Nandi county news

12/04/2024

K**a haujapata Sigor video inbox😅😂😂

23/03/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Alfred Korir, Salome Jepkemboi, Edith Jepkirui

27/12/2023

COST OF TAKING SIDE CHICK ON A DATE
1. Transport fare for coming 1000
2. Hotel room 1500
3. Drinks and food 2000
4. Thanks for coming 3000
Total (at least ) 7500

N/B :That's just for one visit!
If you meet twice in a month that's atleast 15k gone.
This is just to a 30 minutes pleasure oh, with a girl you met just the other day.

But

Your wife will wake up 05:00AM Make Breakfast, Wash, Clean, Advice You, Wash Children's Clothes, Dress Children to School, come back home Clean the House, prepare your Breakfast, rush to the Market, pick Children from School, start assisting them in their Home Work, start preparing Dinner, make sure the Kids are tucked into Bed by 09:00PM.

And you can't even spend 10K on your wife really?

We Men must have sense in Life this coming year 2024.

24/10/2023

Schools have now closed till January..
cheza na mtoto wa shule uskumwe kamiti.
usisema hukuambiwa.
30yrs 😁

08/10/2023

Na hii jua yote kweli Kuna dalili za Elnino , ama weatherman alikuwa jaba

25/07/2023

Nisaidie na gari yako nitaweka mafuta ..

20/07/2023

Mosoriot video😂🍌

I blame weak Nandi men

19/07/2023

Good morning🌄

09/07/2023

Hungary twakuja

07/07/2023

Saba saba

30/06/2023

SAD UPDATE, Poleni watu wa Londiani Kericho.😭
Fatal accident reported at Londiani junction where a trailer lost control and ramped into Psv matatu's, Boda Boda riders and roadside vendors.
Many people feared dead(55+) many others injured, may the Lord comfort the affected families and bring a speedy recovery to those injured 🙏🙏🙏

13/06/2023

PHONE CALLS THAT A KALENJIN HUSBAND MUST MAKE TO HIS WIFE IN A DAY

8AM - Karong’etye? Unee ting’oek en ng’etet? Unee tanyigonye? Soso sikemwa

10AM - Katagonyo pundiyot ii? Ak oromchi beek cheseger en keringet, ko chon igo oget koba oinet...

1PM: Karochop lanchi? Koomis Chepkemo? Ani inye ko unee eut? Kogele kogatorin kwendet ooh? Unee tos koropon ii? Haiyaa Soso sikemwa

4PM - Imii gaa ooh ana kemande? Lenen nee ng’eetaaon? Igochin simoit ooh (confirming if indeed she’s at home)... Amii kasit eeh baba, anyone Chumomos, aibun nee?

7PM - Karokwany ooh? Katagoropon ii? Ak olal maat iis en koristo... Haiyaa oamishen iis sikemwa... siigochi loochon simoit kigatke

9PM - So nee? Tomo iiru ooh? Kalyaan ile keeteb yugan ile omii ak ng’o? Ani suet ko unee? Koosob ii? Kogatagole nee matayat en ripot inigonye? Soso mara anyon Sadadei.. haiyaa sikemwaa karon

07/06/2023

02/06/2023

Kapsabet County Referral Hospital, Trending.....
What's the news.
Oyeee korom!

24/05/2023

Hapo kwenu mahindi korokoro moja ni ngapi

16/05/2023

No ngapi uko kwenu

30/04/2023

I bought a goat 20k and sold it 30k and I buy it back 40k and sold it 50k how much is my gain
Mathematicians needed

13/04/2023

Kipchoge in Boston. He will Run Boston Marathon on Monday 17th

22/03/2023

Unafanya kazi Nairobi. 😊🤦🙄

Girlfriend wako ako ELDORET. 🙄🙄

Kalong weekend unasema wacha ushuke Eldoret. 😁😁

Huyo wewe hadi Eldoret. Unajua mahali anaishi,so unaingia supermarket unachapa shopping ka kidogo.🥰😁🙆

Unapitia Pizza inn unamshikishia pizza.🙆😁😊

Ofcourse YAKO lazima upitie ushike Gilbert ndo ukifika huko mambo iwe freshy.🙈😆🚶

Huyoo wewee hadi kwake Pioneer. 🥰🥰

Unabisha mlango.Boy anafungua mlango.🙆🤷😢

Unamshow unatafta Faith..Anashout 'Babe kuna mtu kwa mlango'.😬☹️☹️

Fae wako anakuja anajifanya venye hakujui.😔😔

Anakuongelesha k**a mtu wa delivery.😔😔

Anagrab shopping, anakushow ashalipia na anafunga mlango.☹️☹️😬😬

Hapo ndo unajua Eldoret haitaki surprise visits😢🤷🙆.

Unafuliza back na urudi Nairobi .🚶🚶🚶☹️😢😢😢

Machoozi😩😩😢😢😢😂🤣🤣

12/03/2023

To decisively, effectively and ruthlessly deal with bandits and armed criminals who have terrorised the peace loving residents of Turkana, Samburu, Laikipia, West Pokot and Baringo Counties, the second phase of the security operation has commenced.

I have listed specific areas in the North Rift Counties that are hideouts for bandits and armed criminals. They are therefore declared scenes of crime. All law-abiding civilians are ordered to vacate the following areas IMMEDIATELY and not later than Monday, March 13, 2023 by 8.30am.

They are;
Korkoron Hills, Tandare Valley & Silale gorges in Baringo; Mukogodo Forest; Kamwenje, Warero & Ndonyoriwo; Lekuruki Hills, Losos & Kiape Caves & Sieku Valley in Laikipia County, Ltungai Conservancy, Longewan, Nasuur, Lochokia and Lekadaar Escarpments; Lolmolok Caves, Pura Valley, Malaso Escarpment and Suguta Valley in Samburu County.

Further, those currently in Kapelbok, Nakwamoru, Lebokat, Ombolion, Nadome & Kamur caves in Turkana; Turkwel Escarpment at the interface of W. Pokot & Turkana counties are hereby ordered to get out before the lapse of the 24-hour ultimatum.

Any person found therein from Monday 13th March 2023, 0830 hours, will be treated as a suspect of armed banditry or as a suspect of aiding and abetting banditry or an accessory after the fact. Everyone must get out.

Apart from aircrafts taking part in the ongoing security operation, low altitude overflight by any other aircraft over any of the afore specified areas is hereby BANNED with effect from Monday 13th March 2023 0830 HOURS until further notice.

All other security measures Gazetted on 13th February 2023 as subsequently amended remain in place.
Prof 'KINDIKI'

07/02/2023

Landlord wa kipsitet ametuma salamu.
mnapokea? 😂😂😂😁😁

05/02/2023

There are those families kukiwa na fundraising especially ya students either further studies abroad ama tu kuenda campus kenya before watu wakuchangie they always ask mtoto ni wa nani "bo kapng'o lakwet" so that they calculate the amount to contribute k**a kwenu mko chini they contribute less k**a kwenu mko sawa they contribute more ,in short pesa huenda kwenye pesa iko ,we are not ready for this conversation but may your children never experience this ....sasiik piik yemetinye kiy

24/01/2023

SAD! SAD!

24/01/2023

Kalenjin ladies are so beautiful and well brought up! Marry a kalenjin lady,mokany koba kapkulusia ako makiomee koito psaili lagochoo oyaas kabisa ,hiyo rule ya leave kalenjin men to kalenjin ladies bado haijachange 2023 takotai ….

31/12/2022

UPDATES: SAFARICOM
All safaricom bonga points to expire tonight 1st Jan 2023. Redeem mapema before uamke na zero.msiseme sikuwambia !