Venclinton Amulavu

31/08/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Newton Isigi, Mkuu Wa Shiru

28/06/2024

15/06/2024

Pole Eric Omondi kumpoteza huyu ndugu yako mungu ailaze roho yake pahali pema peponi

24/05/2024

Pilau lovers mko wapi ni pin 📍 location mkam😀😀😋

12/05/2024

Mkibleach msisahau mgongo🙄 nilidhani huyu amevaa koti😔🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

16/04/2024

WELCOME TO KENYA 🇰🇪 😂😂
-We call every toothpaste COLGATE!
We don't care😂 😂 😂!
We are like that😂 😂 😂!
-We call every insecticide DOOM!
We can't help it😋😋😋!
-We call every detergent OMO
It's in our DNA😜😜😛!
-We point at an empty Chair and ask “Who's sitting there”?
We are like that🙅🙅
🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️!
We use our mouth and our hand to knock at the same time "knock knock knock" hodi hapa🙅‍♀️
We are just like that.
-When there's blackout ⚡. we go out and check if it's the whole estate.
We are just like that🙅🙅!
-We use a bar of soap till it looks like a sim card
We don't have a problem🙈🙈🙈!
-We buy something, skip instructions & ask neighbors how it's
used!
We don't care😂🤣!
-We withdraw money from an ATM then count it before walking away.
We don't trust anybody, not even a machine that is made by man😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣.
-We lock the car then try to open it 2 times before walking away!
We are courteous 😂🤣😂🤣🤣.
-We turn off the volume just to smell what's burning,
-We are like that😂🤣😂
-We can't change, the way we are 😂👍
-We are 😂😂🤪 Kenyans 🇰🇪
🏊🏊😂😂😂
When We are inside a bus and the driver takes an unfamiliar route or turn, we all remove our ear phones to see clearly 😂😂😂.

We are Africans😂😂😂😂😂😀

04/04/2024

Wangapi waliwahi chochwa eti chameleon ikijifungua hupasuka!?🙋😅😅😅

31/03/2024

Only a few will understand this 😊😊

19/03/2024

A very sad poem by a Kenyatta university student..😭😭😭😭
Dedicated to Kenyatta University
😭😭😭
Mama, Am coming back home
It's not End of Semester,
We did not riot,
Neither is it End Year,
But,
Mama am coming home.
😭😭😭
Am coming,
But am formless,
I can't walk Mama,
I will be in a box Mama,
I heard them call it Casket
That they will take care,
Of damages Mama,
We are now damages,
Mama am coming home
😭😭😭😭
The brakes failed Mama,
Jomba our good driver tried,
Jomba struggled,
Jomba wailed,
Jomba hooted,
Jomba swerved,
We saw him sweat,
It's not him Mama,
But the brakes,
Mama am coming home
😭😭😭
Mama I forgot to tell you,
I play soccer,
Ooh,I used to play soccer,
I was the Messi of Kenyatta University,
To represent KU,
In the competition,
That never was,
Mama am coming home
😭😭😭
Mama, you had sold Rose,
Our only cow,
To clear my fees,
Last week,
But the brakes ,
Didn't hear any of that,
Mama you had cleared,
The hostel fee,
You had refilled the gas,
Sadly,
Before I use it,
Mama am coming home
😭😭😭
Breathless,lifeless,
Broken, disfigured
Mama I don't have it,
I don't have the Degree
The brakes,
Couldn't allow me finish,
It's not my fault,
Never to fit a gown,
Lights are out Mama,
It all dark in here,
Mama am coming home
😭😭😭
Mama;
Could this be the saying;
That kwenda Mombasa raha;
Kurudi ni Matanga?
Tell my younger sister,
To take up my desk,
At Kenyatta,
Bye Kenyatta University,
Be kind,
To my little sister,
Bye Mama.

*Rest In Peace Comrades😭*

04/03/2024

Mum amejua weakness yangu 😀😀😀

28/02/2024

Hapa ni nchi gani iko sahihi

21/02/2024

Plz plz take caution ⚠

21/02/2024