01/01/2026
Dear Arsenal Fans
Today, put on your favourite Arsenal shirt. Walk majestically through the noisy streets to your favourite Pub/Football Hall. Cheerfully grab a glass and seep it slowly but steady till you're home, calm dafe and sound on that couch!
Wait patiently and as soon as the referee blows that whistle declare yourself a thug of Sunder and watch the story unfolds. Cheer, shout etcetera as the Giant Foe crumbles down.
Today the wings of Citybird shall be clipped.