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29/08/2022

Le general papa Atwoli treating himself to cool rumba music, after voting for his preferred candidate for governor in Kakamega.

14/07/2022

One cold morning State makes a call to Kenyatta University, "Hey, this is the State....I just drove along Thika Road and I noticed you have too much land. We want a ritoo very urgently for kasamsing.."

The University Council lead by Prof. Shem Migot Adholla resists. The State calls back, "Mboys, you're sacked! Sacked and banned from being seen anywhere near the facility..."

State makes another call to one Prof. Chrispus Kiamba; "Habari ya asubuhi Professor? Umekunywa chai? This is State; Close your eyes...fungua...surpriiiiise...you're the new Kenyatta University Council Chairman and you should run there immediately, it's urgent."

"No, thank you..don't want disturbance of the head...." Chrispus Kiamba responds.

Goal Goal. Kenya mambo ni mengi masaa ndio machache.

14/07/2022

"William Ruto is an enemy of WOMEN. Why do you use women as an insult on your fellow men? I just want to know when he says a man is like a woman, how did he know that? Did he go to his house and request to see how he is? What kind of a man is he? Why is he insulting women? He is an enemy of women, enemy to his own mother, daughter and sisters. That is why he went for his fellow thief he can't stand women"

~ Charity Kaluki Ngilu ~

14/07/2022

Today's News headlines;

12/07/2022

High court judge Justice Anthony Mrima has quashed a petition challenging the authenticity of senator Johnson Sakaja's degree certificate due to lack of evidence.The judge indicated that the independent electoral and boundaries commission (IEBC) did not err in clearing Sakaja .He avered that it's the responsibility of the litigants t to prove the allegations they forward to the court.

12/07/2022

IEBC declares the incumbent women representative for Kericho county ,Beatrice Kemei as elected unopposed.

12/07/2022

How IEBC will identify voters at the polling station :

☆Primary roll will be a digital register.

☆Voters will be required to produce ID cards or passports.

☆Any of the fingers will be placed on the KIEMS kit scanner.

☆If biometric identification fails,ID or passport number will be entered on the device.
details of the voter will pop up.

☆The clerck will then check the screen to confirm that the voter and the image displayed are the same.

☆If the kit fails,a spare one will be used.

☆All KIEMS kits will have SD cards with voter register.
internet is not a requirement for the kits to function.

02/11/2021

The Enhanced Continuous Voter Registration exercise to proceed till further notice, says IEBC.

28/09/2021

"I pity the next president who's going to take over,he is Will take over a country that is broke and which has been physically mismanaged" Hon Ndindi Nyoro, Kiharu MP.

28/09/2021

Former IEBC CEO Ezra Simiyu Chiloba appointed Director General of the Communications Authority of Kenya (CAK) for a term of 4years.

26/09/2021

26/09/2021

What do we call this?

23/09/2021

Hundreds of Malian Patriots demonstrated in favour of the Military regime of Colonel Assimi Goita.The protesters called out the foreign powers for meddling in the internal affairs of a sovereign State.Mali's Military government is confronted with unprecedented international criticism following recent reports of the Military regime's plan of hiring private mercenaries from Wagner Group,Russia. France, Estonia ,and Germany have threatened to pull out their soldiers from Mali in the case that the mercenaries enter Mali.

23/09/2021

That Kenyan men are the most faithful in Africa,research says

23/09/2021

The criminal file containing documents challenging the prosecution of former CS for Treasury and Finance Henry Rotich in the Kimwarer and Arror dam projects has vanished from the High Court Registry at Milimani, Nairobi.
The case had been listed for a mention on Monday 20Th before Judge Antony Mrima but failed to proceed owing to file's mysterious dissappearence from the registry.The matter had to be temporarily deferred for the file to be located but by noon when court session resumed, it had not been found.
According to the Kenyan deported lawyer and Canadian barrister Dr. Miguna MigunaDr. Miguna Miguna Miguna Miguna ,Rotich had implicated former AG,Githu Muigai ,and former solicitor general, Njee Muturi.
Henry Rotich who hails from Uasin Gishu county has made clear his intentions to vie for the county's gubernatorial sit in the next year's general elections.

23/09/2021

Police officers spotted at Roysambu Manning Isaach Ngugi's bedsitter residence.Ngugi has just been appointed as nominated senator to fill up the position which fell vacant following the demise of Victor Prengei.

23/09/2021

What a cake!

21/09/2021

What went wrong?Moi university,a premier academic institution in Kenya has been declared as bankrupt by the Auditor general!

18/09/2021

17/09/2021

UPDATE:
Retired prime minister Hon Raila Amolo Odinga arrived in Mombasa this evening for the Azimio la Umoja Pwani tour scheduled for tomorrow.Raila, who's also the ODM party leader was received by the Member of Parliament for Mvita Hon.Abdulswamad Shariff Nassir.

17/09/2021

Murumbe secondary school teachers in Embu county have been subjected to medical arrest in school class rooms after a form one student allegedly added Vi**ra to staffroom tea.
According to the reports,a student identified as Jennifer Ndwiga added Vi**ra to teachers' tea following her punishment on Thursday afternoon.
A manhunt to her has been launched after she disappeared from school.

17/09/2021

ODM's Presidential candidate hopeful Jimmy Wanjigi's convoy was pelted with stones while he was in Migori on a popularisation tour of Nyanza region.

17/09/2021

Lawyer Esther Ang'awa files suit challenging replacement of 8_4_4 education system with CBC system,citing economic burden and inadequate public participation.

17/09/2021

Guinnea's military junta is expected to complete talks with civil society groups today on a way forward for the country.This comes a day after ECOWAS imposed sanctions on the West African country.The chairperson of ECOWAS ,Nana Akufo Ado,who is also the president of Ghana is due to travel to Conakry to demand for the release of the deposed president Alpha Conde . Your take on this?

17/09/2021

Residents of Busia and Bungoma counties rush to the the neighbouring country Uganda for cheaperfuel.Petrol retails at Ksh.110 per litre in Uganda, ksh.30 less than it does in Kenya.

31/08/2021

Education CS George Magoha says most universities and colleges are not ready for reopening, adds that they will remain closed until January 2021.

Magoha said that multi-agency teams will map out the country to ensure teachers offer community service lessons on values to learners under an arrangement similar to the Nyumba Kumi framework.

Magoha: "TSC will issue guidelines on the new plan that will come at no cost to parents."

Photo: Ministry of Education-Kenya

31/08/2021

The bill to lower the interest rate on HELB loans for college and university students was to day rejected by Kenyan parliamentarians on the floor of the August house.