Njeru Elvis

26/08/2024

The NEWS is fake.

The world's most powerful people and elite groups do not want you to be aware of the true world.

That is why they are controlling you through the News.

As a result, every news channel sounds the same.

One Family controls all of the media that you consume

26/08/2024

If pharmaceutical companies cured you, they’d go bankrupt

If banks helped you get out of debt, they’d go collapse

If Tom kills Jerry, the show is over

It’s all a big show, everything is fake.

03/08/2024

Men are not stingy they spend their money on women they choose like and value.

03/08/2024

Always remember that your girfriend, fiancee or even your wifey will always be approached by other men who are richer than you, more handsome than you, more educated than you, more romantic than you & men who are willing to spend more money on her than you. It's up to her to give them a chance or deny them the chance. Don't stress yourself if she leaves it's okay, if she stays it's okay.

Stay Focused!

02/08/2024

Statistics from Kenyan banks Show that most men withdraw money on Friday and most ladies in Kenya deposit money on Monday.

02/08/2024

Does the statement couples make during weddings still exist?
"I will stand by my husband/wife and love him/her for rich or for poor"

Size 8 and DJ Mo have parted ways! The lesson learned is to never advertise your relationship on social media!

01/08/2024

Size 8 and DJ Mo have parted ways! The lesson learned is to never advertise your relationship on social media!

29/07/2024

Your Father will always be your Father. Even if he stinks, he will forever be your Father. Don’t despise him, no matter what. His blessings are SUPREMELY SPECIAL.

27/07/2024

No matter how much you impress her, she will still make her decisions when it is time.

Understand life and save yourself.

Impressing her isn't enough; she’ll choose when she's ready.

Focus on your life and goals.

Save yourself the stress—her decision doesn’t define your worth.

20/07/2024

Men are happiest when they are making money, owning businesses, buying massive land, having a home gym, and building a big family.

20/07/2024

Many people think being nice is the same as being good or kind.

When you are always trying to please everyone, you are not being true to yourself. You are also setting yourself up for disappointment because itis impossible to make everyone happy.

It is important to be kind and compassionate, but it is also essential to be honest and assertive, if you are always afraid to stand up for yourself, you will never be able to build strong relationships. You will also miss out on opportunities to grow and learn. It is okay to say no, have boundaries and to be yourself.
Stop being nice!

16/07/2024

Replace the word ‘fail’ with the word "learn"

Failure isn't the end, it's an opportunity to learn and grow.

Don't waste your time beating yourself up over mistakes or failures. Don't be ashamed of your mistakes, simply accept them, fix them and try to make things better.

Also, remind yourself that there is a lesson in every failure, analyse what went wrong and learn from it.

Embrace failure and push through it.

06/07/2024

It's easier to stay awake till 5 am than wake up at 5 am

06/07/2024

Najua huyo dame ananipenda anajifanya hivo nifeel jealous.
Dust is constant.

06/07/2024

The same wind that lifts a woman's dress is the same one that will blow dust into your eyes.
Learn, unlearn and relearn.

05/07/2024

Kumbe tuko weekend😂😂.
One word for this guy, tumuambie ukweli or we leave him atakuja kutupea ushuhuda.

05/07/2024

Sometimes, we have to leave what we know to find out what we don't know.

05/07/2024

In school, we learn that mistakes are bad and we are punished for making them.
Yet, if you look at how humans are designed to learn, we learn by making mistakes.
We learn to walk by falling down.
If we never fell down, we would never walk.
~ Robert T. Kiyosaki

04/07/2024

Parkinson's Law teaches us that it's not about working harder or longer (as we are commonly taught) it's about working smarter and shorter.

The goal isn't to be busy, it's to be productive.

04/07/2024

You don't take a break from the burden of performance.You can rest, but you cannot stop.

Send a message to learn more

01/07/2024

Husband: Make me some coffee, please.
Feminist: Do it on your own.
Boss: Make me some coffee.
Feminist: Would you like some sugar in it?

Send a message to learn more

01/07/2024

16/06/2024

Happy father's day to every father, more strength, more power, more grace.
You are a champion.

15/06/2024

Men,

If you need to ask your woman for permission to watch EURO 2024, it means you're the one wearing the skirts in the house & you don't deserve a seat at the table with men.

Spread this gospel.

15/06/2024

This magistrate died.

She was killed by a man who lost his frame to his wife.

If you think masculinity is toxic, wait till you encounter the chaotic rage of men who are effeminate.

Masculinity is protective,

Masculinity is altruistic,

Masculinity is rational,

Masculinity is not toxic, it is the absence of it that is toxic.

Never lose your frame to your wife.

Remain walled.

May this magistrate Rest in Peace.

14/06/2024

For the love of football.Wewe unasupport team gani?
Comments fupi fupi tukisonga.

14/06/2024

1. Gamblers - Excise tax up from 12.5% to 20%

2. Influencers - Advertising fees charged through the internet and social media subject to 20% excise tax.

3. Mobile phone users - Excise duty on mobile and internet services up from 15% to 20%.

4. Alcohol - Increase in excise duty on spirits of up to Sh720 per litre and wine to Sh270.

5. Bread - The Sh150 levy per kg of plastic packaging will increase the cost of a 400grams loaf of bread by Sh9, from Sh65 to Sh74.

6. Cooking oil - The Sh150 levy per kg of plastic packaging will increase a litre of cooking oil by Sh16.81, from Sh300 to Sh316.81.

7. The Sh150 levy per kg of plastic packaging will increase one kg of detergent by Sh30, from Sh200 to Sh230, notwithstanding other charges.

8. Battery - Lead acid battery weighing 12kg is set to increase from Sh8,500 to Sh17,500.

9. Farm tools - Wheelbarrow tires will increase from the current Sh700 to a new high of Sh1,700, while trolley wheels will see a price increase of Sh1,000.

10. E-cigarettes - Excise duty on liquid ni****ne has been increased from Sh70 to Sh100 per millilitre.

13/06/2024

High school motivational speakers:I started my music career singing with a banana, now I own 6 microphones.Add yours I want to see something.
Share your experiences back in highschool.

12/06/2024

Turn to your neighbour and tell them we're going somewhere, life is a journey not a destination.