14/08/2023
Alright... I know most of us have lost there IDs once or twice, some, like me probably way too many times. So now you have to go to the huduma centre, do the queues. Not a very attractive affair, which unfortunately as we speak I'm going through the gruesome process . Makes you swear on whichever providence you subscribe to "I'm never loosing this one again" now I won't say that " wallahi sipotezi id tena" today but I'll give you reasons why I wish I'm not coming back.
1. That long line that's outside the centre.
Those who know me well know I have vampire like features. I literally melt in the sun. A little sun and I'm sweating litres by the minute. Not a good photo
2. The staff there will literally annoy you: You'd think they are doing it deliberately. As you know you have to go through several processes so imagine uko Kwa line ya kwanza alafu msee aende lunch. Am waanze udaku. Dang
3. You can't even make friends: For a place that's flocking with an array of different people. Young, old, attractive, semi attractive and for the sake of not being cancelled by the netizans, the rest, you can't even pick up a girl let alone have a conversation that doesn't involve (hii line ni ya kuenda wapi, kwani huyo mama ameenda,aki wako slow) these we agree are not pick up lines like there are no follow ups for them aje....? Even the prettier looking staff at huduma centre are either busy, not friendly or maybe seing a senior executive in the premises 😂😂.
With that said I'm probably hanging my ID on my neck next time like the zombie like workers at huduma centre I'm seing right now
Dueces fam
