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30/04/2025

Usilale njaa 😂😂kula hio beef ukonayo na mm 😂😂

❤️🥰❣️My crush finally alinitembelea jana, it was so nice having her in my house for the first time.. aki sema kufeel spe...
29/04/2025

❤️🥰❣️My crush finally alinitembelea jana, it was so nice having her in my house for the first time.. aki sema kufeel special. Mtoto alikuwa amedunga kadress kengine moto sana, kalikuwa kafupi mpaka venye alikaa kwa bed alishinda akikavuta chini ndo nisione mapaja🥺. Wakuu mm sinanga kiti🤣. After njeri alikam last week akakatalia kwa kiti hapo ndo niliamua kuiuza🙈. Story for another day.

So my crush alishinda amevuta dress 👗 akijaribu kufunika mapaja ambayo yalikuwa nje already 🥰.

ME: You seem uncomfortable dear 🥵.

Pesh: No it's just that ..... Okay ni venye sitaki uone nini yangu🙈

ME: Nini hiyo yenye hutaki nione?

HER: Come on sky, you know what I mean.

ME: Noo I don't. (Moving closer) hahaa ona venye unakaa mshy🫧🫧. Ni nini hutaki nione pesh🥰.

HER: Nothing... (Moving away)

ME: Nilishaona,

HER: Hahaa uongo, kuona nini??(Akivuta tena dress)

ME: Mmh si utararua nguo mammy,

HER: si ni yangu, bydha mbona huna kiti, unajua haikuangi vizuri kukaa kwa bed mara ya kwanza ukitembelea mtu.

Pesh alijaribu kuchange topic but mm k**a chairman wenu sikuwaangusha🤣🤣. Mtoto ni k**a alikuwa anajua lazima murima iguzwe🙈🙈. At this time nilikuwa nimemkaribia kabisa, she wasn't resisting🥵🥰.

HER: Sky unado? Unajua hata mm siku........

ME: shhhh🤫. Wow (trying to kiss her)

HER: Wait, I have to go🙏. It's getting late.

I ignored her,, "sky? Oh my gosh, stoooop" she begged

ME: Are you sure you want me to stop🛑???

HER: (silence) Unajua silale huku aki🥺

ME: I see,,,🥰🥰.

HER: see what? Hahaa ebu wacha kwanza🙈🙈

ME: it's pink🩷. Just LIKE I thought ❤️🥰.

HER: wachana na panty yangu wewe🙈🙈.

ME: Kwan utanichapa🥰.

HER: aauch!!! Sky wachaaa!!!

She hugged me tight kisha akaniwekea mguu mmoja🥵🥵🫧. Kuenda kunikiss niliskia maji kwa uso yangu paaaaah😭.

"CYMOH Amka uende ukamue nataka kupeleka maziwa sokoni" it was my mom 😭😭😭😭

Ndoto zingine aki😭😭

11/01/2025

**Title: The Shadows of Nyumbani**

In Kenya’s town of Nyumbani, the Coalition of Order ruled with brutality. Promising peace, they instead instilled fear, labeling dissenters as traitors. The streets were patrolled by the Iron Fist, whose enforcers abducted anyone who dared speak out, leaving families in terror.

Amani, a young teacher, secretly gathered her students to share tales of courage and resistance. Inspired, they decided to paint a mural on the community center, depicting a lion to symbolize strength and hope. As they worked under the cover of night, word spread, and the mural became a beacon for the oppressed.

But the Iron Fist soon discovered their act of defiance. “You think you can defy us?” a soldier shouted, dragging Amani and her students away as the mural stood defiantly behind them.

Despite their imprisonment, the mural ignited a fire in the hearts of the people. Photos circulated, and soon, citizens gathered in Nyumbani, chanting for freedom. The Coalition’s grip weakened as the town united, inspired by Amani’s bravery.

As dawn broke, a new chapter began in Nyumbani—one where hope rose fiercely against the shadows of oppression.

06/12/2023

patachimbika Aizee man u mjipange kuokota😂😂🤌

17/11/2023

Chelsea Signed ZIYECH from AJAX and he won Champions League, Super Cup and Club world cup at Chelsea

♻️ Barcelona Signed DE JONG from AJAX, he has won the Laliga with Barca and is already their key midfielder

♻️Juventus signed De Light from AJAX, due to his good form and fine playing, the sold him to Bayern for almost £100 million because they needed the money

♻️ Brighton Signed VELTMAN from AJAX and he's now a key defender for Brighton

⚔️Man United signed VAN DE BEEK from AJAX but he is now a Medical doctor in the hospital 😂

⚔️Man United signed LISANDRO MARTINEZ from AJAX, but right now the short man is set to replace ANTHONY MARTIAL as the most hospital attendance in a single season 🤣😅.....They said LISANDRO MARTINEZ is a good player, someone that is shorter than his life challenges 😂😂

⚔️Man United signed ANTONY from AJAX, according to them, they signed the replacement of RYAN GIGGS but in reality, he is a Motoroller or a Spinner, he can spin the ball from Old Trafford to Accra Ghana 😂,.. Ladies and gentlemen, ANTONY is just a modern BATSHUAYI with the playing style of ADARABIYOYO and the shooting capacity of ANDY CARROLL 😂

♻️Even if you multiply ANTONY'S life achievement, it won't be able to buy #50 Naira recharge card to flash MTN to MTN 😂😂

29/10/2023

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch procejt at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosnt mttaer waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter b
𝒶𝓇ℯ 𝓎ℴ𝓊 ℊℯ𝓉𝓉𝒾𝓃ℊ 𝓂ℯ 𝓃ℴ𝓌😳😇🙄

Friends are the ingredients of the recipe of life❤
27/10/2023

Friends are the ingredients of the recipe of life❤

08/10/2023

Uzuri hata asernal wakiwin ni minorities🤣

22/09/2023

maringo iambatane na grade ya maths🤣🤣🤣

20/09/2023

man u harooo😂😂

19/09/2023

Apart from twende lab ni nini ingine ulisikia kwa chemistry😂😂

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