The KAMBA BOY

26/07/2024

Nime mkunja sekunde 10 best sai ananiita early man 😅😅

21/07/2024

Masaa ni ya kulazimishiwa utamu na nilisema I am fasting from s*x in preparation for Tuesday!
😋😋😋
Staying clean hadi Tuesday.

21/07/2024

21/07/2024

I gained 17 followers, created 64 posts and received 102 reactions in the past 90 days! Thank you all for your continued support. I could not have done it without you. 🙏🤗🎉

21/07/2024

I got 2 reactions on my recent top post! Thank you all for your continued support. I could not have done it without you. 🙏🤗🎉

18/07/2024

HOW TO F*CK A LADY❗ ADULT CLASS

Learn it,practice it and use it😆

1. Look deep into her eyes and make sure u dont shy away.

2. Hold her to zero distance, make sure your chest get in touch with her breast and feel the wormth from it.

3. Then give her a wet deep kiss, then whisper to her "your so beautiful"
Kiss her again and tell her "I love u honey"

4. Go on and romance her, hold her breasts, romance it softly and slow while kissing her, eventually tell her" One day u will kill me with this kind of love"

5.She will start breathing so fast meaning that she's ready but don't rush, take things slow.😝

6. Romance her for about 30-40mins, after that remove her clothes leaving the panties.
Kiss her neck, breast, suck it and go ahead to kiss her stomach too....!! Jesuuu mi😆😝

7. Slowly pull down her pants,go ahead to kiss plus sucking her cl*toris. At this point, she will yearn for your dick but i repeat. Ha ha ha😋

DON'T rush.🙄🙄🙄

8. Pull out your dick, pass it around her body to areas like the breast, neck, ears, stomach, then eventually down her thighs.😆😆😆😝😝😝😜

9. Insert 1cm of ur di*k in her pu*sy, eventually pull it out and ur di*k on her cl*t which will force her to bring out the juices....Jizzzzzz🙆🏾👌🏽😋😋😋

10. Go ahead and suck them. The juices help to smoothen the path for the dick to prevent it from getting hurt...! Goshhhh..😜

11. Fu-ck her very hard while kissing her breasts.👊🏾😋😋

12. With all this, you can now spread her legs and fu*k the h-ell out of her as if there's no more tomorrow....Buhahahahahaaa 😝😜👊🏾

13. After she has cum💦, spread her legs and suck her like 5 mins b4 fu*king her again. This time from the behind until she c**s.

14. After the second fu_ck, just tell her "how sweet her pu*sy is" and allow her to lay her head on your chest.❤

15. After a while,get her to the bathroom and wash her properly.

S*x is very important in every relationship..
Iys healthy and highly recommended.

After that go get baby thing s

15/07/2024

Eti the guy has killed 42people?

15/07/2024

Wacha Tu iyo mkono ikae hapo
Akuna kitu ntafanya 😂😂 ghasia kabisa🙆🙆🫵😭

11/07/2024

Dem ukiwa umelala na hauna panty alafu uamke upate nimeingiza nusu🍆utafanya nini sema tu ukweli 🤗🥴😂

10/07/2024

CHALLENGES YOU WILL EXPERIENCE IN THE EARLY YEARS OF MARRIAGE.

So now you're married to the lady and guy of your dreams,

CONGRATULATIONS

You are about to head to the moon to find some honey, but hold on a Sec.

The first year and the early years you spend as husband and wife will be one of the most challenging for you as a couple.
Study has shown that most Marriages break up in the first four/five years of Marriage and once past that stage most Marriages tended to last.

You know, at this stage, whether you like it or not, You’re still getting to know each other and there will be so many new situations to manage.
(Remember, no matter how long the courtship, you can never know someone completely)

It's not necessarily about how long the courtship was, but how well it was done
Surprises await everyone in marriage, even when courtship is well done.

Knowing about what to expect in the first year of marriage will help you prepare adequately and may even prevent some of the challenges.
So here's a list for everyone to take note of...

1. Money 💵 ISSUES

When you get married, you have to make a big financial shift, otherwise wahala wee sup.
Regardless of whether there’s a sole breadwinner or you’re both baking the bread, you’ll start learning each other’s spending/saving habits.

Perhaps one person is more frugal and the other lives within a strict budget.
Especially for those who didn't cohabit (which is the right thing), and who weren't staying too close, you may not know his or her spending habits completely..

Money issues destroy homes even more than s*x issues..

Being able to come together to sort out spending and financial goals is very important in the beginning.
And discuss finance during courtship

2. IN-LAWS 👨👩

No matter how cool you were with your fiance’s family before marriage, being officially man and wife will bring about a few changes.
Suddenly, you are
"Ìyàwó"
Our Wife",
"My Son"

There are obligations to consider and boundaries to set in that first year of marriage.
If you didn't envisage and prepare for this, it could really shake your home

✔️ It's advised that the new couple ask family to stay away for the first two or three years of marriage, though this may not be feasible in some cases, but it's the best choice..

So that in that first two years they can settle issues that come up together without a third party being around to take sides..
And they can be free to be intimate in the house as they like without any interruption..

✔️ It is advised that in a marriage, the man should handle his family members (especially the stubborn ones) while the woman handles her own family members in same manner

✔️ And please, when a family is rejecting you, don't force yourself to marry their child.
Be Wise
Pray some more
A family that hates you can go to extra lengths to oust you from their brothers home even after you guys are married

3. QUIRKS..... BECOME MORE BOTHERSOME

What are quirks?
Those little annoying things that your partner once did that you probably find adorable will soon become irksome.

If he’s a talker, for instance, you may begin to find the idea of staying up late to listen to him or him distracting you when you’re reading increasingly irritating.
If she was always scattering her clothes all over her room and you didn't mind, after marriage, you might start getting very irritated by that habit.

So, you'd need to arm yourself with patience and determination to see that you find a way around such situations as they come.
And not resort to quarreling and fighting

4. HOUSEHOLD CHORES 👷

This is ehn....... The real deal.
If you’ve never lived together before, (which is the Christian standard) you’ll be faced with what to do with chore sharing in the first year of marriage.

Who washes the dishes today.?
Who sweeps today?
Who cooks?
Especially where the both of you have different ideologies about house chores and gender roles ,

If you both work full-time, you will have to come up with how to get sort everything in such a way that one partner does not feel resentful about being made to do it all.
It's best you discuss house chores with your wife to be or husband to be during courtshsip.

What are your expectations? What do you expect me to be doing as a Woman?
And what will you be doing as the man?
Who does what?
DISCUSS IT.

A young Man married a Woman and the next day asked her to go into the kitchen to prepare food for him, she asked him if he was okay, that was how their problems started, the marriage eventually broke up in less than a month..

5. INTIMACY/SEX 👩‍❤️‍👨

Especially for Christians, and virgins, a lot of discoveries, a lot of getting used to, a lot of trying to get the whole s*x department running smoothly can become a challenge..

For instance, for a Man who has premature ej*******on, since he is a Virgin, he may never know he has such problem till he gets married, and then when he finally finds out, of course madam wouldn't be enthralled about it until the both of them get to work out a way to walk around that to the satisfaction of all parties. This may only work between them for an outsider may not be so understanding.

10/07/2024

NO SHAME (ENJOY YOUR MARRIAGE).

How to Make a Woman Or**sm, According to ResearchThe Right Touch come and learn something new.......

According to one study published in 2018 in the Journal of S*x and Marital Therapy, women achieve or***ms in different ways. But also, most women need some level of hands-on touching to climax during s*x. The type of touch—the rhythm, motion, and pressure—varies widely.

In the study, the researchers surveyed over 1,000 women between 18–94. The researchers asked the women how much touching they needed to or**sm and what exact strokes produced the most pleasure, among other questions.2

Cl****al Or**sm
While cl****al or***ms may be one of the most accessible types of pleasure, women prefer different types of touch to climax.
Direct Cl****al Stimulation
According to the 2018 study, 37% of women said they need cl****al stimulation to or**sm. In contrast, 36% of women said cl****al stimulation isn't necessary. But those women noted that cl****al stimulation makes the experience pleasing.2Also, when it comes to specific motions, the researchers noted the following findings:2

Two-thirds of women said they prefer up-and-down motions directly on their cl****is.
Fifty-two percent of women reported enjoying direct circular movements.
One-third of women preferred direct side-to-side strokes.
The majority of women reported preferring light to medium pressure on the v***a. In contrast, 11% of women preferred firm pressure.2

Indirect Cl****al Stimulation
Two-thirds of women reported enjoying indirect cl****al stimulation. Sixty-nine percent of women said they preferred touching the skin above the cl****al hood. Also, about 29% of women said they preferred being touched with the l***a pushed together.2Additionally, 20% of women favored indirectly touching the skin on the right side of the cl****is, while 19.2% of women chose the skin on the left side.2

Or**sm via Pe**le and Digital In*******se
Pe**le-va**nal in*******se (PVI) is the most common heteros*xual behavior in the United States. While many women participate in PVI, they do not always achieve or**sm.

In fact, the 2018 study found that only 18% of women said that va**nal pe*******on, pe**le or digital, alone was enough to reach or**sm.2 Some experts refer to that as a gender-based or**sm gap during partnered s*x.3

One study published in 2021 in PLoS ONE surveyed 3,017 women aged 18–93. The researchers asked the women about how they make va**nal pe*******on pleasurable. The researchers reported the following findings:4

About 88% of women reported experiencing pleasure during pe*******on by “angling.” That move involves rotating, raising, or lowering the pelvis or hips during pe*******on to adjust where the p***s rubs inside the va**na.
Three-quarters of women said “rocking” the base of a p***s, so it rubs against the cl****is constantly during pe*******on, increased pleasure.
Nearly 84% of women often or**sm or increase their pleasure through “‘shallowing.” That move involves a penetrative touch just inside the va**nal entrance with a fingertip, s*x toy, p***s tip.
About 70% of women found it pleasurable when their partner paired pe*******on with cl****al stimulation.A Quick Review
While there's no formula for the perfect or**sm, research has found that some types of touch are more popular than others. Also, there are many ways to enhance pleasure during s*x that may help you or**sm.

Try experimenting and show your partner what you like to find out which type of touch works best for you. Also, maintain an open dialogue with your partner about the type of touch you like.

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05/07/2024

Sleep & stop calling herr she's with herr real boyfrend ushering in the weekend. BOYA JIPE SHUGHULI🫵😂🤏🤏🙆

27/06/2024

1: A man was so jealøus of his newly
born baby that he put poisøn on the wife's
nīpples
while she was asléep. The next day their
driver
dīed of poisøning. 🤣🤣🤣

2: A man is dyīng of cāncer, but keeps
telling
people he is dyīng of AĪDS. His son asked his Dad why. He answered, "so that when I am dēad,
no one will slēep with your mum."🤣🤣🤣

3: A lady løst three pānties in her house
and blāmed her māid in front of the húsband. Maid
said "sir. you are my wītness you know I
Nevēr wear pantīes!"🤣🤣

4: Couple is having a quīckie and their 6
year old cātches them. Son says: "What are you
doing?" Ask the son. Father: "I’m putting
petrol in
your Mom." Son: " Which means Mom’s
engine is taking too much petrol caūse Mr. James
just put some in yesterday!" Mother faīnted!!!!🤣🤣🤣

5: A man went to the pub with his wife.
When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prøstitute approached his wife & whispered, "You
must DEMAND cash BEFØRE s£×, I know him he doesn't pay. 🤣🤣🤣

6: An 8 year old boy is accūsed of rāp£.
In court his lady lawyer holds his d!ck out as
evidence saying, "Your Honour see this, can he rāp£ with this tiny tot? "The boy whispers,
"Don't shake it, we'll lose the case!"🤣🤣🤣

Dm let's vibe 👏😃

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19/06/2024

Nani anataka one night stand around

19/06/2024

Mmekataliwa sana ady mnajifanya hamko interested na relationships 🥵💍💦

24/05/2024

Let him insert his 🍆 slow so it can touch all the walls of your kpekus, as he move his 🥒 in and out of you.

Help him by raising your hi too, it will help you scream with pleasure .

Babe na your house, moan so that he will keep knacking👉👌🍆 you!
If it is to moan loud, babe moan loud o!!

Sure he will enjoy every bit of it 😋😋

Tell him to knack you harder, call his pet name, saying I LOVE YOU and moan while doing that is a bae.

Men love to hear you screaming their pet name during love making, its another turn On for them.

Knacking👉👌🍆 without communication is a no knack. Whisper in his ears while action is going on, use dirty talks, tell him "Baby you're the best, sweetie I can die for you, there is no one like you, I will forever love you". & watch him moan louder😩😩

Sweet Lord😍, when he eventually Cum💦, help him take his bath & dress him up for work.

Remember as a wife, allow him cm deeply inside you 😋😋

While he is taking his breakfast, make sure you're looking s*xy and hot around him.

DON'T TIE WRAPPER OO!!

DON'T GO AND WEAR JEANS!!

PUT ON HIS BIG SHIRT WITH A WHITE SLIT PANTIES😩😍!!

Help feed him and hug him good bye, and don't forget to pray🙏 for him very important.

For you've just planted yourself in him, you will be the one thing he thinks of throughout the day.

You've succeeded in making his day great, he will smile at everyone in his workplace.

Lastly make sure you send him a nice love message within the day especially when you know he is about closing for the day.

You will see him running back home just to meet you with reckless abandon.

Your home is your happiness so work hard in building it.

23/05/2024

Kabla sijaanza naye mahusiano aliniambia kabisa kuwa alishawahi kuwa na mahusiano na Mama yangu mzazi na ni mara moja tu ilitokea bahati mbaya. Huyu Kaka aliwahi kuoa sasa kuna kipindi aligombana sana na mke wake ndiyo wakawa marafiki na Mama na kuanzisha mahusiano.

Mama ndiyo alijilazimishia kwake, kwakua alijutia wakati ananitongoza aliniambia kwani wanafanya kazi sehemu moja na Mama. Nilimkubalia kwakua aliniambia ukweli, wangeakua wanaume wengine wangekataa, shida inakuja ni hivi, mimi nataka kuolewa na yeye yuko siriasi kuja kwetu.

Lakini baada ya Mama kujua kawa mkali kuwa hamtaki, na maneno kibao, kila siku ni matusi Kaka, kibaya kamshawishi mpaka na Baba naye hataki niolewe. Nina miaka 23 nimemaliza chuo mwaka jana ila bado sijapata kazi, mwanaume wangu ana miaka 38 na ana kazi nzuti tu, ananihudumia kwa kila kitu nampenda sana.

Nataka kumuambia Baba sababu za kwanini Mama hamtaki mchumba wangu, je ni sawa mimi kumuambia. Nina ushahidi kwani Mama alikua anamtumia Mchumba wangu mapicha ya uchi kipindi ndiyo tunaanza anza nayeye alikua ananionyesha je nikimuambia Baba ni sawa!

20/05/2024

May your name be mentioned
in rooms filled with opportunities.
✨💯✌🏾🙏

20/05/2024

Ladies, leo ni siku yenu ya kuringa na mwili yako. What type of body do you have? Are you happy with your body?

15/05/2024

WELCOME TO KENYA WHERE:-

1. Girls handbags carry everything necessary for sleepover except their fare back home

2. When you are served little chips in a restaurant, you drink their Tomato Sauce like Pepsi

3. Youths don't pray before eating but take pictures of the meal first then post it on Facebook before eating

4. Men phones are like onions. If their wives touch and look they shed tears

5. Dark skin ladies wear black crop_tops and red tights only to look like pliers

6. When asked by someone to pass the salt, put it in your food first😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

7. People think of s*x when it rains instead of farming😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

8. Everything is politicized, including food in the kitchen. "Hiyo Orange ni ya Orange! (Orange Party)"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

9. Every man approaching a lady claims not to be a fisi😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

10. Ladies bleach and forget the joints, they end up looking like sugarcane😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

11. You are forced to type 'Amen' on Facebook else undisclosed calamity befalls you😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

12. You buy your chick panties your neighbor removes it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

13. A Kenyan girl will still ask you, "umeniletea nini" hata k**a umetoka kwa jela😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

14. Once you tell a lady that you love her you already owe her some money😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

15. Someone lies to over 40 million Kenyans eti Eeh Mungu Nguvu Yetu means Ooh God of all creation...😂😂😂😂😂😂

16. Yesu Nipe Nyonyo and Tiga Wana are gospel hit songs while Mungu Pekee is considered a secular song😂😂😂😂😂😂

17. When you meet a lady who does not ask for your money you think it is a set up😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

18. You have unprotected s*x then get into the car and wear safety belt like you didn't try to kill yourself a moment ago😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

04/05/2024

Alikuwa anaamka at 4am ananical tunaongea hadi 6 akifika job ananiambia badae love❣😫mapenzi riswaaaaa. Akipata kachance ananitext 😣mapenzi riswaaaaaa saa ya lunch anakula tukichat 😭😭mapenzi riswaaaaaa saa kumi akitokea anacall tunaongea yetu yote akifika hao nampa 10 mins aoge anarudi story inaendelea mapenzi riswaaaaaa 😥anapika na earphone tukiongea anakula tukibonga anaingia bed story inashika tunaongea hadi saa kumi na mbili asubuhi mapenzi riswaaaaaa😩ananiambia goodnight my fiancee nalala nikimkumbuka tu mapenzi riswaaaaaa 😭😭😭tuliachana bila kukulana🍆 riswaaaaaaaaaaaa😭😭😭😭😭sai huwa ananiona anasmile🙆‍♀️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♀️mapenzi riswaaaa roho ya confusion ishindweeee mapenzi riswaaaa😭😂😭🤣😭nakumbuka karibu tukue wazazi na yeye Lakini tukipatana ananipita tu😓😓mapenzi udevoo woshipaaa🚶🚶

04/05/2024

An 18yr old boy stole a phone from a neighbor that was valued at #50,000 the boy was arrested by the police & his parents were asked to pay #250,000 to free him, the parents struggled & managed to raise the money for the police so as to bail out the boy, as they were driving home, the parents pleaded their son, "never should you repeat this kind of nonsense young man, don't you see how you much your bad behaviour has cost us................" The boy replied, "don't worry, your #250,000 is here with me, I stole it from the drawer when I was being released"🙆🙆
Now😋 the question is if you were the parents:
1) Will you return the boy to the police station?
2) Will you return the money to the cops?
3) Will you punish the boy?
4) Join your son??? 💔🇰🇪😂😂

02/05/2024

ukionja ya mkamba utaona hizo zingine utasee k**a jokes 😁😜😍