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In 1986 Man United had just 12 points after 10 league games and decided to hire Alex Ferguson who had only managed in Sc...
04/11/2024

In 1986 Man United had just 12 points after 10 league games and decided to hire Alex Ferguson who had only managed in Scotland.

In 2024 Man United have just 12 points after 10 league games and have hired Reuben Amorim who has only managed in Portugal.

I know you know what is coming.

ATTENTION !!! To all Mugithi lovers 27th Oct is the Date to mark ...Join us for a Mugithi experience like never before w...
12/10/2024

ATTENTION !!! To all Mugithi lovers 27th Oct is the Date to mark ...Join us for a Mugithi experience like never before with a live perfomance by himself.....you cant afford to miss....


NANYUKI !! NANYUKI !! For the first time ever  will be perfoming liiive inside  ....tag your crew cause it will be a who...
03/10/2024

NANYUKI !! NANYUKI !! For the first time ever will be perfoming liiive inside ....tag your crew cause it will be a whole new level of Luo music exp....

This is a must attend ...

30/09/2024

The mice have a meeting to discuss how to stop a killer cat. They agree that the problem is that cat’s ability to sneak up on them unheard. A young mouse proposes a plan to tie a bell around the cat’s neck. All the mice agree that this is a great plan, until they find that none of them wants to take on the task of placing the bell on the cat.

Wazazi wanasema punguza Ndevu 😅 wasichana wanasema it looks good sasa ntaskiza Nani 😅😂😂
28/08/2024

Wazazi wanasema punguza Ndevu 😅 wasichana wanasema it looks good sasa ntaskiza Nani 😅😂😂

21/08/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Wíĺľý Mķøřöfí Mpőłë, Kevin De Opiyo

09/08/2024
31/07/2024

A LETTER TO MY FORMER CLASSMATES. Dear Classmates, I humbly wish to write to you this letter informing you that; Some of us left school. Some of us joined universities . Some of us got employed. Some of us are still searching for jobs. Some of us travelled abroad. Some of us are back in the village. Some of us are in the hospital. Some of us have died. Some of us are in prison. Some of us are married. Some of us are widowers and widows. Some of us are single. Some of us got mad and are walking barefooted in the streets. Wherever you are, if we happen to meet in this world, please be kind. Not all of us are living a good life. Not all of us got successful after school. No matter how busy you are, sometimes check on us... Call us, message us. Let's encourage each other. Let's support each other. Just because we started the journey together, does not mean we landed at the same destination. Just be grateful at all the time 💕🙏👍

©️ 2024

Dream aren't those that you have when you ar asleep,Dreams are those that don't let you sleep till thy are fulfilled
03/07/2024

Dream aren't those that you have when you ar asleep,Dreams are those that don't let you sleep till thy are fulfilled

13/06/2024

“Samuel Etoo, I was poor when I met my rich wife. When I met my wife, I was still an amateur footballer in France. Nantes refused to take me, but my wife always believed in me. I had my little Cameroonian accent; she was in charge of a hairdresser in Nantes.

Today, she is the wife of the most titled footballer on the African continent, and I am the husband of the most patient woman in the world. Life is not a speed race but a cross-country race”.

Moral of the story: Invest in your relationship; tomorrow is a surprise.

10/06/2024

Water can’t be destroyed. If you burn it, it turns to vapour. When the vapour cools, it turns back to water. If you freeze it, it turns to ice. When the ice melts, it turns back to water. Be resilient like water. It will make you invincible in life. It is the water in bamboo that makes it able to bend without breaking, and it is the toughness in you that makes you grow through affliction. Hardship may traduce you, but never let it reduce you! Nothing can ruin your life if you run your life!

30/05/2024

History of Sex
In 1864 a Divorced Russian Scientist named Rozhdestvenskij Siroezhkin, Wait why did you skip the name? I'm not going to
finish the story I cannot deal with lazy people like you, specially at your age!

Gawanaz Grill Nanyuki Makutano,CBD And Chaka BranchDio kundojoo ndio kududa!!!😂😂Friday tulisema mambo ni matatu-Ohangla-...
30/05/2024

Gawanaz Grill Nanyuki Makutano,CBD And Chaka BranchDio kundojoo ndio kududa!!!😂😂
Friday tulisema mambo ni matatu
-Ohangla
-mugithi
-sherehe

GaGawanaz Grill Nanyuki Makutano,CBD And Chaka Branchs the spot in to be !
Utaambia nini watu ukikosa hii.

15/05/2024

YOU KNOW WHAT ?

1. Kylian Mbappé never scored a free kick goal in his entire career till today!!!!!

2. Jose Mourinho went 9 years unbeaten in home matches in his coaching career!!!!

3. In the 2018 World Cup, Olivia Giroud won the World Cup for France, but Goal did not shoot a single shot past the post in the entire tournament.

4. Zinedine Zidane lost just 7 matches while winning 8 trophies as Real Madrid coach. As a coach, he won more trophies than lost matches

5. Mario Balotalli made just one assist in his entire Manchester City career.

6. In 1992, Denmark won the Euro despite failing to qualify for the Euro Championship (Euro Cup).

7. In 1988, Mark Hughes played matches in two different countries on the same day. He first played for his national team Wales against Czech-Slovakia. After the match, he flew to Munich on a chartered plane and played for his club Bayern Munich.

8. Although the English Premier League is the league of England, no English coach has ever won the Premier League. All Premier League winning coaches are foreign!!!!

15/05/2024

When a patient is diagnosed with Diabetes , Hypertension, cancer etc, the family and friends gather for prayers and one of the questions they ask themselves as a show of pity and concern towards the affected is, "Where did all these diseases come from? Izi magonjwa zote zilitoka wapi?"

Here at the , I'm taking you 2 generations back to the things we used to do, or were not done.
For example
When I talk about Sugar, seed oils, wheat, processed food, GMO products etc people see it as I joke but just remember.

1. How many homesteads used to cook chapatis 2-3 times per week as you do? Right now from wheat, you are eating the following
a) chapati
b) mandazi
c) spaghetti
d) noodles
E) weeta__x
f) cakes all over. Etc
2. We're there seed oils then or it was Mafuta ya Ng'ondu, na Ngombe na kuku? Simple Tallow, lard, Suet?
3. How many homes could afford Sugar daily like you do at your place? Sugar only came from your favourite auntie who lived in Nairobi then.
4. Did you eat fruits everyday? No you didn't. You only ate them during their seasons, and later they'll be depleted giving space for your gut to rest, until the next season when the fruits will be ripe. Right now, we have fruits all over and becauee you've been brainwashed to think that Fruits are the solutions to all your problems you over eat them. The production of these fruits, involves use of pesticides and Herbicides, use of Glyphosate which raises your estrogen levels predisposing yoj to problems.
5. And did you know that those days our grandfather's used to fast? Then they go out to hunt, sometimes they'd not catch a prey and therefore, they'd sleep hungry that night allowing the gut to rest.
6. Those days, there were so many N.E.A.T exercises (NON-EXERCISE ACTIVITY THERMOGENESIS) such as Tilling of land, Carrying manure, grazing, fetching water and Firewood etc. Nowadays, We are using gas to cook, water is there, we here shambaboys etc
7. Those days people used to walk for 50kms per day, for

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