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29/12/2023

Madam boss 🥲

16/12/2023

Moh , Maurine 🥰🥰🥰

15/12/2023

Waaah 😄😄😄

14/12/2023

this is Lexy jabulani 🥰🥰🥰 mlisema becks aende na junior ama Tito 🥰🥰

21/08/2023

Yaani mimi k**a admin nafaint kwa duka yako unanipea maji, kwani akuna soda

19/08/2023

Aty mnasema mtu anapata jiko alf vijana wadogo wanaanza kuota🤔🤔🙄

15/08/2023

Nairobi is beautiful

10/08/2023

10/07/2023

Goodmorning, ,
Follow this page plz,

02/05/2023

Dont attend todays demonstrations if you love yourself

24/04/2023

Woman in kitengela stubs his child and eats inner body parts😔😔😓😓this is very sad

24/04/2023

The real eulogy😂😂🤣🤣

24/04/2023

SAD NEWS -DEATH IN CHURCH

This is Betty, a high flying air hostess who quit her 11-year job, sold her land for a whopping 7 million, and donated it ALL to the Malindi cult leader Pastor Paul Mackenzie. But that's not all... she then decided to fast after being promised that she would meet Jesus! 😇

But the story takes a tragic turn when Betty's son Jason allegedly died while fasting with his grandparents while she was away working in Qatar. Devastated by the news, Betty returned to Kenya for the burial but disappeared soon after.

Her sister from Umoja, Nairobi claims that Betty left an emotional letter to her husband before leaving, hinting that she may never return. 😢

What happened next will shock you! Betty sold all her belongings, packed up her kids, and headed to Malindi after hearing from a friend that they were all going to meet Jesus on the 8th of April. 😮

But did Betty really meet Jesus? What happened to her after that? The mystery remains unsolved..
Be careful family, and again be a prayer warrior usifall kwa trap ya fake pastors

24/04/2023

Kanairo usiwai shukia hii place, chil ady ufikishwe town

04/04/2023

TIPS OF HOW TO SURVIVE IN NAIROBI CITY
1. Don't go to downtown if you dont have to.
2. If you move into a new house, use two padlocks no matter how of good quality they are.
3. Ukitembea tao uskie mtu amesema "oya oya" dont turn just move to the side.
4. When boarding a mat, check the condition of your window..thats where your phone might exit from.
5. No one should pray for you on the streets regardless of your situation in life.
6. Chapati will always be 10bob, Smokie 25bob, mayai 20bob.
7. Afya Center..don't even stop to swallow your saliva, pita ukikimbia. Walk mercilessly! And if you have hips,use them to pave way for yourself! . Elbows pia ni weapons... Unapita ukienda bila kuangalia nyuma.If someone hits you as you walk along the streets,hit them back because no one apologizes for such mistakes in this ciry!!
8. If you feel lost just go to Archives, you will pick your bearing from there.
9. Incase someone drops anything Infront of you ,don't pick ,run like your life depends on it. Hata ukiitwa siste siste ,achana nayo.
10. Instead of going to kanjo washrooms, just get into Ushirika house, tell the guards you are going to office 24, it is actually a washroom labeled by mistake or If you are pressed, ingia Hilton, Stanley, Norwich union etc ..confidence is key here..Kuna free parking Serena..play like yourself though..
11. Wakati wa mvua usinyeshewe K**a mimea Hapo kwa corridors, get in Supermarkets watch news from 85" Samsung Screen.Fanya window shopping hata k**a hununui kitu
Confidence ndio muhimu. Be smart nani!!
12. Don't bargain on everything..the trick is, the quality will keep reducing as the price goes down.
13.Avoid eye contact na hawker especially ukiwa traffic jam. Otherwise you've already signed a purchase contract.
14.When tired under scorching sun in town, don't go to Archives or Hilton. Just go to KCB KENCOM, pick a bank ticket and sit there the whole day. You will have a great rest.
15.Whatever you buy, must be packaged in front of you

01/04/2023

Follow this page lets hit 1k followers

14/03/2023

Utafutwa kazi peke yako😂

27/02/2023

The Nairobi City County Government hereby announces the following internship Opportunities: 👉🏾Application Deadline: 3rd March 2023 Apply Here: https://lnkd.

27/02/2023

Kazi hizi hapaa

VACANCIES / RECRUITMENT OF FOREST RANGER, FOREST ASSISTANT AND FORESTER POSITIONS The Kenya Forest Service (KFS) is a State Corporation established under the Forest Conservation and Management Act (FCMA), 2016. The mandate of KFS is to protect, conserve and sustainably manage forest resources for...

22/02/2023

DONKEY MEAT SOLD TO CITY RESIDENTS IMPOUNDED

Detectives have arrested two suspects who were found slaughtering donkeys at a thicket in Ndeiya, Kiambu County and recovered over 30 fresh carcasses of the animal.

Patrick Muiruri, 29 and Elizabeth Wangeci, 32, were arrested and two vehicles used in the transportation of the flesh in gunny bags impounded.

This followed a raid at the scene of the slaughter located at an open field within a thicket in Rwasumali village, where the beast of burden is slaughtered before finding its way to butcheries and meat spots in the city.

After slaughtering the animals, the unscrupulous traders extract boneless meat from the animal’s carcass which is sold to meat lovers in the city exorbitantly, disguised as beef fillet and other boneless chops.

No flesh is left to waste as the traders also package the donkey intestines, kidneys and other internal organs which are sold to outlets dealing in popular roadside delicacy Mutura, supu and matumbo.

The raid follows numerous complains by residents in Limuru and its environs on disappearance of donkeys which detectives have since established find their way to the the dinner tables of hapless city residents.

The two suspects are currently in custody at Ndeiya police station being processed for arraignment.

02/02/2023

Hawa watu wawili mwingine ni who juu mimi ni mmoja

30/01/2023

I follow back instantly, post your page nafollow teketeke bora u follow back

30/01/2023

17 TYPES OF GIRLS YOU MUST USE A CONDOM ON
1.if she has a tattoo...Use a Condom🍆
2.if she drinks beer...Condom🍆
3.if she turns off her phone when she is with you... Condom🍆
4.if she is the first to take your shirt off...Condom🍆
5.if she has short dyed or spread hair...Double Condom🍆
6.if she doesn't ask for condom...my brother use 3 Condom🍆
7.if she doesn't sigh when you touch her...Use Condom🍆
8.if she wear tight jeans...my brother Condom🍆
9.if she lives alone...Condom please🍆
10.if she works in a hair salon bar...4 Condom🍆
11.if she wears a g_string...Condom🍆
12.if she has stretch marks on her boobs...My Brother CONDOM🍆
13.if she wears beads on the hip...My Brother Double The Condom🍆
14.if she has a lot of male friends on Facebook...my guy put a condom
15.if she support an influential politicians and want to do politics...Condom🍆
16.if she has a ring on her nose and piercing ... Double The Condom Bro🍆
17.if she likes to say that all men are the same...Put Condom please🍆
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29/01/2023

At the age of 18 - 26

1. Never propose to a woman.

2. Never tell a woman you 'love her'.

3. Never commit. - on anything. S*x, money, attention. Actually, attention is your golden currency. Don't give it freely to women.

4. Never waste your time chatting with women on WhatsApp. Time is your resource. Value it.

5. Approach many women. The more you approach, the more you learn the game and bulletproof yourself against rejection and oneitis.

6. Use a condom. A pregnant woman is the property of the state. The state can mess with your future.

7. Date one woman at a time. Don't be promiscuous but refer to numbers 1, 2, and 3 above.

8. Never introduce any woman to your parents until you are ready to marry.

9. Never date a woman older than you. Never date a slut. Don't have s*x with prostitutes.

10. Never send fare. Save that money by buying shares in the stock market.

BONUS: Never date a fat woman. Respect yourself.
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24/01/2023

Rest in peace prof. George magoha

24/01/2023

Death is hitting every family Left and right.😭
May God protect my family as well as the person reading this now👼In Jesus name👼

21/01/2023

Kuna , "funga mlango"
Na kuna " funga mlango Kwanza"😌
Get thy difference