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21/10/2024

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29/08/2024

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13/02/2024

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27/01/2024

Story Story...

A Nigerian man living abroad called his mum and said,
"Mom, I've got HĪV and so I am coming back home."
The mom bēgged him not to come back home.
Surprisingly, he asked her why she said so.
And the mom said, "if you come home, your wife will get it and she will give it to your brother. Your brother will give it to our house girl and the house girl will give it to your father. And your father will give it to me, and I will give it to our driver. And the driver will give it your sister, and if your sister gets it, she will give it to the entire villagers.
So we are counting on you to dīe alone abeg.

Omoh you people must laugh 😋🤣🤣🙄

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27/01/2024

LAUGH with me ooo😜😂😂

1) When a Secondary school girl get prégnant, people will be like "Chai, and this girl was very quíet in school"... Who told you that prégnancy comes with noíse😂😂
2)The Same Spírit That Told Nigerians That The water Remaining After Brushing teeth, is the Same Spírit That Told them that Corn Must be Sóld beside Gútters😂😂💔
3) As A Guy; When You Put it in inside a Woman, And She Móans "Aúch, It's painful!", That's her Shoe Size, Buy it for Her😂😂😂💔
4) Somebody can not out of joy, tell another person that I have received alert, the next thing " Find small thing for your boy naa!" 😠😠😅

5) Some female are scared of k!lling cockroach, but they g*t mind do 5 abôrtion, Cynthia, you don't only need Jesus, you need the 12 disciples join; Even Judas 🙆🙆😂😂

6) Davido Brought ELECTRICITY, Nepa Increase Bill
Ayrr Star Brought RÚSH, Floód Came
Now, CÓUGH has Come!; I swéar, If CÓVID 19 come back, I wón't take it easy☝😂😂😭

7) Have This Never Bóthered You before??
A Pastor Will Wave his Hand, All the Church Members Will Fáll, Except The Camera men🙉😂😂😂

8) Please If you wants to Toást a Lady, Go straight To the Point; Which One is "So, What's The Pláte Number of the Keke You entered Today!" 😂😂😂

9)Have You Never Also Think About This?
Eáting Meat Before Finishing Your Food, Is it Choice, or Láck Of Home Training😂😂😂

10) Give Her A Laptop, And Tell Her To Type Her CV, That's when You'll know that Brazílian Hair is on top of Cóconut Head🙉😂😂

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27/01/2024

My mom visited my hostel where I shared a 2 bedroom house with a female student. Mom invited my roommate for lunch with us which she obliged.

During the meal, my mother couldn't help but notice how pretty my roommate was ❤🔥😘

She had for long been suspicious of a relationship between the two of us and this made her more curious 🤔

While having lunch, she was watching how the two of us were interacting and she started wondering if there's more between me and my roommate.

Reading my mom's thought, I quickly said,
"I know what you must be thinking but I assure you we are just roommates."

About a week later, my roommate came to me saying, "Ade, ever since your mother came for lunch, I have been unable to find the silver plate in the kitchen.

Don't you think your mother took it, first ask her?

I said, "Well I doubt it, but I will Email her just to be sure."

I sat down and wrote:

Dear mom ❤️

After your visit to my place, the silver plate has been missing.

I am not saying that you are the one who took the silver plate from my house, and I am not saying that you didn't take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for lunch.
Love,
Ade 😀🥰😘

Several days later, I received an Emali from my mother which read,

"Dear Son,
I am not saying that you sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don't sleép with her but the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her bed, she would have found the silver plate by now because I put it under her pillow 🙆‍♂️🙆‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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24/01/2024

Advantages za kuishi pekeako ni gani ?
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21/01/2024

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19/01/2024

World is a mess. People don't care what you are going through in life as long as you are good enough to come through their issues.

17/01/2024

Ni Tabia gani huwezi Acha Hadi Ukufe,,?
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16/01/2024

𝐔𝐏𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐒: 𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐊𝐘 𝟏𝟕𝐓𝐇 𝐉𝐀𝐍
Weka like tulale na 2k likes wakuu

𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝟏
Huh! Imelia na yeye,hajazoea maisha ya ghetto,aliamua kuenda kuchota maji,lakini kuleta,mtungi iko na maji nusu,hadi Becky akauliza mum,kwani maji imeisha? Imelia akamwambia nimeenda kuchota maji nikapata wamama wanabishania,nikawaambia watulie tuchote kwa utaratibu,lakini walimfukuza,wakamwambia aishie ju hata hawamjui. Wueh, Imelia kuona ile vujo,aliamua kurudi tu bila maji. Kumbuka walikatiwa maji kwa nyumba yao plus na stima😢😢😢

Upande wa Moses Jabulani,the mubabaz,ashaamka yafaa aende kusort mambo ya kina Lexy,akauliza Trisha k**a chai iko ready but Trisha amenuna kununa,akauliza Moses, uko sure mimi ni wa maana kweli? Moses akamuuliza mbona? Trisha akamwambia si unaona unataka kutoka uende kusort issue za akina Lexy huko,hata hujai nipeleka out unaconcern tu na watu wengine. Moses akaona enyewe hapa bae wake anasema kweli,akacancel safari ya kuenda kusort issue ya Lexy akaamua kubaki na Trisha. Women😂😂😂

Lexy alikuja jikoni akauliza Moh,jana ulikua unalia,shida ni nini? Moh akadanganya Lexy,akamwambia nilikua nalia ju nilipata news kuwa rafiki yangu amekufa. Lexy akamwambia naeza kupea off uende mazishi but Moh akamwambia ashazikwa already hata afkado za Nandwa zimeisha haina haja niende. Moh hakutaka kuambia Lexy whats eating her,chenye kinamkula.

Imelia ashatoka already,on her way kuenda kuonana na Lexy. Alipigiwa simu na Moses akamwambia Imelia,unaonaje twende kesho ju leo niko na shughuli? Imelia akamwambia usijali,hata mimi nishafika let me handle it nitakuambia venye kutaenda. Ilikua wakuje wawili huku but Moses akahadaiwa na Trisha akacance.

Lexy ako kwa balcon hapo juu na Tito wanapitia paper fulani,kisha Lexy akamuona mamake,akaambia Tito si nilikuambia madhe atanimiss arudi? Ndo huyu ashafika. Lexy akajifanya na furaha sana hadi akaambia mamake,nipe hug lakini mamake alimwambia shindwe, nimekuja hapa kukuambia uachane na Becky kabisa,ujinga wa kutumia landlord uache na ukome venye ulicome hili langu,hata ungezaliwa slippers uende ukae huko kwa lodging ukikanyagwa na waganga,aah I meam wanaume. Lexy akamuuliza what if umeamua kujenga jasho ya kuiba mali yangu? Kumbe Becky alimfuata Imelia,akaambia Lexy sikiza, sina haja na mali yako sawa. Lexy akawauliza,kwani mumekuja jeshi mzima? Becky akamwambia relax Lexy, wenye walifanya ukaenda streets na wenye walifanya mamako akachizi,si sisi,na ningekua wewe singefukuza mamangu umesikia? Mimi hapa nilipoteza mamangu,na aliniambia kitu moja kabla akufe,mzazi anaeza kuwa the worst animal on earth akiwa uhai,but the moment atakufa k**a hamjasolve issues zenu,hutawai pata amani hata kidogo. Just imagine venye Becky amesema reality lakini Lexy alianza kucheka,akaambia Becky sikiza pastor Becky, nilikua nimefurahi kuona mamangu nikidhani anarudi huku but naona ameamua kusight na wewe,so please tokeni. Imelia alianza kulia,akauliza Lexy,mbona usifanye the right thing? Lexy alimwambia right thing nitafanya wakati utaamua kukaa na mimi. Moh alikua hapo,akawaambia haya,hamsikii mdosi wangu amesema muende? Tokeni bna. Becky aliambia Moh,hii decision unamake kusight na Lexy,utaregret. Sanchez ndio anashangaa venye Lexy anatreat mamake hadi akaangalia Tito,nduguu,ni hivyo sindio?😂😂😂

𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝟐
Lexy walirudi kwa hao,akaambia Tito,usiworry na msee k**a Becky,yeye ni msee ako down anatry kukuchocha,lakini Tito hayuko sawa. Moh alikuja akawaambia ashawafukuza na ashaambia soldier wasiwai ingia. Lexy ako happy hadi akasema wasee si tuchape sherehe sasa? Tukunywe kiasi. Moh akaendea glasses but Tito akaambia Lexy,sitaweza kunywa,Lexy akamwambia relax,kunywa kadogo. Sanchez pia alikua hapo,yani wako forced kusherehekea😂😂ju Tito na Sanchez hawako rada na hizi tabia za Lexy but ju yeye ndio sonko wao,inabidi.

Wakati hao wanasherehekea,huku kwa barabara,Imelia ni kulia tu. Becky yuko hapo kumpebeleza tu wakati mtoto wake anachapa sherehe kwa kumfukuza kwa mansion. Hivi ndio watu hucreate laana wao wenyewe.

Wakati Becky wamefika nyumbani,akachukua mtungi aendee maji,lakini imelia akamwambia wait,si Junior huwa anauza maji,acha tumpigie atuletee. Imelia akamcall Junior akamwambia tuletee maji hapa. Junior akamwambia good,hata siko mbali,niko in vicinity.

Imelia anashangaa sana mbona Moh anasight na Lexy. Becky akamwambia usijali,achana na huyo. Punde si punde,Landlord akafika,akaambia Becky sikiza, kesho kesho nisikupate hapa,utafute kwenye utaenda,kumbe wakati Landlord anasema,Junior wa Maji ndio pia amefika,akaambia Landlord sikiza,sijui mnaulizana nini ama mlianzia wapi issue yenu,lakini chenye najua ni hakuna pahali Becky anaenda😂😂😂

Landlord akajua ooh,ile siku ukaita sister yako,na leo umeita huyu sindio? Becky alimwambia Landlord please please,hata nakupigia magoti,lakini wapi,Landlord alikataa. Junior! Junior Katana,kuona venye Becky amepiga magoti,na bado Landlord hataki kumsikia,alijam sasa,baaaasi. Nakuambia Landlord kalibebwa juu,kakafinyiliwa kwa mansion yake ya alluminium na Junior akamwambia sikiza, ukiendelea na huu ujinga,mimi na maboys wangu tutakuja kwako tukuchomee kwa ile nyumba yako,sawa! Landlord kuona hivyo,akamwambia bro aki mimi nimekua najoke tu,hata uliza Becky. Junior akamwambia na sasa nataka urudishe maji na stima mara moja. Landlord alitetemeka,akaanza kusweat socks,kisha wakati kaliachiliwa,kakatoka mbio hadi kwake😂😂😂hakuna maboys Junior anasema,ni kuogopesha tu Lanlord😂😂😂

Lexy na Moh wamekunywa wamelewa hadi wameanza tu kuongea vitu zao wakiimba nyimbo za walevi,lakini sasa,nik**a drama,nik**a video, all this time,Moh hajasight na Lexy ju yeye anakunywa yes but hakunywi ya kulewa,ju hata ukiona Lexy akicheka, Moh anamuangalia na macho ya dharau sana. Damu ni nzito kuliko pombe,hakuna venye Moh anaeza sight na Lexy kuumiza Becky ni Lexy amekua fooled na maneno ya Moh,hii sasa ndio inabamba😂😂

13/01/2024

Nimekuta landlord kwa mlango yangu na hanijui ..Imebidi nimwambie ata Mimi nimekuja kumtembelea tumesimama apa tunaningoja😂😂😂😂😂

13/01/2024

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Mko down wote

13/01/2024

If you know you don't love someone don't come into there life. You might end up creating a wound that can never heal💔

13/01/2024

"Ati k**a ni wako atarudi" eeeh unathani mapenzi nistima.,😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

13/01/2024

Unaniambia una mtu Mimi sitaki huyo mtu ni wewe ndio nataka takataka😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

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