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14/12/2015

Goodnyt friends

05/11/2015

LOOL
DAME: Hallo baby, mambo?
CHALI: Poa sana mrembo wangu.
DAME: Uko wapi, aki niko na njaaaaa!
CHALI: Niko hapa Hotelini napata lunch
kidogo.
DAME: Niletee lunch aki, utakuja saa ngapi?
CHALI: Badaa ya nusu saa nitakua nimefika,
nikuletee nini?
DAME: Sausage, Fish fry, Samosa tano,
Kebab tatu, Burger Nne za Chicken, Pork,
Maji ya Dasani chupa mbili, Beef fry na
iwekwe mayonnaise, Juice ya Pineaaple 1
Litre, Chapati Tatu, Pilau, Machungwa tano,
oooohhhh na Salad na Black Forest cake ya
dessert....!
CHALI: Umesahau viti, meza, vikombe,
vijiko, sahani na mitungi.
DAME: Kwa nini baiby?
CHALI: Naona hutaki kula, unataka
kufungua hoteli!

20/08/2015

Morning Lovelies

15/08/2015

Always relate well with those near you.. Iregardless of their personaliy..

15/08/2015

Creative co'Admin needed.. Inbox if interested

02/07/2014

http://www.the-star.co.ke/

"The report shows that each MCA in Nairobi County has been pocketing Sh 262,088 as sitting allowance each month.Nairobi City County spent Sh299.8 million on sitting allowances for MCAs against...Full story

31/05/2013

Unakumbuka..... ­........
1. Kupakwa GV kwa kidonda
2. Kung'olewa meno na u*i
3. Kuweka vikombe za wageni
4. Madem kufanywa blowdry na hotcomb
5. Kidonda kuwekwa powder ya Capsules
6. Kurewind radio -tapes na biro za BIC
7. Kuhang success cards kwa hao
8. Sunday best zilikuwa jeans za rambo na trouser za tokyo
9. Haha kulalishwa uchi juu ya kususukwa bed
10. Kunyolewa na makasi
11. Kupatiwa chapo ya 1st ukule
12. Kufungiwa pesa kwa handkerchief
13. Kuoshwa sato jioni ndio sunday nikuvaa na kuchomoka kuenda sunday school.
14.Kuenda dufo mpararo
15.Kuendesha mfara mtaa mzima
16.Kuenda kuwatch izi sinema za kitambaa zenye zilikua zinaletwa na kavan flani kanatumia projector

22/05/2013

k**au meets a begger in thestreetsbegger: niaje brok**au: powa sanabegger: nakuuliza tu k**a unaezanisaidia tu na ten bobk**au: imagin yaani hata sinapesabegger:*akifikiria kiasi* na sasaunaenda? Si ukae hapa tu tubegna wewe

17/05/2013

husband and wife texting....
Wife, being the very romantic
sort, sent her husband a text
message:
"If you are sleeping, send me your
dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your
smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your
tears.
I love you!"
The husband, replied,
"I am on the toilet.
should I sent u s**t."

16/05/2013

Wavuta bangi wawili wakafika kwa
stage ya garimoshi wakapata
linaöndoka. wakaikimbisha lakini
mmoja akabahatika kupanda juu.
mwenye alibaki akacheka mpaka
akaanguka chini.watu wakamuuliza
unacheka nini na umeachwa? naye
akajibu mwenye amepanda
amesahau ni mimi alikuwa anazindikisha.

14/05/2013

Comment what yuh need now:-
>> girlfriend
>> boyfriend
>> money
>> w**d
>> s3x
>> beer
>> a hug
>> a friend
>> kiss
>> i-phone
>> parents
>> *other*

13/05/2013

In kenya we watch News and fashion show at the same damn time! cc Julie gichuru Legs Linda Ogutu Hips Janet Mbugua Body

09/05/2013

Whose on?..

08/05/2013