Riccidrizzy d dope master

15/04/2024

WELCOME TO KENYA 🇰🇪 😂😂
-We call every toothpaste COLGATE!
We don't care😂 😂 😂!
We are like that😂 😂 😂!
-We call every insecticide DOOM!
We can't help it😋😋😋!
-We call every detergent OMO
It's in our DNA😜😜😛!
-We point at an empty Chair and ask “Who's sitting there”?
We are like that🙅🙅
🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️!
We use our mouth and our hand to knock at the same time "knock knock knock" hodi hapa🙅‍♀️
We are just like that.
-When there's blackout ⚡. we go out and check if it's the whole estate.
We are just like that🙅🙅!
-We use a bar of soap till it looks like a sim card
We don't have a problem🙈🙈🙈!
-We buy something, skip instructions & ask neighbors how it's
used!
We don't care😂🤣!
-We withdraw money from an ATM then count it before walking away.
We don't trust anybody, not even a machine that is made by man😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣.
-We lock the car then try to open it 2 times before walking away!
We are courteous 😂🤣😂🤣🤣.
-We turn off the volume just to smell what's burning,
-We are like that😂🤣😂
-We can't change, the way we are 😂👍
-We are 😂😂🤪 Kenyans 🇰🇪
🏊🏊😂😂😂
When We are inside a bus and the driver takes an unfamiliar route or turn, we all remove our ear phones to see clearly 😂😂😂.

We are Africans😂😂😂😂

13/04/2024

Jana nimeingia club nikaitisha Captain Morgan Mzinga😎🍾🍸But nikaona watu wameniangalia sana nikasema siwezi kunywa na watu wameniangalia😏so nikashout 🗣Waitor..Siwezi kunywa na watu wananiangalia pea kila Mtu Mzinga yake😎..Watu kuskia hivo wakafurahi🥳🤗wengine wakaanza kudance💃🕺Baada ya kila mtu kupewa pombe..nikaitisha Chips kuku😎🤓..Tena nikaona watu wananiangalia nikaambia waitor siwezi kula na watu wananiangalia..Pea kila mtu Chips kuku yake😎😎🤓wacha watu wafurahi🕺🕺wakaanza kuniita majina poa poa eti ooh Mkuu..Ooh our incoming President👉..wewe ndio budah boss sasa💪💪🤗...
Baada ya kumaliza kukula nikiitisha Bill nikaona tena watu wote wakaniangalia🙄..Nikashout🗣..Waitor Siwezi lipa na watu wameniangalia..pea kila mtu Bill yake😎🤓...Sai vile naongea hivi sina Meno Nne kwa mdomo wakuu😭😭😰wacha nipakwe dawa narudi kumalizia story🤕🤕.

12/04/2024

📯📯Hello🥳Mlisema Citizen TV Inakuanga channel Namba Ngapi Kwa DSTV Ile Ya Dish Kubwa Ya Blue Kwa TV Ya 72 inches Yenye Nilinunua Na Pesa Yangu Mwenyewe ya bet Bila Kukopa😁, Kwa Nyumba Ninayolipa 7k per Month 🫵Na Meza Ya Glass Plus Home Theater Ya Samsung Na Fridge Ya Hotpoint Nikiwa Nimekalia Sofa Set Ya Velvet ya red na Ufa yenye Harmonize akikohoa inazima,Huku iPhone Yangu Iki Charge 😆😂🏃🏃

10/04/2024

04/04/2024

28/03/2024

Commander ameongea!
"Tiktokers ni kizazi mumelaaniwa ndio maana mnakufa ovyo ovyo mkiwa watoto wadogo alafu mnasema Mungu amemchukua, Mungu achukue mtoto mdogo apeleke wapi?'' Pastor Ng'ang'a Reacts on Brian Chira's Death.do u think is true

28/03/2024

I remember the blessings I got from my grandmother before her last breath years ago. She put her hand on my head and said, my grandson people will waste their time reading your comments one day.
And today is that day 😏😏😂😂😂

25/03/2024

Mluhya akipata mshahara✋😂😂😂🔥

1. Unga kitoko ya ukali kilo salasini😂
2. Kuku tatu ilimrati ikue ya kienyeji😟
3 mafuta ya salat ya kukaranga mboka😂
4. Unga ya chapati kilo kumi na mbili pekee🙄
5. Sapuni ya kuoka ya shilingi salasini🤔😂✋
6. Mchele kilo tatu iwapo mtu atakuwa mkonjwa👀
7. Mawe ya retio ya kuskia patanisho🔋🔋🔋
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
bana befwe 😛😛👈👆👆Riccidrizzy d dope master😂😂😂😂

18/03/2024

Alafu nimegunduwa hampendi God😏😏kazi yenu n twerk twerk tu😕😕,,bwana yesu asifiwe,,😁😁

17/03/2024

Alafu usikie ati raila na ruto wanakuja Kenya 😁😁😁

16/03/2024

Nikatoa shati na nikamtoa sk*rt👙dem alikuwa anakaa ame give in ako ready kunipe@🍑
So nikainua matress nikatoa
ma c0nd0m mingi chini ya
matress(nlikuwa nimejipin)
Nikashika nunuology 🍑ya dem ikiwa
ndani ya p@n*ti nikaskia already ame ji we*t💦 kwa hivo niko
ready ku smas*h na hasira yote
ya venye dem yangu alinitoka
Kwenda kumtoa pan*ti nikaskia dem amenishika mkono na nguvu na akakataa nimtoe
nikajua hapa kitaniramba dem atakaza.After 5 min of k*ssing😘
nikaamua ka mbaya mbaya nikaenda kumtoa pan*ti akanishika tena nikamtoa mkono kwenda kumtoa pant*i nikararua bahati mbaya.Nikaona niko chance nikatoa boxer🩲 mbio na kuvaa c0nd0m ju dem nika hakuwa na nguvu at that time
nikaamua sasa kumuing!za buda 🍆 ju nika alikuwa vaj0
kwenda kumu!ngiza akashika 🍆 na mikono yake mbili na nguvu.Akaniambia anataka kuniambia kitu b4 nimu!ngize🍆. Akaniambia ungekwa una concentrate na maisha yako venye una concentrate na kusoma hii story,ungekuwa mbali sana
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15/03/2024

Meet Mike Sonko’s daughter Sandra says she wants 22 Bentleys,4 Choppers,3 Lions,4 Range Rovers and 500 million pounds for her dowry.

15/03/2024

Always give fat people wrong direction. These people need to exercise.🤣🤣

11/03/2024

Kumbe Kuoa Mtoto Wa Shule Ni Raha Ivo...😂Sahi Nko Kwa Landcruiser ChiniYaUlinziWaPolisiNaendeaMarriageCertificate 🤣?

08/03/2024

Heavenly father I thank you for this glorious moment , thank you for the gift of life you have given unto us with a happy day , bless all the readers of this comment with a fruitful day . May they not see any problem together with their families and friends . I cover them with the Blood of Jesus .
Amen
Have a good day shalom.

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04/03/2024

Ukioa first day inafaa mkule nn😬😁😁

04/03/2024

Umeskia hiyo story ya 3 Days of Darkness?

Just incase ni ukweli, umejipanga aje?

04/03/2024

KWANI KUWA MKWELI NI SHS NGAPI?

Mwanamke mmoja aliingia kwenye bucha ya nyama na kumuuliza muuzaji
"Una kuku?"
Muuza nyama akaitikia "ndiyo" kisha akafungua friza na kutoa kuku pekee ambaye ndiye aliyekuwa amesalia akamueka kwenye mzani. Mzani ukasoma Kilo 1.5.
Yule mwanamke akamtazama kuku kisha akauliza
"Hakuna mwingine ambaye walau atafikisha kilo mbili?"
Muuza bucha akamrudisha kuku kwenye friza kisha akamtoa tena na kumuweka kwenye mizani. Kwa ujanja wa hali ya juu akakandamiza mzani kwa kidole gumba na mzani ukasoma kilo 2.
"Safi sana" Alisema yule mwanamke.
"Nitachukua kuku wote wawili"

Hadi sasa kichwa cha muuza nyama bado kipo ndani ya frizer akitafuta kuku wa pili........
😅😅😛😛😛😛🤣😂

SEMA KWELI siku zote hata k**a itakugharimu

09/02/2024

Unaoleka ujamaliza hata mwaka ushaanza kuandika kwa vibuyu "Faith DRIZZY "😂😂😂tulia mama siku bado😂😂

06/02/2024

Kuishi kwa nyumba ya mabati ni stress, jirani zako wakipigana inabidi tuh utoe TV karibu na mabati😂😂Wueeh😂😂

03/02/2024

Tutako tudogo k**a eulogy ya mwizi unaanza kutembeya na dera bila sirwali tulia bana haijafika😂😂😂

30/01/2024

To my future kids,,Bado nawatafutia mum mwenye nyonyo zake zimesimama,,hamuezi nyonya slippers nikiwa hai🙄🙄😂😂

30/01/2024

Tudate na uko na watoto watatu kwani mm ni executive😬😬aaih nimekataa😁😁

06/01/2024

Mnajifanyanga mmesoma Sana kizungu... Basi tupe tafsiri ya "THIS IS A BIRD NOT AN AEROPLANE" 🤣🤣Kwa kiswahili