Nandi,emc,ug Daily

29/07/2024

Reject ODM cabinet nominees during vetting, Kalonzo tells Wiper Mps

29/07/2024

Treasury on the spot over Sh2.6bn tax gift to e-bike firm

29/07/2024

The Prime Cabinet Secretary Musalia Mudavadi presided over the centenary celebrations for the Technical and Vocational Education and Training (TVET) at Kabete National Polytechnic.

29/07/2024

29/07/2024

Somewhere in Riftvalley

29/07/2024

Gunbattle as Kenyan police try to liberate Gauthier town from Haitian gangs

29/07/2024

There is a landslide near Kabasis, along Eldama Ravine-Tenges-Kabarnet road.

29/07/2024

Sherehe Moja Kongi

29/07/2024

Raila officially releases his team to work with William Samoei Ruto

29/07/2024

Timu ya Taifa ya Voliboli ya Akina dada, Malkia Strikers, Itachuana na Brazil Kwenye mechi yao ya kwanza ya Olimpiki. Mechi hiyo itachezwa saa Nane mchana.

29/07/2024

Masaibu tupu

There is a reason men don't like taking their wives to events where there are female friends they grew up with.

Driving back from the event...🚗

Wife: So those girls are your childhood friends 🙂.

Me: Yes babe; they are. Cool people yah?🙂

Wife: You and Dineo look close 🙂

Me: We go back along way, you could say that hahahaha.

Wife: Hmmm...I could tell from the way she hugged you.🙂

Me: What do you mean babe?

Wife: I'm just saying the hug looked intimate, something about the way she held you and took time to let go...the way she looked into your eyes.

Me: But Lerato and Natasha hugged me too😏

Wife: Not the way Dineo did. You know what...let's leave it.

Me: Okay babe

Wife: It is funny how she spent more time talking to you than talking to other guys at the nyama choma. Her jokes are not even funny. 😒

Me: I thought we were leaving it.

Wife: All I'm saying is that she must learn to respect other peoples' men in their presence. If I didn't know any better, I would think you are sleeping with her.😒

Me: How did this escalate that far now?😐

Wife: Ohhh...did I strike a nerve?😏

Me: It's just that I don't see what you talking about babe.

Wife: Oh...so you are defending her now? 😳

Me: No, I don't know what you talking about.

Wife: I know what I saw; unless you think I am crazy. 😒

Me: Look at this idiot skipping the light. 😳

Wife: Ohhh hahaha!!! You gonna change the subject now?

Wife: At least he skipped a light. He is not getting inappropriate hugs from s***s. 😒

Me: How does an irresponsible driver compare to me giving a friend a hug? Really now!!!

Wife: Hehehehe. Do you want her? Am I standing in your way? Let me out the car, go to her. I'm not stopping you. 😔😒

Me: Babe, have I ever given you reason not to trust me? Ever...😏

Wife: 🙄...(folding hands)

Me: Answer me.

Wife: Just drive the car. 🙄

Me: Mmmm.

Silence for 5 minutes...

Wife: (talking to herself) Hmmm. Childhood friend...🤦🏽‍♂️🤣🤣

27/07/2024

ODM party leader Raila Odinga signs off his African Union Commission chairmanship application ahead of the February 2025 election.

27/07/2024

Kenya Sevens beat Samoa to finish 9th at Paris Olympics

27/07/2024

Faith Kipyegon's new 1500 WR has been ratified.

27/07/2024

Good morning kenya

26/07/2024

Activist in court to block ODM leaders from joining William Ruto's Cabinet

26/07/2024

Babu Owino holds a meeting with student leaders from various universities in the country.

26/07/2024

Former US President Barack Obama endorses Kamala Harris for US president, says she will make a fantastic leader; polls are set for November 2024.

26/07/2024

How is he able to convince these birds?

26/07/2024

Success for Haiti mission as troops take over gang-controlled areas

26/07/2024

Fighting in church leaves over 10 faithful at Nyabigena Adventist Church in Kisii nursing injuries

26/07/2024

The team-lady captain

26/07/2024

Azimio remnants:Ongeza ingine

26/07/2024

Martha Karua's NARC Kenya storms out of Azimio

26/07/2024

Son of DL Koisagat, Mr. Kirk Kigen Langat graduates with a bachelor's degree from University of Reading London, UK.
Congratulations sir First Class majuu si mchezo.

26/07/2024

Police arrest Boniface Mwangi, Hussein Khalid, Shadrack Khalif