The Third Eye

28/05/2024

01/11/2023

Maisha imekua ngumu ata ule subira alikua anavuta heri Sahi anavuta bangi😒😒

22/10/2023

Nimeingia lift na mkamba akaniuliza hapa Tunalipia ngapi 🤣🤣imebidi nimechukuwa hiyo mia mbili 🤣🤣🤣

10/10/2023

Ati Waluhya huwa wananyonga hadi na nudes za kuku🤌👀😂😂😂😂

03/10/2023

Dem ni wa 2005 lakini Fajaina broh🤣🤣
Inaweza zaa hata ndama 🤣💔 Sina ubaya mie Shepherd Pillow nasema TU ukweli🙄🥱

30/09/2023

Yaanii tuko family meeting na shosh kitamboo ashatokwa tenjee 🙄🙄mbona mnaleta hustle kwa boma😪😪

23/09/2023

P***o movies ni za watoto wa shule😔Mwanaume ni kunyonga na movie ya kijeshi, kukilipuka na anamwaga🤌👀😂😂😂😂

19/09/2023

HIGHSCHOOL COMRADE🤕

1)Nilikuwa nalala juu ya form four flani, sasa time ya kugeuka ananiambia nishuke chini nigeukie huko alafu nirudi tena juu....saitaan!😂😂😂😂

2)Nilifungiwa chooni😁, alafu nikaambiwa niombe k**a paulo na sila hadi milango zifunguke!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.

3)Siku ya admission kuna form 4 alikam ameng'ara akaniambia yeye ni bursar💔, nikampatia pocket money aniekee alafu nkampatana naye jioni akitoka DH😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂...cruel cruel!

4)mimi nliambiwa nipande mifupa kwa mchanga imee nyama 🤓...Alafu kuna beshte yangu alishikwa akitoka dining hall na ugali madondo akaambiwa afinye hiyo ugali itoshee kwa mfuko alafu madondo aweke kwa mfuko ya shati😂😂😂😂😂😂😆
This is just sad😪.

5)Then a guy came with a cup nimgawie sukari ☺😃......akaniwachia ile nilimuwekea kwa cup akaenda na ya paper ....irony is huyu jamaa alikua anaitwa Roho safi😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂...such irony.

6)Mimi nakumbuka nikiambiwa nikatie box yangu mpaka niingie ndani😂😂😂💔.

7)Si tulikua tunapangwa k**a radio kasette kuna play,forward,rewind,stop na speakers on both sides. So the bully would hit play kwa kichwa speaker wanaimba, akigonga forward wanaimba faster😫, akigonga stop ngoma inasimama😬, usitake ona akigonga rewind kila mtu anaanguka kicheko including wenye tunateswa😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅.

8)Niliambiwa nipande mti ya ovacado🤔, nilipofika juu nikaambiwa ni-hang alafu nianguke k**a ovacado imeiva.........mpaka sahi mkono yangu inakuanga kombo😂😂😂.

9)Niliambiwa nichore mandazi ikimwaga utam😂😂.

10) And this one just made the rest of my year, bed mate wangu wa form four aliniambia nikue namwamsha akiskia kwenda choo usiku 😂😂😂😂😂😂
💥 follow me

16/09/2023

Mwenye ameambia shosh yangu ati simu inaitwa kinembe, Ujue tu Kenya si kubwa IPO siku tutakutana😌🤔🙆

14/09/2023

Dem Mkonde Ameniekea doggy style🍑 nikadhani ni ngumi mbwegze nikamgotea
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂💔🫵

13/09/2023

Unavaa waist neads na hauna haga,,,ukitoa nguo unakaa mguu ya Masai

29/08/2023

Umewahi chunwa na zip kwa waziri wa mambo ya ndani, unatoa polepole k**a unategua kombora 😂😂😂

28/08/2023

K**a ni mtaroo na haikuliki mkuu paka firifiri kwa CONDOM thank me later ..nduru ni ya sailors gang 🍆💦😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

17/08/2023

Hawa watu wa nduthi wenye hutumulikia haga za madem usiku👀 mbarikiwe sana🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💔👨‍🦯

14/08/2023

Jembe inaweza oshwa lakini shamba ikilimwa ishalimwa🥴Na hatuongelei ukulima apa🤌🙄🥱

14/08/2023

Guess nlikua nmemwambia nini...😂😂😂

12/08/2023

Na mjue traffic police hawananga time ya kuangalia k**a noti ni fake ... whatever you do with these info is up to you

11/08/2023

Unapata jiko yako vizuri alafu vijana wanaamua kukusadia kuweka kuni😥😥🤫

10/08/2023

Nmekaa tu nmeboeka, alafu madhe anatext... 'OGA ALAFU JIFANYE UNANILETEA BIBLE KWA CHURCH, WATU WANAKULA' ...mums don't disappoint

09/08/2023

Kumbe take care ni
Usipeane🙏🍑💦😂🤣🤣🤣
🤣😂😂🤣

08/08/2023

Kijana wa pastor ametegwa akitoa ushuhuda akaangusha jaba 💔💔😂😂

08/08/2023

USHAGO UNABUY DATA FOR 1 Hr , Ngombe inakata kamba unaikimbiza 58mins , Kinakuramba😂🤣🤣

06/08/2023

My wedding speech......The day you commented on my meme...I knew you are the One😅😅😅😅😁😁😁😁😁

06/08/2023

Nani anaeza Edit picha yangu nikisalimia Suluhu Hassan🙏 it's urgent pliz🤌🥺🙏

03/08/2023

MADEM WAKI CALL MADEM WENZETU...........
DEM 1: Hiiiii sweetheart, long time... Yaani a whole week huja call hata

DEM 2: Ooow dear... Aki nime kumiss, FB picha yako... Waah, sema urembo, figure nayo...!

DEM 1: Ah, thanks... Pia niliona yako na your guy... Wooow, I must say, ni cute. Nacome hivo kwako kesho evening... Si you can make some pancakes??

DEM 2: Wooow... You're coming? Ofcourse pancakes ni lazima, you know you can come over any time... You're my best friend ever.
[...AFTER THE CALL...]
DEM 1: Oh, that bitch competes with me in dressing, nkt... Ati FB picha urembo na vyenye amechapa... Na vile pancakes zake ni tasteless!!!

DEM 2: Damn... That w***e is coming here again... Waah... She is a pain in my ass and she just eats and eats...!..............BOY AKI-CALL BOY MWENZAKE.........
BOY 1: Eeeh punda hii... Unakuanga na ufala... A whole month, huwezi hata text??

BOY 2: Sikia sasa vile unabweka matope... Manze buda alikuwa m'sick... Kwani hukusikia nyani hii??

BOY 1: Haha, buda, na vile ni msee makupewa vitu chungu... Izza jo... Lakini hiyo kichwa yako kubwa unaipeleka wapi this weekend?

BOY 2: Sina mpango... Kwani unaniletea manzi yako, au nini? Hahaha

BOY 1: Nkt... Tokea nikupe moja mbili tuki watch game ya chelsea na man u...

BOY 2: Na vile wewe huwa msoto... hahahaha...But ni sawa, nitaku call sato morning... Cheers!!!
[...AFTER THE CALL...]
BOY 1: Mark is such a cool guy, he's funny, he is a true friend...

BOY 2: Eh manze Ben just makes me laugh, he's there for me any time. Niko sure kata nice on sato...
# MORAL:
• MaDem wengi ni pretenders kwa simu, but ndani yao... SUMU!!!

• MaChali ni jokers kwa simu, but ndani yao... Ni UPENDO!!!

TRUE OR FALSE??

28/07/2023

Sikatai unanyimana juu wewe ni manzi yake... lakini, uko sure yeye akipewa atakataa😂😂😂😏

27/07/2023

Uyo Chali yako mluhya siku Moja ataota akipika ugali akutwist shingo ukufe ...😹