Ndege

28/03/2024

23/10/2023

If i were the president, i could have unmondayed all Mondays..

03/07/2023

Nko matatu nkienda tao naskia msupa anaongea na simu anaambia chali yake k**a matako ni muhimu sana kwa ii rlship tumia zako🤪

23/06/2023

Sijui redio yangu imepata shida gan naifungua alaf inasema Bluetooth mouth

18/06/2023

🤣🤣forth years nipee connections nipate aka kakeja...tukodi na nani?

17/06/2023

Woiyee...kenya

11/06/2023

I thought I heard, untill I heard Mluhya akiambia bibi yake, "Mama Naliaka, Sasa inama k**a mtu anachinja kuku 🐔"😒😒😒

09/06/2023

Wakisii nyinyi...tunawacheki..

08/06/2023

Apart from Elephant🐘 and Goat 🐐 which other animal can fly?

05/06/2023

Respect your elders manze...we sacrificed alot for your success.

04/06/2023

Mama raised no fool.

04/06/2023

Once in no way out

04/06/2023

Huyu mtoto apewe babake

30/05/2023

A journey of miles normally starts with a single foot step. ... siku

29/05/2023

MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER
Time: 2Hrs 30MINS
INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS.
ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS.

Q1. You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20 marks)

Q2. You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to another guy. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. (20 marks)

Q3. (For Boys) You're dating around 5 girls and every girl is demanding for a Samsung S22 ultra and an iPhone 14 pro max
(a) Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones. (15marks)
(b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5marks)

Q4. You are dating other peoples' sisters yet you don't want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in your Thinking Capacity. (20 marks)

Q5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a vegetable trader, your combined household income is less than K10,000. Your daughter who is on O'level vacation is using iPhone 14 pro max and Samsung S22 ultra both worth K67,000 Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks)

Q6. (For girls) You're a girl and you have dated 8 guys with hard labor, use the law of deminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks)

Q7. You can't give your wife K1,000 for hair salon, but you spend over K7,000 in bars and restaurants. Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity' and madness! take π=3.142(20 marks)

BEST OF LUCK! Mwenye atapata akuje inbox for a gift,,,,,,,,,

DRAFTED BY::::Ndege Dag

27/05/2023

Tochaya monto

27/05/2023

Cheka ukisonga

27/05/2023

Unga waaah

07/05/2023

Kisii siami,,,,