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12/11/2023

CHEATING, NOT BLOOD
Neighbors say Lucy was killed over cheating allegations, not about blood relations as her family claims. It's their word against that of the eyewitnesses (the neighbors) who heard them quarrel before the incident. It was cheating, sio mambo na ukoo.
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11/11/2023

Time for tax
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09/11/2023

"I was personally invited to State House by king Charles himself, not William Ruto" ~Raila Odinga
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01/11/2023

WHAT RUTO DID TO RAILA AT STATEHOUSE During King Charles III and Queen Camilla visitation To Kenya🇰🇪
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01/11/2023

CAMERA NDIO DAWA YAO
Police officer caught on camera doing this to innocent Kenyan over bribe and disagreement with colleagues.
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01/11/2023

“Rubbish! Using taxpayers money to massage your backwardness abroad in the name of planning for Kenya. Why doesn't the economy improve if your travels are worthy and necessary? Flying all the way to musterbate in European bathrooms, leaving Kenyans choking in punitive taxations. Tupatane kwa debe 2027,” Uhuru Kenyatta on SenSate TV

01/11/2023

Three things to help your marriage
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01/11/2023

RAILA THE FACE OF KENYA
Baba steals the show at His Majesty King Charles III and Queen Camilla visitation event as Kenya Kwanza bars and hides Deputy President Rigathi Gachagua from attending the event. Gachagua nowhere to be seen despite being in the country.

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31/10/2023

BREAKING NEWS
Al Shabaab launches another deadly attack in Kenya during KCPE exams
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31/10/2023

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK

Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent'shome for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, 'No'. Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school.'

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, 'Are Fred and Mary up yet? She replies, 'No.' Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?' His mom replies, Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school.'

After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, 'Are Fred and Mary up yet?" His mom says, 'No. He asks, 'Do you know what I think?" His Mom replies, 'Ok, tell me what you think?'

He says, 'Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my toys superglue.

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31/10/2023

THE DOCTOR PATIENT

An engineer who was unemployed for a long time decided to open a medical clinic. He puts a sign outside the clinic written “A cure for your ailment guaranteed at $500; we'll pay you $1,000 if we fail.” A Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic.

Doctor: “I have lost my sense of taste."
Engineer: “Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor: "This is Gasoline!"
Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."

The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later to recover his money.

Doctor: “I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything." Engineer: “Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor: "But that is Gasoline!"
Engineer: “Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."

The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several days, more determined than ever to make his money back.

Doctor: “My eyesight has become weak."
Engineer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000," (passing the doctor a $500 note).
Doctor: '"But this is $500..."
Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your vision back! That will be $500."

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30/10/2023

“What are you doing sir?”
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30/10/2023

Babe I love you
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30/10/2023

Meet The Nigeran Man Who Wanted To Be Like Jesus as he Fasted for 40 Days & 40 Nights as he becomes unrecognizable and disfigured.
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30/10/2023

🔥🔥🔥SEMA MOTO!!!🔥🔥🔥
Watchman caught on cemarra chewing boss' wife.
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30/10/2023

😭😭😭💔😭💔😭💔😭😭 😭 😭
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28/10/2023

Hell breaks loose as a Kenyan Woman Demands for Wife Allowance. Is she on point? Should they be compensated for their wifely duties?
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25/10/2023

Abel Kirwa appointed as customer Experience executive at Safaricom PLC barely 3 months after Graduating from Kenyatta University
Congratulations Kirwa
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25/10/2023

SHORT STORY
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25/10/2023

I NEED HELP! PLEASE KENYANS
Hi SenSate TV, please hide my identity and post for me.
I am a second year female student going into third year this year. I am facing a problem that needs advice from people.
I am dating a police officer. He contributes to my school fees though he doesn't pay the whole amount. I pay Ksh.173,000+ for my school fees. He only contributes Ksh.83,000 of it. Mum is the one who pay the rest.
Mum also knows about him though he has never reached home. I am not comfortable to marry a police officer. I want someone like a business man, or a lawyer at least they make enough money. Even mum doesn't like a police officer to marry me.

However, Mum told me that I should continue dating him up to 4th year. She told me that for now I should let him continue contributing on my school fees. I am also of the idea but I am scared. This man is not rich. Won't he start bringing unnecessary drama after spending on me the little he has? Won't he think he is owning me????

I told mum about my fears but she said there's no problem a lot of men spend on women. But I was thinking dumping him by the end of this year will be better. I think waiting for me to be in 4th year it will be too late.

Any advice on this matter. I will be reading comments from Everyone.

25/10/2023

Shemeji hapana...shemeji hapa...shemeji ha...shemeji...sheme...shem...she...sh...🔥 🔥 🔥

25/10/2023

DIABETES TO SKYROCKET

Why you are prone to get diabetes and why the medication doesn't work on patients.
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24/10/2023

ANOTHER DRAMA IN A CAR. Kenya my country.

24/10/2023

“Wacha umama!” furious judge tells Bahati wa Diana B during a court hearing.
Eric Omondi with SenSate TV reports.
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22/10/2023

Mambo yamechemka hapa. Who is on the wrong here?
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22/10/2023

Nyali MP Mohammed Jicho Pevu leads demonstrations in Mombasa against Israel over the Gaza Strip in Palestine.

21/10/2023

Konda wa Kanairo, Kenya🇰🇪 pale stage🔥🔥🔥

19/10/2023

This man has never fought for anything in this country, he did not fight for freedom, he did not fight for multipartysim, he did not fight for second liberation, he did not fight for the constitution..

Most youngsters on social media who get excited at his lies are Millenials born in 2000s who are now new voters. These kids know no history. They have read nothing on Ruto. They ignorantly voted him. They are now crying, asking Raila to intervene na awatete.

Upuzi
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19/10/2023

KENYANS against WILLIAM
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BREAKING NEWS Al Shabaab launches another deadly attack in Kenya during KCPE exams SenSate TV

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🔥🔥🔥SEMA MOTO!!!🔥🔥🔥 Watchman caught on cemarra chewing boss' wife. Follow SenSate TV for more news updates, trending stories and topics.

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Hell breaks loose as a Kenyan Woman Demands for Wife Allowance. Is she on point? Should they be compensated for their wifely duties? SenSate TV

Shemeji hapana...shemeji hapa...shemeji ha...shemeji...sheme...shem...she...sh...🔥 🔥 🔥

DIABETES TO SKYROCKET #AfricaVsEuropeAndAmerica Why you are prone to get diabetes and why the medication doesn't work on patients. SenSate TV

ANOTHER DRAMA IN A CAR. Kenya my country.

“Wacha umama!” furious judge tells Bahati wa Diana B during a court hearing. Eric Omondi with SenSate TV reports. Follow SenSate TV for more credible news, updates, and trending topics and stories.

Nyali MP Mohammed Jicho Pevu leads demonstrations in Mombasa against Israel over the Gaza Strip in Palestine.

Konda wa Kanairo, Kenya🇰🇪 pale stage🔥🔥🔥

KENYANS against WILLIAM SenSate TV

BODY COLOR WAXING This has to hurt💔 SenSate TV

Ladies when a friend likes their sister VS Guys when a friend likes their sister 😂 😂 😂 Much love to ChiVera Media ♥😘 Everyone visit, follow, and like SenSate TV for more.

SEX EDUCATION “Wanawake mjiheshimu. Stop competing with men on body count. This is why,” a lady explains. SenSate TV

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