. Likali
7.Srgnt. Nyawira
8.Lt.Col. Sawe.

Sad....😭

18/04/2024

BREAKING: Chopper carrying KDF boss CDF Francis Ogolla has reportedly crashed in West Pokot.

16/04/2024

Jowie Irungu speaks

He has written this on his page

16/04/2024

Who acknowledge their Internship...its the same doctor in strike. Infact u can do internship double the period. 5 months in one hospital then restart in another

15/04/2024

"Only 'weak' fellows can pay fees and finance the life of a woman who lives in her parent's house," Captain Collins Wanderi says, discourages men from supporting their partners before committing to a long-term relationship.

According to Wanderi, a woman who is neither a man's wife nor daughter remains the responsibility of her parents, not him.

Photo: Collins Wanderi (Facebook)

14/04/2024

Pale highschool mlikuwa mnaitaje kurudia chakula?

14/04/2024

Moteta kiaro muguru

13/04/2024

Mum to married daughter what do they talk

11/04/2024

When you’re looking for a wife material in central 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Wish you well 👍🏿
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11/04/2024

In an open, democratic, and contemporary society (unified theory of marriage), the quality of a lady for marriage is determined by the year of graduation. A 3rd year has better qualities for marriage compared to a 1st year (transfer of financial burden and other factors being constant). Comparatively, a lady who graduated 2years ago is qualitatively better compared to a lady who graduated 5 years (even a 10pg description of her stories based on heartbreaks, job, and independence can't never be convincing).

07/04/2024

1999: Nineteen ninety nine
1777: Seventeen seventy seven

1111: Help me out 🥲

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07/04/2024

Wapilipili hajapona. Huyu wa chumvi Acha tu tunyamazie

06/04/2024

cracking foot calluses: assuming you don't have any medical condition like diabetic, athletee foot or others, Vitamin C, vitamin B-3, and vitamin E deficiency plus bear footing or open shoes may be the cause. So eat k**achungwa ( vitamin c), pork or kuku (vitamin b3) na kaovaccado or maembe (vit E) na kuvaa closed shoes.

05/04/2024

S*x among teachers is prohibited ~TSC KENYA

05/04/2024

Immunological and genetic incompatibility can cause couple have s*x 10 years minus a child but when they change partners or break up for a new relationship immediately bear children. However, s*x incompatibility can lead to s*x rejection yaani ungimwe not knowing during s*x one does not enjoy, feel pain and unpleasant effects after s*x...oooh nimejikuna sana juu ulitembea nje not knowing ur s*x don't match. Immunological incompatibility, the woman's immunity huuwa sperms immediately zikifika kwa va**na hata uterus hazikanyagi juu huonekana k**a foreigners

05/04/2024

Why do I suppoer this,
1. This will minimize cases of newborn theft or switching
2. FATHERS need to know if the baby is his or not .

04/04/2024

UNAHURUMIA MAN U UKIWA WAPI
💔😎😂😂

03/04/2024

Ugandan President YOWERI MUSEVENI has appointed his Daughter Natasha Museveni Governor central Bank of Uganda.

Father - President

Mother - Minister of Education

Son - Chief of Defense and Military

Daughter - Governor of the Central Bank

03/04/2024

In thyroid eye disease where muscle and fat tissue behind the eyes are auto attacked assuming the cause is not a grave disease related (thyroid autoimmunity), most local hospital will only give antibiotics treatment for proptosis (bulging eye). In this case, the treatment modalities and other interventions would be ineffective

02/04/2024

CRE exam at Wangirabose mixed secondary school. Students copy even what Jesus said. The pastor decided to pray for the students

01/04/2024

D truth is, not all women love money, Some of them actually love money, while others love money, but majority of them love money🥴