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06/10/2024

Please I am 25years. I have a one year old boy, during prgnancy life was very hard for me, my baby daddy abandoned me with the pregnancy ,I had to cater for myself,from Antenatal to buying my child's clothes, hospital items, hospital bills, everything I did it by myself, I was working so I was saving some money, when my child got to three months it was when the father started taking responsibility,now he sends 4000 sh a month,it is not enough but I'm managing, now my problem is I met another guy two months ago, I told him all I've been through and the pains I've been through, he told me he ain't going to do the same thing, because of insecurities from my side we were always having little arguements so I sat down to reflect on his words and I made up my mind to give him the benefit of the doubt, As I am typing now the guy told me three days ago that he is not interested in having a relationship anymore he wants us to be friends, I've cried, I've begged him to give us a second chance but he insisted, the most painful part is I asked him if I did something wrong he was like "you did nothing jane". I have been crying for the past three days, I can't even eat, all I do is stay in bed and cry.
Please I'm shattered I need advice on how to forget about him because I love this guy with everything in me, I'm thinking to end my life.

13/09/2024

😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭A handsome man went into a hotel and asked to see the boss. When the boss came, the story began.

-The client: is room 39 empty?
-The boss: yes, sir.
-The client: can I book it?
-The boss: of course you can.
-The client: thank you.

Before going to the room, the client asked the boss to provide him with a black knife, a white thread 39 cm and an orange 73g.

The boss agreed though he was surprized at the weird things the client asked to have.

The client went into his room, he didn't ask for food or anything else.

Unfortunately for the boss, his room was next to room 39.

After midnight, the boss heard strange voices and noise in that client's room. Voices of wild animals and of utensils and dishes being thrown on the floor.

The boss didn't sleep that night. He kept thinking and wondering what might be the source of the noise.

In the morning, when the client handed the keys to the boss, the latter asked to see the room first.

He went to the room and found everything alright. Nothing unusual. He even found the thread, the black knife and the orange on the table.

The client paid the bill and gave the bellboys a very good tip and left the hotel smiling.

The boss was in a shock but he didn't reveal what he heard to the bellboys. In fact, he started to doubt himself.

After one year, the client showed up again. He asked to see the boss again. The boss was in a puzzle.

The client asked the same things: room 39, black knife, white thread 39cm and an orange 79g.

This time, the boss wanted to know the truth by all means possible. He spent a sleepless night, waiting for something to happen. After midnight, the same voices and noises started, this time louder and more indecipherable than the year before.

Again, before leaving, the client paid his bill and left a large tip on the table for the bellboys. The smile didn't leave his face.

The boss started searching for the meaning of everything the client asked to have. Why did he ask room 39? why the white thread? why the black knife??? In fact, the boss didn't arrive to any convincing answer to all these questions.

The boss now was eagerly waiting for the month of March, the month in which the client showed up.

To his surprise, on the first day of March, the same client showed up. He asked the same questions. Wanted to book the same room, wanted to have the same things as before.

The boss again heard the same noises, this time more louder than before.

In the morning, when the client was leaving the hotel, the boss apologized politely to the client and asked to know the secret behind the noises in the room.

-''If I tell you the secret, do you promise to never reveal it to anyone else?''
-''I promise I will never let anyone know''.
-''Swear''
-''I swear I won't reveal your secret''
So finally, the client revealed his secret to the boss.

Unfortunately, the boss was a sincere person. Until now he hasn't revealed his secret to anyone.

When he does, I will let you know... thank you for reading.

Do you want to come and bëãt me?

Me too, I'm looking for the guy who sent me this! 😆😆😳😳🕺🕺

Am off to disturb another group of people 🏃🏽🏃🏽🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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For the first time in the long history of the storied rivalry between Manchester United and Liverpool, English football’s two most successful clubs are both led by Dutchmen. It’s United’s Erik ten Hag under more scrutiny ahead of this latest highly anticipated clash after suffering a 2-1 defeat at Brighton last week in which the Red Devils lost a Premier League game by conceding in the 90th minute or later for the sixth time under his leadership - more than any other side in that period.

Ten Hag called on his side to “be more clinical in both boxes” as they gear up for the marquee fixture of the Premier League weekend. He’ll hope the imminent arrival of Uruguay international midfielder Manuel Ugarte helps shield his backline as United look to build on a three-match unbeaten H2H streak from last term, though all of those matches ended level after 90 minutes (W1, D2).

Defeat on this ground in the FA Cup in March really stifled the momentum of Jürgen Klopp’s Liverpool farewell, so new boss Arne Slot will look to endear himself to his new fans further by exacting a slice of revenge. The Reds have adapted seamlessly to the ex-Feyenoord boss, with a pair of 2-0 victories over Ipswich and Brentford giving them the chance to open their Premier League campaign with three consecutive clean sheet victories for just the third time ever.

After beating Brentford, Slot was quick to stress that his side still have “a lot to prove” ahead of his first managerial visit to Old Trafford. Just one defeat from their previous six league visits to this stadium will have the travelling contingent full of confidence as they make the relatively short journey down the M62 (W2, D3), though that sole loss coincidentally came on matchday three of the 2022/23 season, as they were beaten 2-1 in Ten Hag’s third game in charge of United.

Players to watch: Kobbie Mainoo is set to start his 25th consecutive Premier League match for Manchester United here, a sequence that started at Anfield and includes a sensational goal in last season’s corresponding fixture. Diogo Jota has had a hand in Liverpool’s opening goal in their first two games (G1, A1), and his presence in the team may unsettle United as he’s never lost a H2H against the Red Devils (W6, D3).

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SALIMIA hawa wakora:

: 0733-375-787
: 0722-517-997
: 0722-517-302
: 0733-335-522
: 0722 723 687

No retreat. No surrender.

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