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06/07/2023

Wenye mlienda Egerton University

, Resian na Taiyo wako ama ilikuwa scum😅😅

06/07/2023

I called a married lady who was owing me money, but she didn't pick my calls.

I called 10 times more, still no answer. Knowing that her husband was not at home, I decided to send her this message:

"Hello madam, I'm not calling for the money. I just wanted to tell you that 2 girls were f!ghting over your husband in town today. It was a big f!ght and he was just there watching, until one of the girls managed to escape into his car and they drove off".

After some minutes, she called me but I ignored her. She kept calling and I found 21 missed calls from her and a message which read:

"Where was the f!ght?

Where did they go? Did you Notice those girls? Please tell me, I am falling apart."

I just read and didn't respond. She called again, 5 times and I didn't answer, then another message from her:

"I have your money, please can we meet, so you tell me more?"

Then i replied, "Okay, you can Send it through Mobile Money so that when I pass by the filling station to refuel, then I will pick you and drive you to one of the Girl's House because I know them."

After 2 mins, I checked my account balance, my money was fully paid.

I then switched off my phone and slept like a baby..... With this economy, you need to be sharp.

15/02/2023

Moses Kiprono the 200M Betika Jackpot Winner .

A 20-year-old farmer from Kericho county has become the latest winner of the Betika mega jackpot, which is worth KES 200 million.

Moses Kiprono, who cleared high school in 2021, said he was overjoyed and overwhelmed by his fortune, which he said would change his life and that of his family.

Kiprono said he has been the breadwinner of his family after his father abandoned them.

“I am very happy, I am very excited,” Kiprono said.

After accurately predicting the results of all 17 games, Kiprono becomes the second winner of the Betika mega jackpot.

Since a 20% withholding tax will be applied to the jackpot amount, Kiprono is expected to get KES 160 million.

The first jackpot winner was 22-year-old Eli Kipruto Rotich, who won in December 2022.

14/02/2023

A beer company was hiring a taster, Someone to taste the beers before they are taken for selling. So they placed adverts and one afternoon, my father walked into the manager's office asking to be employed.

The manager tried to figure out how he could drive him away but couldn't come up with an idea, so he decided to give him a trial. He ordered his secretary to give him a glass of wine 🍷

He took a sip and said, "It's Red wine, Varietal, three years old, grown on rift valley, matured in steel containers."

"That's correct!" The manager exclaimed, "Well give him another one let's see." So he was given.

He took a sip again and said, "It's Guinness, a combination of barley, roast malt extract, and brewers yeast brewed around Thika road in Nairobi, Kenya 2 years ago"

"Incredible!" said the manager.

Now the manager went closer to the secretary and whispered to her saying, "Go get some of your urine in a cup let's see if he will get that."

So my father was given the cup of urine. He took a sip, turned to the manager and said, "Female urine, 26 years old, 2 weeks pregnant and if I'm not given this job, Sir I will tell your wife who is responsible for the pregnancy"

both the manager and the secretary fainted 😁😳

My father got the job✌

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