TV 254

14/06/2024

12/06/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Clementine Mutheu, Mary Rugah

11/06/2024

🤣🤣🤣🤣 k**a mbaya mbaya.....

10/06/2024

Bass maneno ndo hiyoo.....Hon Salasya cheza kiwewe

09/06/2024

Ndege si ya ma! aa!🤣🤣🤣

09/06/2024

🤣🤣🤣kuna nn

06/06/2024

Ndio hii maneno

06/06/2024

No Reggae fan can pass without saying RIP to Njambi Koikai

06/06/2024

05/06/2024

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04/06/2024

Kulingana na maoni yako wewe unafikiria huyu jamaa anaimba wimbo gani?🤣🤣🤣

04/06/2024

I visited a pharmacy yesterday and told the pharmacist to give me a condom that am going to my girlfriend's place for dinner and I think I might get Lucky.!,

He gave me one and I paid for it, as I was about to leave, I turned and asked him for another one that my girlfriend's sister is very beautiful and curvy too, I told him she always crosses her legs in provocative manner every time she sees me, I think I may strike luck there too,

He gave me another one and I paid for it, as I was about leaving the pharmacy again, I turned back and said :

"Give me one more condom, my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute. When she sees me, she always makes eye contact and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting me to make a move."

During Dinner, I sat with my girlfriend on the left, her sister on the right, and their mum facing me,

When my girlfriend's dad walked in, I lowered my head and started the dinner prayer, "Dear Lord bless this dinner and thank you for all you have given us...... 10 minutes after, am still praying........Lord I thank you for your kindness.....,

Another 10 minutes passed and am still praying, keeping my head down, very close to the table,
They all looked at each other surprised, my girlfriend was even more surprised than others, she gets close to me and whispers :

"I didn't know you're so religious"

I replied :
I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!.😳🙆🏾‍♂️😆

04/06/2024

Kuuliza swali ni bure,kujibiwa ni bure,lakini kupata screen protector ndio pesaaaaa.

Karibun customer

31/05/2024

The newly constructed Masinde Muliro stadium is ready to host Madaraka Celebrations.

31/05/2024

UPDATE: Kenya Power will be barred from disconnecting customers over disputed bills.

This move by the EPRA aims to protect consumers from unfair disconnections and reconnection fees

31/05/2024

😃😃😃😃😃

30/05/2024

President the Observer.....

30/05/2024

KENYAN TRIBES.

1. Kalenjin
Has one Wife
Has one girlfriend
But he loves his wife the most.

2. Kikuyu
Has one wife
Has one girlfriend
But he loves his girlfriend the most.

3. Maasai
Nine wives
One girlfriend
He loves his cows the most

4. Somali
Four wives
No girlfriend
Loves his miraa the most

5. Teso
Has one wife
One girlfriend
But he loves the house maid the most.

6. Luhya
Has two wives
Has two girlfriends
He loves the wives’ sisters the most.

7.Taita.
One wife
2 girlfriends
He loves his beer🍺 the most.

8. Luo
Has 4 wives
Has 4 girlfriends
He loves his neighbours wife the most.

9. Kamba
Has one, two, three wives
Has several girlfriends
He loves the barmaid the most.

10. Kisii/Meru
One wife
Many girl friends
He will beat them all

📸 courtesy

29/05/2024

Imebaki 3 weeks Facebook waanze kulipa kila mtu. Leteni hizo pages tufanye promotion follow for follow back

Uki follow comment done 💯

29/05/2024

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29/05/2024

🤔Timba XO: Kapseret Residents Demand Closure of Oscar Sudi's Club, Claim It's Near School

26/05/2024

A sign of growth is not allowing someone's bad mood to affect your good mood.

19/05/2024

Mm hta sisemi forehead naona macho tu 😜🙄

19/05/2024

We can do anything to make Learners understand. Creativity is what makes you an excellent teacher. CBC....

19/05/2024

Ilikua nishuke but sina haraka tena acha bado ni safiri 😂

19/05/2024

With Kenyans on Whatsapp – I just got recognised as one of their rising fans! 🎉

17/05/2024

Me in a public toilet......

10/05/2024

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