Calvibes 254

19/11/2023

Never lie to a man because he's going to find out anyway.
Most men investigate better than Police officers.🙄😏

16/11/2023

30/10/2023

KPSEA candidates take 20mins to do exams and the remaining 40mins to arrange and rearrange mathematical instruments 📐 in the set 😜😜🙆‍♂️

22/10/2023

Kitambo nilidhani woofer ni ya kuskiza ngoma..🙄😂🤣

14/10/2023

Marrying a woman weighing more than 70kgs is polygamy😁😹🤣

13/10/2023

Love is not about age
Love is not about rich or poor
But love is about respect, care, support and understanding.❣️🥰

11/10/2023

If marriage was based on wealth, billionaires could not divorce.💯

11/10/2023

Dear Airtel, Kuna watu hukopa credo alafu waki recharge wanatumia haraka kabla muikate😊 Kindly increase speed ya kuikata k**a Safaricom😹🤣🤣🏃🏃

11/10/2023

How to measure your child's IQ indigenously!!!

Bibi akianza kupika Chapo, chukuwa ya kwanza na upatie mtoto. Akimaliza kukula mwambie aende alale utamuamsha chapati zikiiva.
Don't wake the kid up, wacha kalale mpake asubui. In the morning akiamka, patia yeye Ugali na chai, Ukiskia amekuuliza "Baba kwani chapo ziko wapi" huyo mtoto IQ iko juu, peleka yeye Turi group of school.
Na ukiona ako hesitant na akuambie "Baba jana niliota tumepika chapo" huyo IQ itakua average peleka yeye Mirema academy atleast ajifunze kizungu yenye anaweza argue na mzungu.
Lakini ukiona kameuma ugali na kak**aliza bila kukumbuka kitu, jua tu huyo IQ iko negative k**a Wanjala C Dennis, hapana haribu pesa yako bure, Peleka yeye Kabuyefwe CDF Pri. hadi class 3 ajifunze kuhesabu pesa then straight hadi kolongolo polytechnic akafanye welding. 😂

09/10/2023

Ushawai notice shimo likianza kwa barabara huwa ndogo, vile magari mengi yanaendelea kupita hapo ndivyo linazidi kuwa kubwa, baadaye likishakuwa kubwa magari huanza kulihepa yakifuata kando🤦🤦🤦🤦
K**a hujaelewa then wewe si mkenya😂😂😂 ladies kwanza🤪🤪

08/10/2023

Kila nyumba hukua na that one kid mwenye akijipakulia chakula unaskia ameambiwa "Na ujue wenzako hawajakula"...😂😂😂😁

08/10/2023

Nimetingiza relationship ya nani ju kuna 1 bob nilitumiwa saa saba usiku
🤣🤗💔

05/10/2023

Unashangaa mbona unakauka mdomo kumbe Kuna mtu anakumezea mate
😁🤣🤣

02/10/2023

Mamiondoko😂😂
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02/10/2023

Wakati wenzako wanatoka sleepover na shopping, 🛒🎉 Wewe unatoka sleepover na panty🩲 baridi kwa handbag... 🤣🤣💔
Okoka tu dada😁

29/09/2023

Before upanue mdomo ati uwezi oa dem ako na mtoto, first confirm k**a uko fertile bro😂😆

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27/09/2023

Nimeingia bathroom Kuoga 😕Nikakumbuka Mathew chapter 8 tulioshwa na damu ya Yesu, nikavaa nguo na nikatoka
😁😁🤓

24/09/2023

Lakini hawa kunguni nini huwasumbua jameni🤣🤣🤣😆💔

22/09/2023

Sasa Mbona iitwe Church van badala ya kaNISANI?
🙄🤣💔🤌🏃

16/09/2023

Zimeni data kias,nataka kufanya usafi hapa fb

15/09/2023

Tukiwa Form 4, kuna huyu modee ya Bio alikua anapenda kutuonyesha sample za practicals through simu yake (IPHONE)📱😋 So siku Moja alikuja class k**a kawaida akapeana simu yake ipite round tuone,, After kupita round moja alirudishiwa Neon Ray akafaint😹🤣😂😂.

15/09/2023

Umeenda kwa wenyewe, usiku unalala na boxer kwa kiti kuamka late unapata wakikunywa chai kando yako😂😂😂💔

10/09/2023

Ulikuwa umri gani ulipogundua neno HOSPITAL ni ufupisho wa House Of Sick People Including Treatment And Labour?😁😁😄

08/09/2023

Never rush for s*x in a relationship atleast wait for 6 minutes 😹😆🤔🤷🏽‍♂️

31/08/2023

Sometimes God brings back your ex to just confirm whether you're still an idiot!!😆😅😬

31/08/2023

Nakupigia simu hushiki 🥺Unadhani nataka kukuambia turudiane🤤...nimeona mamako na Crocks zangu nazitaka!!😥🙄🙄😿

28/08/2023

Unaibia mtu simu alafu unapata alikua ameweka 1000/- kwa cover ❣️❣️😂😂😂😂

27/08/2023

SORRY is just a simple word but carries a lot.. most of us haven't realized the big secret behind this commonly ignored word😇💯💫
May the Almighty be our eye opener🙏💖

27/08/2023

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Niliacha kukaa kwa corner pale kwa darasa juu mwalimu alikuwa anapenda kutuambia ati "Exam is around the corner ..na Mimi sikukuwa napenda exams 💔🤣😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙈

26/08/2023

Mi ata nipigwe k**a mwizi☝️🙄sitawai acha kusoma texts za watu kwa mat, 😲🙆‍♂️😂K**a huyu naona anasema hawezimek ananyesha 🥱😂