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01/07/2021

🥳,,,,,birthday edition
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30/06/2021

Nime unfriend all my fb friends coz ni watu fake
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29/06/2021

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28/06/2021

Crazy Monday 😂😂😂
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27/06/2021

Only for genius break that memes😂

27/06/2021

Am back from vasha
K**a nliacha dem yako go for her gari yangu haina space

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26/06/2021

26/06/2021

Naivasha edition🔥🔥🔥🔥
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25/06/2021

😍 SCHOOL BOY😍
(Romance🥰💫)

EPISODE 2
Wakuu Sasa tukaambiwa tushuke stadium haga ichemshwe ikue Moto kushinda jiko😭 wakaanza na johnte wakamchemsha hadi nikaingiza njeve hadi nikaanza kusoma charts kwa ukuta to avoid seeing a copy of what's going to happen to me 😥 johnte alitandikwa haga k**a tandarua ungedhani jamaa anatoka kwa tailor gaidi ilinyoroshwa ikanyoroka k**a mnyororo huku hako mavumbi,,😂.
Ikafika Sasa turn yangu mkuu nichemshwe haga k**a soup,, nilikuwa nimeingisha hadi najiambia tu nikitoka hii theatre naishia direct Kenyatta hospital 😂mkuu nikalimwa k**a shamba tuk**alizana na kukatwa kibutcher man🥺.

Stadium ikarudshwa form principal akatuandikia barua ya kupelekea wazazi ✉ unfortunately mkuu nilipigwa expulsion 😭 after hio nugu johnte kuniwekelea I was the one who motivated him to go and steal as if nilimshika mikono nikampeleka akafanye theft kigaidi😓,,hio day niliogopa hadi kwenda home juu mbuyu ni umeme ya stima yenyewe😢huyo atanitoa ngozi k**a butcher man,,nilikaa nje hadi magizaa nikaingia home ma late hours nikapata mzae na mathe hapo sitting room kazi ni moshene tu😁,,

Mom:wewe kijana hata nikukataze kuingia hapa usiku hausikiangi 😤ona sasa vile uko mavumbi k**a mtu ametoka kuchimba kisima.

Dad: kijana na hio ni barua umeshika kwa mkono ama ni mm ndo niko mavitu mama kifenko hebu chukua hio barua na usome na nguvu😤.

Mathe akachukua hio letter akasoma k**a mtu anasomea congregation ya watu😩mzae aliamka akanishika tie akanibeba juujuu k**a nyama kwa hunger akaniona bare😰akanirudisha chini akatoa belt mkuu nikatendewa unyama i was very weak like an injured cat mkuu nilikuwa mauchungu k**a mumama hako maternity anazaa 😭 my dad was beating me like a criminal my mom had to intervene 😔,,niliambia mathe hata k**a ni shule wacha ikae I stayed home for two weeks nikajaribu mjengo karibu nivunjike nikaachana nayo😞 nikajaribu kutafta job ingine but sikupata 😞 so I had no other choice but to stay at home mzae akanichomoa kwa boma yake😭I went to live with my aunt who promised to take me to school if I promised to change☺️,, after like one week mkuu nilikuwa nimerudi daro kucheza na book na pen ,,,nilipata wasee kwa hio chuo mgeni wamesonga na notes so I had a tonne of notes to copy😟,, kijana pandemic nilikuwa nimeekwa katikati ya madem wawili ☺️mkuu nikaamua kusorora class kwanza Kona flani hapo nikasorora dem flani huyo anakaa gaidi 😂dem backbencher bro don't f**k with her,, she can kill yuh🤣hapo mbele nikasorora dem flani Mali safi🥰,, but juu I was new hao madem wawili walidai hatuwezi kaa pamoja na hatujuani I introduced myself but before hata wao waji introduce kwangu tulisikia sauti mzito kwa widow "that middle column all of you find yourself on the ground nyinyi ndo mnajua kupiga kelele 😠 "...... TBC
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25/06/2021

😍 SCHOOL BOY😍
(Romance🥰💫)
(season premiere🌞)
Episode 1

Acha Sasa turudi nyuma Kiac kijana pandemic nikiwa chuo form one 🤣 nikiwa gaidi underwater submarine ✊ Sina kalamu na umekaa vibaya karibu na mm nakuekea kwanza ungeficha chakula kwa locker nani kwanza ovacado mbaka nivunje lock I never joke with food😂ukinikuja vibaya tunaita Mozart na betika tuna place bet na tunaingia uwanja kucheza kiwrestling😏 I remember there was this one time jamaa wa form four alinipatanga kwa queue ya food pale gaidi ikanitupa inje na kwanza ilikuwa siku ya mchele😭 bahati mzuri mwalimu alimcheki jamaa akaambiwa magoti ilambe sakafu🛐 but mkuu nilikuwa determined kufanya my revenge huwezi ni monolize nikiona 😤so stakeholders wa form one na form four wakaplace bet🤣mkuu nililima jamaa k**a shamba haijamea nyasi sura ya jamaa ilkuwa imejaa k**a KDF 😬,, bazenga reba singekosa stomach comes first😂 round 1 naenda na shati ,narudi nachukua windbreaker kisha nafungisha Mchezo na na sweater achana na hii weak generation 🤣uko na mask yet you can't go for reba shame on you 😂.
Sasa kuna day Mimi na beshte yangu johnte tuliamua ku dodge chuo twende tukafanye robbery ya maembe 🌚 tulikuwa tumepewa fununu kuna farm flani hapo karibu na chuo mambo sio mabaya😁wakuu tulifika tukapata garden of Eden kazi ni kumwaga tu mate🥭wakuu tukakanyanga wire tukaingia upande wa ndani😎 tukajiseti upande wa juu Kila mtu na mti wake hakuna kushare🤣mabazenga tulidish tukashiba tuka polute the air hio tunaita gaseous exchange bana mti imenipea maembe so am providing it with carbon dioxide don't be selfish🤣,,,masaa za kuchomoka ndo Sasa tuliona kivumbi mwenye shamba kumbe alikuwa ametucheki 🧐Sasa tukaanza mguu niponye 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️ johnte kilikuwa kimejazaa mifuko na maembe zingine kwa sweater na gaidi haitaki kuwacha🤣namwambia tupa anajifanya kichwa ngumu😒ikafika pahali jamaa akachoka wakanasa jangili🤣 mkuu naye kijiti ikanitega ikanitupa underground nikaroll kwa vumbi nikaamka mbio k**a nimetoka unyoya huku niko mavumbi mbaya😒 but mkuu niliweza kuhepa they can't k**ata me🤣✊.
Nilifika chuo nikaishia kwa toilet kwanza nikingojea lesson I die harufu nilivuta Hadi tumbo ikajaa😒 after lesson kuisha nikaishia class kufika tu kwa mlango
Kila mtu class akapasua kicheko🤣juu ya vile bazenga nilikuwa mavumbi niliingia class kwanza nikapanguza vumbi na nikajiseti fiti class as if nothing as happened😌.
Lunch time tukiwa kwa queue tuliona tu track flani hapo hivi imechapa ikidunda chuo kidogo kale ka mkulima kakashuka na johnte 😂maskini kamefungwa na mnyororo ya mbwa mikono huku kanainuliwa haga Hadi kanatembelea vidole ya mguu k**a stool ya bar😂,, bazenga nilikuwa nimetetemeka yangu yote nahofia johnte anaweza chemshwa haga k**a supu anitaje😧,,baada ya like 20 minutes hivi kulitumanishwa jamaa aniite ati principal anadai kuniona hiyo ni kifo😭 mkuu nilitaka kuhepa na niende kabisa nisiwahi onekana hio chuo tena lakini nika gain courage niakaenda kwa "iko nini k**a mbaya mbaya'🤨 kufika huko kumbe jambazi Bado haijaniseti😁.

Principal: Nicholas I want you to get me twenty good Canes ,, and if you impress me I might buy you a skadi😁.

Mkuu kusikia hivo nikaendea vitu fine thank you 😂marungu hata sio viboko ,, kufika nikaambiwa "good boy"kidogo nikaambiwa nisongeze meza zote kando na niite walimu wote gaidi ikatwe haga kibutcher man😂na chizi johnte kijamaa kina smile instead of praying for the heavens to save him😅 after nimeita walimu ati Sasa bazenga naishia kisha class nikamulikwa Kofi na principal Hadi nikaona Giza😭"kijana kneel down"...... TBC

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22/06/2021

Weeh lazima mnge nicall eti mbona sipost..?😂😂
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22/06/2021

Certified

19/06/2021

Football is very funny. You'll hear a guy without food at home saying we bought Fernandez at 70 million Euros. 🙄🙄

19/06/2021

When *Sweden* and *Denmark* play each other, the letters that are used for the two teams are *SWE V DEN* *(Sweden)* and the remaining letters which are not used are *DEN* and *MARK* ( *Denmark)* . Very soon wisdom will kill me
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19/06/2021

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18/06/2021

Ni weekend imefika na tunafurahia na 30 crazy memes auta kifenko memes
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18/06/2021

K**a unataka meme na picha yako
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17/06/2021

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15/06/2021

My posts will confuse you 😴 youll think am in love 😍later on you'll think am single , one moment you'll think am heart broken until you learn to mind your own business 🤞🤞

14/06/2021

Start your week in style
30 crazy memes🔥🔥🔥
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