Amos Tapanei

Amos Tapanei LAUGHTER IS THE BEST 💊

07/08/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Josphine Ruso, David Karatina, ዛሬ የኔ ቀን ነው, Khan Akram, Francis Kilerai, Massey Mwongeli, Elibariki Lendeka, Joshua Kipilosh

The Men under the Rain are doing their Job, the Man inside the Car is also doing his Job.The difference here is the choi...
28/07/2024

The Men under the Rain are doing their Job, the Man inside the Car is also doing his Job.
The difference here is the choice of their Jobs.
Success is all aboutdestiny, You have the Right to Choose what You want but destiny will decide what you are destined to be.
No matter how painful this picture is..You can not change it.
At my 40yrs I take my stands to Keep Serving, Supporting, Celebrating and Clapping for Others until it's My Turn.

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17/07/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Mum Lenoi, Ng Born Kipyegon Bett, Naomi Naomzz Naomi

My girlfriend invited me to her house where I found her sister alone. So I sat there waiting for my girlfriend while her...
04/07/2024

My girlfriend invited me to her house where I found her sister alone. So I sat there waiting for my girlfriend while her unbelievable s*xy sister was sitting next to me. A few moments later she whispered to me 'we should have s*x while my sister isn't home. I immediately got up and turned around to head back to my car. I found my girlfriend standing by the door, she hugged me and said 'you've won my trust'.Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in your car .👊🏿😁✋

K**a hujaamka usiamke, early bird ashapata worm😂😂.
03/07/2024

K**a hujaamka usiamke, early bird ashapata worm😂😂.

24/06/2024

Gen Z wameambia Isaac Mwaura hawana shida na yeye ati wamemwachia jua.

Eii 😢

THE 35 SACRED BRO CODES:1. Don't r**e.2. A man doesn't cook delicious food, it's gayish.3. Two naked men are not suppose...
22/06/2024

THE 35 SACRED BRO CODES:

1. Don't r**e.

2. A man doesn't cook delicious food, it's gayish.

3. Two naked men are not supposed to be in the same room.

4. A bro doesn't bath with hot water, he respect his 2 eggs.

5. A bro should know when to leave.

6. A bro should not ask a fellow bro his name, he should call him "Bro, Sir, Chairman, Mr, etc

7. As a bro when you remove your shoes, it must throw out a heavy, strong and intoxicating ordour into the atmosphere, your presence must be felt from a far distance like the stench of a he goat.

8. A bro must know the signal to leave the room when a bro's girl is around.

9. Never make funny of your bro just to impress women.

10. A bro must not pay for s*x.

11. Your bro's Ex is your Ex.

12. Make money before you make love.

13. A bro must not watch a Korean drama.

14. No matter how beautiful your bro's sister is, she is your sister too.

15. A bro must not watch zee world, Nigerian movies and some petty content.

16. When money finally comes, don't change your woman, upgrade her.

17. Don't do husband duties while you are just a boyfriend.

18. A bro never gives up, the rest and continue.

19. If she say you are her planet, don't forget about other planets.

20. Always respect your father, he was your first bro. Respect your mother, she is your 001.

21. Never ever smash your bro's chick.

22. Never feed a horse that you don't ride.

23. A bro shall not gaze at a naked bro.

24. A bro never cries publicly or in front of any woman.

- A bro never use Snapchat filter, a bro must look ugly and gallant.

26. A bro never wears pink underwear.

27. If a bro asks another bro to keep a secret, he shall take that secret to his grave.

28. A bro is never offended if another bro fails to return a phone call or text.

29. It is never acceptable for a bro to sleep with another bro’s project or ex.

30. A bro never Gives another bro the silent treatment.

31. A bro never hold hands with bro while walking.

32. Bros DO NOT rush for

Happy Madaraka day🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪
01/06/2024

Happy Madaraka day🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪

Simon shashava, I shall wait for you.Go calmly, into the battle soldier The bloody battle, the bitter battle. From which...
13/05/2024

Simon shashava, I shall wait for you.
Go calmly, into the battle soldier
The bloody battle, the bitter battle.
From which not everyone returns.
When you return I shall be there.
I shall be waiting for you under green elm
I shall be waiting for you under bare elm
I shall wait untill the last soldier has returned
And longer. (And longer).and longer
When you come back from the battle
No boots will stand at my door
The pillow beside me will be empty
And my mouth will be unkissed
YOU WILL BE ABLE TO SAY IT WAS JUST AS IT WAS!

Love is a terrifying thing,not safe. Cause when you love someone you have to face the fact that you could loose them. So...
26/04/2024

Love is a terrifying thing,not safe. Cause when you love someone you have to face the fact that you could loose them. Sometimes life throws unexpected wrench in your way it might be that you're in jeopardy of losing your career, your freedom or worst of all you might even find out that a loved one has died These things make you realize how precious life is, how important every second we have on this earth is and how important the people we care about are to us . None of us know how much time we really have,it could be a minute,it could be an hour, it could be 50 years but I know even if it's 100 years you'll never have enough time with a loved one. From the day we are born we look for love cause it is love that nourishes our soul and when we are lucky enough to find it, our lives are changed forever.

Arsenal😂😂😂✋
14/04/2024

Arsenal😂😂😂✋

The pride of Kenya 😍😍
03/04/2024

The pride of Kenya 😍😍

One day a woman wanted to know how the husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone. So she de...
01/04/2024

One day a woman wanted to know how the husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone. So she decided to write him a letter saying she is tired of him and didn't want to live with him anymore and after writing she put the letter on the table in the bedroom and then hid under the bed...

When the husband came back home, saw the letter and read it, he replied on the same paper and then began to sing and dance changing his clothes. He got his phone, dialled someone then said: "Hey babe, am just changing clothes then will join you, as for the other fool it has finally dawned on her that I was fooling around with her and has left. I was wrong..really wrong to have married her, I wish I had known you earlier. See you soon honey!"

The husband walked out of the room and left. In tears and very upset, the woman got up from under the bed and decided to go and read what the husband wrote on the letter. When she got the letter, it said: "I COULD see your feet under the bed, I didn't make any phone call.. I am going to buy bread. Stand up, stop your silly games and prepare me a meal... 😜.
I know Alot of people hates reading, if you finished reading the whole story drop your favorite bible verse.

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30/03/2024

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THE END OF WARRIORHOODUsing a sharp blade and a balm of milk and water, each mother shaves off the long locks of hair th...
30/03/2024

THE END OF WARRIORHOOD
Using a sharp blade and a balm of milk and water, each mother shaves off the long locks of hair that have identified her son as a warrior for the past ten or more years. A warrior’s young girlfriend caresses his fallen locks knowing that her special relationship with him will soon end. Following his graduation, he will leave her to marry a circumcised woman.

AN OCHER BLESSING
In preparation for the climax of the Eunoto Ceremony, warriors paint each other’s faces with ocher pigment, using a small twig as a brush.

BLESSING A NEW GENERATION
After the heads of the newly shaven initiates have been rubbed with glistening red ocher,the young men gather to receive the final blessings of the elders. The initiates sit in quiet reflection as the elders walkamong them, chanting prayers and spraying them with mouthfuls of milk and honey beer. The warriors have now entered their next stage of life as elders.

HONORING THE LEADERS
The three leaders of the warrior generation are singled out and honored. Following this, the entire generation is blessed by the elders: “May Enkai give you a long and healthy life, may Enkai give you many children and cattle, and may you enjoy true arkasis (wealth).”.

THE SHAVED HEAD OF ELDERHOOD
In preparation for the climax of the Eunoto Ceremony, warriors paint each other’s faces with ocher pigment, using a small twig as a brush. At the close of the ceremony, the warriors ocher one another’s shaved heads. Their long hair has been shaved by their mothers, symbolizing the release of the son by his mother, and his entry into elderh.

A WARRIOR'S LOCKS
For a Maasai warrior, long hair signifies beauty and symbolizes courage and status. At his graduation ceremony into elderhood, a warrior’s hair will be ritually shaved by his mother, marking the passing of warriorhood. Using a sharp razor blade and balm of milk and water, a Maasai mother shaves off the long locks of hair that have identified her son hood.

30/03/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Lorna Sanau Mashaz, Kirisua Sunkuli, Elijah Ikokia, Dennis Sululu, Joyblessing Kishau, Ntoki Maso, Jackson Salonik, Moceh Tubula, Erick Saoli, Chebet Mercy, Silvia Sinto, Arinda Kevin, Joshua Makooi, Ombeni Losieki, Supuck Laizer, Ochoi Omwenga Edwin, Lenashe Alex, Kipkoech Bett, Eric Kilusu, Evans Masai, Naam Senteu, Palino Solomoni, Denis Atoti, Bennie Tulele, Wiseman King, Janet Nampason, Peter Tenkeet, Freeman Moyo Veenton, Kubany Wilson, Vìññy Cêñt Kê, Emanuel Kiu, Nantez George Kam, Zziwa Julius, Peninah Moitaso, Specializer Memusi Naikumi, Dan Rogei, Brayophyta Aka Arachnida, Muxa Muxalah Kaxaine, Richard Munke, Amos Leboi, Ben Sapur, Musei Elviz, Yashpal Shariff, Ole Mwanik Dan, Bikz Kaitikz, Mary Saoli, Naofrankluiz Sialo, Saitoti Loso, Sween Neddy Chelel, Parmuat Sainapei

26/03/2024

TUESDAY!!
If you can, run.
If you can't run, walk
If you can't walk, crawl
If you can't crawl, fly.
The goal is only one; Keep moving

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13/03/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Cherotich Sarafina Leley, David Kipingat, Ezekiel Oleisingiro, David Ntayia David Ntaiyia, Bethwel Letangwo, Otuni Master Laikinoi, Isaac Leteipa, Brùçè Såñtìtö Mtùtwá, Xetei Moriaso, Osinga Obo Tobikio, Debbie Nicole Love, Salaton Lewix Viv, Sellah Maalim, Antony De Milionea, Xhaddy Saning'o, Danford Kisampu, Rashad No Man's Child, Ölë Sânîng'ô, David Duncan Tettey, Meshack Ayende, Bob Pokopiye Palie, Jenny Koikai, Martin Sinjore, Glady Ka Mum, Titus Chelugo, Joel Elly, Maduhu Sangudi, Timo Orumoi, Ivy Wanjala, John Kaasha, Jacklyne Musyoki, Presenter Adelight, Roni Ronii, Mesh Meshack, Carla Banks, Joseph Naisho Mwaname, Shady Shady, Reb Paul Karia, Jimmy Moitah, Jastin Molel Molel, Empress Fey, Molo Suzzy, Letaare Joel, Samarek Godwin, Ole Nyamunua, Vivian Vivian, Ezekiel Parsieko, Raphael Leakayo, Wilson Ngatait, Tilai Kididing

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