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She: I will stay for my children.Her Husband: My grandfather had three wives. His Family: You are the reason why he want...
10/12/2023

She: I will stay for my children.
Her Husband: My grandfather had three wives.
His Family: You are the reason why he wants to marry another wife.
Her Family: Usitoke kwako.
Her Friends: Vumilia tu.
Church: God hates divorce.
Law/customs: Polygamy is legal.

You work 8 hours to live 4.You work 6 days to enjoy 1.You work 8 hours to eat in 15 minutes.You work 8 hours to sleep 5....
10/12/2023

You work 8 hours to live 4.
You work 6 days to enjoy 1.
You work 8 hours to eat in 15 minutes.
You work 8 hours to sleep 5.
You work all year just to take a week or two vacation.
You work all your life to retire in old age,
And contemplate only your last breaths.
Eventually you realize that life is nothing but a parody of yourself practicing for your own oblivion.
We have become so accustomed to material and social slavery that we no longer see the chains.
Life is a short journey, live it! Collect memories, not material things!

An American man walked into a restaurant inLondon. As soon as he entered, he noticed anAfrican man sitting in the corner...
04/12/2023

An American man walked into a restaurant in
London. As soon as he entered, he noticed an
African man sitting in the corner. So he walked over to the counter, removed his wallet and shouted, "Waiter! I am buying food for everyone in this restaurant, except that black African guy over there!"

So the waiter collected the money from the man
and began serving free food to everyone in the
restaurant, except the African. However,instead of becoming upset, the African simply looked up at the American and shouted, "Thank you!"

That infuriated the man. So once again, the
American took out his wallet and shouted,
"Waiter! This time I am buying bottles of wine
and additional food for everyone in this bar,
except for that African sitting in the corner over there!"

So the waiter collected the money from the man
and began serving free food and wine to
everyone in the bar except the African. When the waiter finished serving the food and drinks, once again, instead of becoming angry, the African simply smiled at the American man and shouted, "Thank you!"

That made the American man furious. So he
leaned over on the counter and said to the
waiter, “What is wrong with that African man? I
have bought food and drinks for everyone in this bar except him, but instead of becoming angry,
he just sits there and smiles at me and shouts
'Thank you.' Is he mad???"

The waiter smiled at the American and said, "No,
he is not mad. He is the owner of this restaurant.

May your enemies work unknowingly in your favour!!

30/11/2023
BREAKING NEWS:😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭Happening Now in KISII University !!!!!!There is confusion in front of a hostel The sc...
25/11/2023

BREAKING NEWS:😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Happening Now in KISII University !!!!!!
There is confusion in front of a hostel
The school security agents found two heads in a student's bag.
A young girl, Linda Nyantameri aged 22 years old,
Got on a bike with a big handbag from Nakuru Town
Heading towards kisii University main gate
But the bike man felt a strong smell coming from her handbag.
She claimed she was going to campus hostel
To visit her friend whom she identified as Anyango Grace
The horrible smell made the Boda boda man suspicious
Who then used a light signal to attract other boda riders.
When he got to near new mwembe towards main gate,
They held the girl,
And beckoned on Campus Security to search the girl's bag.
Many were frightened, not knowing what was happening.
One of the security guys was shocked
When he opened the 22-year-old girl's bag
And found two (2) heads.
In examining them carefully,
The authorities found that they were two known heads.
It was a head of a garlic
And the other of an onion.
Thank you very much for your attention.
I have missed you guys.......
Now you can continue with what you were doing...

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24/11/2023

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7 THINGS KILLING YOUR PRAYER LIFE.1. Excessive eating: Eating more than necessary at night will only weaken your body.2....
23/11/2023

7 THINGS KILLING YOUR PRAYER LIFE.

1. Excessive eating: Eating more than necessary at night will only weaken your body.

2. Sleep: You must train body to sleep less and stay awake. Sleep drain your strength to pray. The truth is, some sleep is an attack.

3. Filthiness of the spirit and soul: Po*******hy, s*x chat and impure thoughts are killers of prayer stamina. Your inner man would always be defeated by feeding your spirit man with filthy and erotic content.

4. Bad atmosphere: Atmosphere you create and find yourself matter a lot. If you're among prayer weaklings, gossip and carnal believers your prayer fire will die. Gossip and backbite would frustrate you.

5. Poor feeding of your inner man. If your spirit man isn't well fed you can't be a prayer champion. You don't listen to sermons, you hardly study the word or Christian articles then your prayer life will be starved to death.

6. Worry: No worrier becomes a prayer warrior. Kill your worry to give life to you prayer stamina.

7. Distraction through watching TV, addiction to social media and boyfriend or girlfriend syndrome. Work on your prayer life.

THE FRIENDS WE HAVE LOSTToday,  I received some bad news, About the passing on of a dear friend.I feel ashamed to call m...
20/11/2023

THE FRIENDS WE HAVE LOST

Today, I received some bad news,
About the passing on of a dear friend.
I feel ashamed to call my friend dear,
Because I saw my friend slowly die and I did nothing.

It began some time back, when I noticed my friend stopped smiling.
Though I noticed, I never asked what was wrong.
We live in a day and age of everyone minding their own business.
My friend's well being should be my business.

Then I noticed my friend disappearing online.
My friend stopped posting, was nowhere on social media.
I never bothered to ask why,
I was busy connecting with those who are active.

Then my friend stopped coming to Church,
We used to sit together in Church, service.
I never followed up why the absence.
"I don't beg people to come to worship" I thought.

Then I started hearing stories about my friend,
In fact, I ganged up with others to gossip about my friend.
We gossiped as if we are experts of how my friend should live,
I gossiped, instead of reaching out.

When I scrolled through my phone book list,
I passed my friend's contact.
I waited for my friend to speak to me first,
Knowing very well my friend seemed to be going through something.

When my friend did call, I ignored.
I failed to reply the messages, too busy.
Or maybe I thought my friend was calling to ask me for money,
Based on the gossip I was told.

I used to pray for my friend,
But slowly I stopped.
It appears that out of sight,
Out of prayers.

Then today, I was told my friend has died.
My friend all along was struggling, feeling alone,
Yet all I did was nothing and make assumptions.
My friend was stressed, depressed then committed su***de.

Here I am asked to give a speech at the funeral,
Yet the tears I cry are for how I failed my friend when my friend was still living.
My friend is not coming back for me to love better,
Maybe if I cared things would have turned out different.

Look back and see the friends you have pushed away, ignored or taken for granted.
Call up that old friend

10/11/2023

LEARN THE DIFFERENCE OF MEN & WOMEN IN LOTS OF ASPECTS.

Human Brain Analysis - Man vs. Woman......A MUST READ!

1. MULTI-TASKING
Women - Multiple process
Womens brains designed to concentrate multiple task at a time.
Women can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook.
Men - Single Process
Mens brains designed to concentrate only one work at a time. Men can not watch TV and talk over the phone at the same time. they stop the TV while Talking. They can either watch TV or talk over the phone or cook.

2. LANGUAGE
Women can easily learn many languages. But can not find solutions to problems. Men can not easily learn languages, they can easily solve problems. That's why in average a 3 years old girl has three times higher vocabulary than a 3 yeard old boy.

3. ANALYTICAL SKILLS
Mens brains has a lot of space for handling the analytical process. They can analyze and find the solution for a process and design a map of a building easily. But If a complex map is viewed by women, they can not understand it. Women can not understand the details of a map easily, For them it is just a dump of lines on a paper.

4. CAR DRIVING.
While driving a car, mans analytical spaces are used in his brain. He can drive a car fastly. If he sees an object at long distance, immediately his brain classifies the object (bus or van or car) direction and speed of the object and he drives accordingly. Where woman take a long time to recognize the object direction/ speed. Mans single process mind stops the audio in the car (if any), then concentrates only on driving.

5. LYING
When men lie to women face to face, they get caught easily. Womans super natural brain observes facial expression 70%, body language 20% and words coming from the mouth 10%. Mens brain does not have this. Women easily lie to men face to face.
So guys, do not lie face to face.

6. PROBLEMS SOLVING
If a man have a lot of problems, his brain clearly classifies the problems and puts them in individual rooms in the brain and then fin

02/11/2023

NAKED TRUTH ABOUT LIFE😭😭😭

1. He drops you off and drives back to his wife and kids.

2. He throws away used Condoms as he goes home.

3. He buys sweets to clean your fragrance no matter how expensive it can be

4. He forgives himself for cheating as he is driving to the mother of his Children.

4 He first takes shower to remove your unwanted sweats.

5. He then convinces him self that he can't leave his Wife and Children because of you.

6. He hugs her and ask his children about education.

7. He eats food cooked by his wife not two pieces of KFC he bought for you.

8. After eating he relax on the couch, and they both go to the bedroom.

9. They discuss about the future while she is lying on his chest.

10. Then they make love (Not s*x which he had with you).

11. He doesn't take bath after it because he is used to that Aroma of his Wife.

12. She continues lying on his chest while discussing their investment, policies and planning their Anniversary.

13. And you are alone struggling with s*x because he just did a fast.

14. He gave you 100k and your Mother is boasting that she has a discplined daughter not knowing that you are slowly turning to the resting zone of a bored Husband of some one.

My sister it is not too late, know your values and have goals that Man will never take you anywhere. Find your own Man and God will surely bless you.

Thanks for Reading!!

01/10/2023

Just a Glimpse of an advice from this Naive yet experienced lady
1. Don't Post your Achievements on Social Media ie your house,car,pregnancy,Title deeds etc etc
2. Don't Give an Advance Testimony until its Done & Sealed !
3. Don't bring colleagues to your Home or House...Acha iishie kazini na pia usitake kujua kwao sana pia...leave your house space for your Nuclear Family!
4. Don't let every Relative to your Home too...if you have to Help them do it wakiwa mbali...am talking from experience...the same people will gossip about you & will never even talk to you after they fed on your table,slept & Billed under your Roof...let your children Enjoy their space without intrusion...even if you are a Pastor...Acha kuleta washirika kwa nyumba...wakimaliza nawewe watakua adui na hawakumbukangi matendo!
5. Stop leaving food at work place open or sharing generally everything or eating from every plate 🍽
6.Hide some Blessings unless ni zile hazifichiki...
7. Stop assuming your churchmates are your Prayer Partners...Spiritual witchcraft is Real..!
8. Stop expecting people to pity & have Mercy on what you are Going through...some are Actually Happy you are facing it!
9. Unless a person finds out in their own ways...Don't open your mouth to publicise your weakness or shortcoming na wakijua it's not for you to confirm let them keep guessing..! After all they have Never Been in your Shoes so they can't Understand!
10. Not every Feast should be honoured on invitation...some places you go & leave empty idea wise,Spiritually etc & some monitoring spirits on your Growth are hidden here...
11. Unless it's very private...take some functions to Restaurants not your Home...you Give spies chances unknowingly
12. Even in houses 🏘 or plots dedications,Baby showers,weddings,ruracios etc etc...Pray Before you Invite!!!
13. Some Gifts 🎁 you Receive are dangerous...pray before you open them or lest your downfall begins here...
SPIRIT OF JEALOUSY IS REAL MY PEOPLE...BLOOD OF JESUS!

30/09/2023

DID YOU KNOW?

( 15 SHOCKING FOOD FACTS )

1. Honey is the only food in the world that doesn't spoil.

2. Bread is the first snack made by man. Bread is as old as mankind. All other snacks broke out from bread making.

3. Water is the only ingredient in cooking and in baking that is not bought when you are purchasing your ingredients. Water is also the only cooking and baking ingredient that is not even listed among the ingredients in a recipe.

4. You could survive only by drinking breast milk. Breast milk is the only single food that provides all the nutrients that our bodies need.

5. Hot dog is not made with dog, but rather it is made with ground pork, beef or poultry, or combination of them.

6. Avocados don't ripen on the tree. Avocados actually can't start ripening until they are disconnected from their stems.

7. Expiration dates on bottle water have nothing to do with the water. Water can't expire, but the plastic bottles will eventually start leaking chemicals into the water. It won't make the water harmful to drink, but it will make it taste less fresh.

8. French fries originated in Belgium not in France. They are only called french fries, because they are french cut.

9. White chocolate is not chocolate, its name is deceiving, because it doesn't have any components of regular chocolate. It is really just a mixture of sugar, milk, vanilla, lecithin and cocoa butter.

10. Cooking Oil is mostly named according to the ingredient it is made from.

11. Bread, biscuits and cakes are the three most popular snacks in the world.

12. Apples give you more energy than coffee.

13. Salt is the most used ingredient in cooking, while sugar is the most used ingredient in baking, but too much of them, is dangerous to our health.

14. Not eating before bed burn fat. If you eat an early dinner or skip dinner altogether, it increases the amount of fat a person burns while they are sleeping.

15. Cooking is an art, while baking is science.

22/08/2023

Sip your Tea
Nice and Slow
No one Ever knows
when it’s Time to Go,
There’ll be no Time
to enjoy the Glow,
So sip your Tea
Nice and Slow.

Life is too Short but
feels pretty Long,
There’s too Much to do, so much going Wrong,
And Most of the Time You Struggle to be Strong,
Before it’s too Late
and it’s time to Go,
Sip your Tea
Nice and Slow.

Some Friends stay,
others Go away,
Loved ones are Cherished but not all will Stay.
Kids will Grow up
and Fly away.
There’s really no Saying how Things will Go,
So sip your Tea
Nice and Slow.

In the End it’s really
all about understanding Love
For this World
and in the Stars above,
Appreciate and Value who truly Cares,
Smile and Breathe
and let your Worries go,
So Just Sip your Tea
Nice and Slow."

When I'm dead.
Your tears will flow
But I won't know
Cry with me now instead.

You will send flowers,
But I won't see
Send them now instead

You'll say words of praise
But I won't hear.
Praise me now instead

You'll forget my faults,
But I won't know.....
Forget them now instead.

You'll miss me then,
But I won't feel.
Miss me now, instead.

You'll wish You could have spent more time with me,
Spend it now instead

When you hear I'm gone, you'll find your way to my house to pay condolence but we haven't even spoken in years.
Look for me now.

*"Spend time with every person around you, and help them with whatever you have to make them happy, your families, friends and acquaintances.*
*Make them feel Special because you never know when time will take them away from you forever.*

Alone I can 'Say' but together we can 'Talk'.
Alone I can 'Enjoy' but together we can 'Celebrate'
Alone I can 'Smile' but together we can 'Laugh'

That's the BEAUTY of Human Relations.
We are nothing without each other
So Stay Connected!

22/08/2023

LIFE IS A JOKE SOMETIMES. BE WISE!

1. THE SAME MARRIAGE YOU WANT TO RUN AWAY FROM, THOUSANDS MORE PEOPLE ARE WAITING TO RUSH IN AFTER YOU even after knowing why.

2.THE SAME PERSON YOU THINK IS USELESS, THOUSANDS MORE PEOPLE ARE DESIRING TO BE MARRIED TO HIM /HER EVEN AFTER KNOWING WHY YOU THINK OF THAT PERSON USELESS.

3.SOMEONE YOU THINK CAN BE GOOD FOR YOU, OTHERS DONT THINK SO. Looks can be deceiptive.

4..IF YOU CANT BUILD YOUR SPOUSE BUT LEAVE HIM/HER FOR SOMEONE YOU THINK IS BETTER, THAT PERSON WILL ALSO LATER ASK YOU TO LEAVE FOR NOT BEING SUPPORTIVE AND CARING. Its within you.

5.MONEY IS NEVER ENOUGH. IF YOU LEAVE YOUR SPOUSE FOR SOMEONE WITH MORE MONEY, ANOTHER ONE WITH MORE MONEY WILL APPEAR IN YOUR LIFE SINCE MORE MONEY IS YOUR DRIVER.

6.THE PERSON YOU ABANDON TODAY BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT YOUR CLASS YOU SAY, THEY WILL BE A BETTER CLASS THAN YOU TOMORO AND YOU WILL LOOK AWKWARD.

7.DID YOU KNOW THAT SOMEONE WHO ADVICES YOU TO LEAVE YOUR SPOUSE MAY NOT BE ABLE TO LEAVE HIS/HERS IF FOUND UNDER SIMILAR CONDITIONS?

8. DID YOU KNOW THAT SOMEONE CAN ADVICE YOU TO LEAVE SO THEY CAN TAKE YOUR PLACE? Check around you.

God bless you and think about these things. Life is a joke sometimes.

22/08/2023

5 THINGS THAT CAN KILL YOUR DREAM

1. Fear

Fear is one of the most significant obstacles that can stop people from pursuing their dreams. Fear of failure, fear of the unknown, fear of rejection, fear of what others might think - all these fears can hold you back and prevent you from taking risks or stepping out of your comfort zone.

2. Lack of focus

If you don't have a clear idea of what you want to achieve, it's difficult to work towards that goal. Without a specific target in mind, you might find yourself wandering aimlessly and lacking the drive to take action.

3. Negative self-talk

The way you talk to yourself can have a profound impact on your ability to pursue your dreams. If you're constantly telling yourself that you're not good enough, or that you'll never make it, you're likely to lose motivation and give up on your aspirations.

4. Lack of perseverance

Achieving your dreams often requires hard work, dedication, and perseverance. If you give up too easily when faced with setbacks or obstacles, you may struggle to make progress towards your goals.

5. Lack of support

Having a strong support system can make a big difference in your ability to achieve your dreams. Surrounding yourself with people who encourage and believe in you can give you the confidence and motivation to keep working towards your goals, even when things get tough.

Thank you for reading 📚 ❤️ 🙏

22/08/2023

"When prayer becomes your habit🙏, Miracles become your lifestyle💃👍 When you go closer to God he also holds you close to him.

22/08/2023

The SCAMS:

1. Send me your CV

2. I will get back to you soon

3. I wish I met you earlier

4. Let’s meet this weekend

5. We are just friends

6. I am with the boys

7. I lost your number

8. Send me fare I come

9. Ebu hang up my boss is calling

10. Gas imeisha

11. I promise I won’t tell anyone

12. You are the most beautiful woman I know

13. I dreamt about you

14. He's like a brother to me

15. I need 2,000 urgently

16. I don’t have a boyfriend

17. We are just together for the kids

18. I want you to give birth for me

19. You don’t trust me?

20. I don’t talk about people

21. Can we take a rain check?

Have a afternoon 🥰

22/08/2023

HABITS THAT DEFINE AN AFRICAN:
(1) Urinating behind the house.

(2) Wife sleeping next to the wall

(3) Keeping brooms behind the door.

(4) When you get rich,people say you have a secret bedroom where noone enters.

(5) When you become old you are suspected to be a witch.

(6) When you take a bath,they will ask you if you are going somewhere.

(7) Keeping some untensils aside specifically for visitors.

(8) Counting pieces of meat to ensure they are served equally.

(9) No natural death occurs in Africa.Your enemy is always the cause.

(10) Counting money after withdrawing from the ATM.

(11) Marrying a beautiful lady is equated to marrying a pr******te.

(12) Removing shoes when walking in the mud and entering the house.

(13) There are some special parts of the chicken meat that are reserved for the husband e.g gizzard.

(14) Buying new clothes when there is a festival

(15) When one is given a microphone,they first blow air into it or tap it with a finger to test whether it is working despite the previous user having used the same microphone.

(16) Sweeping the whole compound even when some parts are not dirty.

(17)Looking left and right when crossing one way road.

(18) Keeping an empty plastic bottle after drinking the water for future use

(19) Reserving a special chair in the house for the husband.

(20).Feeling proud when sitting next to a white person in a bus.

I love Africa 🌍 ❤

22/08/2023

They call us ”The Elderly”
We were born in the 40-50-60’s.
We grew up in the 50-60-70's.
We studied in the 60-70-80's.
We were dating in the 70-80-90's.
We got married and discovered the world in the 70-80-90's.
We venture into the 80-90’s.
We stabilize in the 2000’s.
We got wiser in the 2010’s.
And we are going firmly through and beyond 2020.
Turns out we've lived through EIGHT different decades...
TWO different centuries...
TWO different millennia...
We have gone from the telephone with an operator for long-distance calls to video calls to anywhere in the world.
We have gone from slides to YouTube, from vinyl records to online music, from handwritten letters to email and Whats App.
From live matches on the radio, to black and white TV, colour TV and then to 3D HD TV.
We went to the Video store and now we watch Netflix.
We got to know the first computers, punch cards, floppy disks and now we have gigabytes and megabytes on our smartphones.
We wore shorts throughout our childhood and then long trousers, Oxfords, flares, shell suits & blue jeans.
We dodged infantile paralysis, meningitis, polio, tuberculosis, swine flu and now COVID-19.
We rode skates, tricycles, bicycles, mopeds, petrol or diesel cars and now we drive hybrids or electric.
Yes, we've been through a lot but what a great life we've had!
They could describe us as “exennials”; people who were born in that world of the fifties, who had an analog childhood and a digital adulthood.
We've kind of “Seen-It-All”!
Our generation has literally lived through and witnessed more than any other in every dimension of life.
It is our generation that has literally adapted to “CHANGE”.
A big round of applause to all the members of a very special generation, which will be UNIQUE.
-Author unknown
Keep on keeping on!💞💞💞💞

21/08/2023

LIFE LESSON

1. Don’t lend money to your family. Give it.

2. Never shake a hand while sitting down.

3. Stop telling people more than they need to know.

4. Never eat the last piece of something you didn't buy.

5. Don't throw your friend under the bus to impress someone.

6. Never insult the cooking when you are the guest.

7. Don't use the urinal next to an occupied one.

8. Don't take out your phone during a conversation.

9. Never take credit for work you didn't do.

10. Listen, nod, and most of all make eye contact.

11. Don't make fun of your friend in front of his kids.

12. Never let emotions overpower you.

13. Never beg for a relationship.

14. Dress well no matter what the occasion.

15. Never kick a man when he is already down.

Thank you for reading 📚 ❤️ 🙏

Be blessed 💛💛💚💙

21/08/2023

MEN BE LIKE...

Yaani mimi Sasaa.... ning'ang'ane nikukatie😊 uingie box😊nikue nikikubuyia mazawadi(surprises)😊niende ninunue pete na pesa zangu😊nikuje nikupigie magoti😁niende nisumbue wazee wa kwetu waende kwenu😊wanyenyekee ati wanakuomba😁isitoshe...nirudi kwetu nichukue ngomb'e zetu 😑zenye wazazi wangu wanakamua😑 nipeleke kwenu😊alafu tena nichukue pesa zangu😊 tufanye harusi😊...bas ukuje kwetu penye ulishatoa ngombe zikaenda kwenu😊 ugwame uko ...alafu unakuja mikono tupu tu😂😂😂....uite kwenu...nitengeneze boma uite kwako😂 nijenge nyumba uniambie nitoe viatu ndo niingie kwa nyumba yako😊uchukue jina yangu ya mwisho😂ukule chakula yangu😁alafu isitoshe uzae wengine mkule chakula yangu kapsaa😂😂ukataze ndugu zangu wasikuje kwako(juu si kwangu)ushinde unanigombanisha kwa nyumba yangu😂😂alafu unikataze nisioe mwingne😂ubebe watu wa kwenu wakuje wajae kwangu😂wakule chakula yangu 😂😂uwe uwe......
Kuumbaaf acha nisiendelee....😜🥫🎤🎤💔😜

19/08/2023

Welcome to Kenya 😂😂
-We call every toothpaste COLGATE!
We don't care😂 😂 😂!
We are like that😂 😂 😂!
-We call every insecticide DOOM!
We can't help it😋😋😋!
-We call every detergent omo
It's in our DNA😜😜😛!
-We point at an empty chair and ask “Who's sitting there”?
We are like that🙅🙅
🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️!
We use our mouth and our hand to knock at the same time "koh koh koh" Who's in the house🙅‍♀️
We are just like that.
-When radii⚡ takes Electricity, we go out and, check if it's the whole
street!
We are just like that🙅🙅!
-We use a bar of soap till it looks like a sim card
We don't have a problem🙈🙈🙈!
-We buy something, skip instructions & ask neighbors how it's
used!
We don't care😂🤣!
-We withdraw money from an ATM then count it before walking away.
We don't trust anybody, not even a machine that is made by man😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣.
-We lock the car then try to open it 2 times before walking away!
We are courteous 😂🤣😂🤣🤣.
-We turn off the volume just to smell what's burning,
-We are like that😂🤣😂
-We can't change, the way we are 😂👍
-We are 😂😂🤪kenyans
🏊🏊😂😂😂
When We are inside a bus and the driver takes an unfamiliar route or turn, we all remove our ear phones to see clearly 😂😂😂.

We are Africans😂😂😂😂😂😀

19/08/2023

WOMEN
18yrs--- I don't date broke men
20yrs--- I don't date ugly guys
24yrs--- pregnant
25yrs--- My child..my everything
27yrs--- I love the woman am becoming
29yrs--- men are good though we don't fall in the right hands
30yrs--- we don't go for appearance.. we need peace and stability
32yrs--- only a mature man can love you the way you're
35yrs--- hello Gidi na Ghost ..Ni Brenda from Rongai, a mother of two natafuta bwana atanioa anipenda na anionyeshe mapenzi na watoto wangu wawili.. please help
40yrs--- Nkipata mtu tu ata k**a hana kitu Bora tu ako na nyumba namkwamilia
42yrs--- Hello pastor Ezekiel ..nataka Nyota ya ndoa ,niombee please
Pastor Ezekiel: Hauna Nyota dada
🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂

15/08/2023

It's impossible to predict your next thought

15/08/2023

Nowadays experience is more important than paper qualifications 🤔🤔

02/08/2023

Lonely people always take longer shower do you know why?

Hello  there  friends,,how is your  Sunday evening going? If you  are only,just  comment 'FOLLOW " because I  wanna foll...
30/07/2023

Hello there friends,,how is your Sunday evening going? If you are only,just comment 'FOLLOW " because I wanna follow back

27/07/2023

Follow me I Follow you👇👇

27/07/2023

Hacked online platforms in Kenya

1. KPLC tokens hacked
2. ECitizen
3. Safaricom Mpesa app
4. MySafaricom App
5. Safaricom USSD,
6. KPLC USSD
7. Mshwari
8. KCB Mpesa
9. Bank to Mpesa.

A man decided to bake a  cake 🎂 that resembles him for his birthday🎂. He choose a chocolate and brown 🍫 colour to make i...
15/07/2023

A man decided to bake a cake 🎂 that resembles him for his birthday🎂. He choose a chocolate and brown 🍫 colour to make it look exactly like him everyone enjoyed how tasty and yummy 😋 it was .

Here is the cake wueeh...🎂......

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