Blessed sammy

16/08/2024

Rats alert.!!!
Nimeona mkuu flani ameuliza remedy ya kumaliza rat in our stores ,kwanza kabisa k**a uko Nairobi, ama mombasa usijaribu dawa ama mtego. Juu rat za kanairo nik**a ziko na licese from kenya poison board department of rodents
Panya inakula ratrat ikiumwa na tumbo inakunywa maziwapacket moja na inaenda.unawekea all manner of poison na hazikufi..panya inajua kuchagua poison na bisquits alafu inafunguanga corner ya unga vizuuri ata customer anaweza dhani niwewe. Alafu zinajua balanced diet.leo inakula unga saa nane inakula nguo kwanza inachagua ile mzuuri na inakula mahali huwezi shona..ha haikulagi underware🤣🤣
Jioni dio hio iko kwa crate ya mikate kuonjaonja na ukiweka matunda haiwezi kula ndimu ya 5bob inakula tu dragonfruit zile unauza moja 350ks inaoja zote
Panya ya nairobi inajua machuom ivi kwamba ukiiwekea ile mtego ya green hua na glue inaekelea kambao ikanyange ni tu k**a kdf vile hutegua magranade za mashababu uko mokadishu
Zingine za gikomba zinaingianga ndani ya kiatu zinaiendesha k**a taxi unabaki na kiatu moja.. ziko na mkia ngumu nono mrefu k**a chain za breakdown inaisaidianga kunavigate macorner ikitorokea ngori..
Hii ni panya haiigopi cat infact kuna panya zilikula kittens hapa nyamakima kwa store za cerials. Panya iko 3yrs old daily inakula popcorn. Minji numbers zile za kupikia watoto na njahi.imenona iko na cubes juu ya kukula gunia .kitu hunishangaza kuna time inamiss kukula wire za stima unapata imeingia kwa ceiling inakula wire na haiwezi lamba ile live inakula neutrals na earth stima zikizima dio inateremka chini kutoboa glucose ipige sherehe. Na zinajua family planning nik**a ziliingia chemist zikakula p2 bila kujua.juu unasubuliangwa na panya moja hadi unaimark 😂😂
Kuna time unaeza ipata inakuja mbio mahali iko na vile iko na sura mbovu inabidi kuliko uigonge wee mwenyewe upotee🤣🤣🤣 ukipiga duru moja baridiii
Saa ingine inakufungulia bale ya tunguo manze😩😩😩 alafu ukianza kusota nik**a unafunga duka zinahama hazipe

14/08/2024

Happy birthday msiz,,Faith Andala

03/07/2024

DCI teams have been dispatched to pursue gang members recorded by concerned citizens violently robbing innocent Kenyans on the roads, while taking advantage of the ongoing demonstrations.

Anyone involved in the criminal activities are reminded that it is just a matter of time before the long arm of the law catches up with them, and that their felonious acts shall be met with the full force of the law.,,,

04/06/2024

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06/05/2024

Are this women the one to face arsenal on Sunday

30/04/2024

Don't come to me with silly ideas 😂😂 I'll crush you

01/02/2024

Good night 🌉🌃

07/08/2023

06/08/2023

Mnakuja telegram ku do what uko😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

06/08/2023

Blessed sunday to you all

05/08/2023

Bado siamini nilikua naenda michezo na 10 bob na narudi na balance😂😂😂

04/08/2023

Dont be discouraged better days are ahead

04/08/2023

Unakimbiza kuku ya neighbour uangalie speed yake wanakuita mwizi🤔🤔🤔 thats not fair

04/08/2023

Wakuu acheni fitina , Digital Cops wanasema akuna officer alikua kwa line ya world coin😂😂

18/07/2023

Goodmorning kenya

29/05/2023

A man from Giankanja village, mitheru ward , Maara constituency in Tharaka Nithi county was arrested after his father went missing without trace for days.

The suspect killed the old Mzee, cooked & ate his flesh then disposed the remains in a pit in their compound. He led the police where he had buried the head. Villagers in search of the old man, who was a fundi, stumbled upon the suspect, his son, cooking sliced pieces of one thigh.

Allegedly, the man, had been eating the body of his father for the past 3-4 days, only the head was remaining.
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18/05/2023

12/05/2023

Funeral of the late peace ndanu kakui
Sermon. By pastor Meshack mutevu

03/05/2023

If you know you know😄

25/04/2023

Woman in kitengela stubs his child and eats inner body parts😔😔😓😓this is very sadL

06/04/2023

Mwambieni tunakuja

04/04/2023

TIPS OF HOW TO SURVIVE IN NAIROBI CITY
1. Don't go to downtown if you dont have to.
2. If you move into a new house, use two padlocks no matter how of good quality they are.
3. Ukitembea tao uskie mtu amesema "oya oya" dont turn just move to the side.
4. When boarding a mat, check the condition of your window..thats where your phone might exit from.
5. No one should pray for you on the streets regardless of your situation in life.
6. Chapati will always be 10bob, Smokie 25bob, mayai 20bob.
7. Afya Center..don't even stop to swallow your saliva, pita ukikimbia. Walk mercilessly! And if you have hips,use them to pave way for yourself! . Elbows pia ni weapons... Unapita ukienda bila kuangalia nyuma.If someone hits you as you walk along the streets,hit them back because no one apologizes for such mistakes in this ciry!!
8. If you feel lost just go to Archives, you will pick your bearing from there.
9. Incase someone drops anything Infront of you ,don't pick ,run like your life depends on it. Hata ukiitwa siste siste ,achana nayo.
10. Instead of going to kanjo washrooms, just get into Ushirika house, tell the guards you are going to office 24, it is actually a washroom labeled by mistake or If you are pressed, ingia Hilton, Stanley, Norwich union etc ..confidence is key here..Kuna free parking Serena..play like yourself though..
11. Wakati wa mvua usinyeshewe K**a mimea Hapo kwa corridors, get in Supermarkets watch news from 85" Samsung Screen.Fanya window shopping hata k**a hununui kitu
Confidence ndio muhimu. Be smart nani!!
12. Don't bargain on everything..the trick is, the quality will keep reducing as the price goes down.
13.Avoid eye contact na hawker especially ukiwa traffic jam. Otherwise you've already signed a purchase contract.
14.When tired under scorching sun in town, don't go to Archives or Hilton. Just go to KCB KENCOM, pick a bank ticket and sit there the whole day. You will have a great rest.
15.Whatever you buy, must be packaged in front of yo

04/04/2023

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30/01/2023

17 TYPES OF GIRLS YOU MUST USE A CONDOM ON
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2.if she drinks beer...Condom🍆
3.if she turns off her phone when she is with you... Condom🍆
4.if she is the first to take your shirt off...Condom🍆
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15.if she support an influential politicians and want to do politics...Condom🍆
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