27/11/2023
Bro nisaidie gari yako nitaiweka mafuta
Just for fun
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07/11/2023
HOW TO SHOW LOVE TO YOUR FIANCÉ WITHOUT S3X
Dear ladies,
Let me teach you how to show love to your Fiancê.
Some of you ladies do not know how to show love to the person you're in a relationship with .
Some ladies think that the only way to show a man love is by having s3x with him; that is why some ladies do not have anything to offer a man except s3x.
I remembered many years ago when I was dating a girl, I bought gifts for her, then she said, "I will pay you back this night by giving you a hot s3x." I just laughed.It is very funny.
A real man that has you in heart for future will not ask you for s3x, my father in the LORD said, "YOU DON'T EAT WHAT IS MEANT FOR THE FUTURE NOW". S3x is not a prove of love.
Don't use s3x to prove that you love a man.
As a lady, you can prove that you love a guy in the following ways:
1. Buy gifts for him. You can give him gifts of T-shirts, shoes, un**es, singlets or even a phone if you have the money.
2. Take him out for lunch and pay his bills at least once in 2 months. It is not bad at all.
3. Send him some love text messages occasionally.
4. Give him phone calls daily at least once daily, ask him how he is doing and tell him that you love him.
5. Occasionally you can cook a delicious meal for him, maybe once in a month or once in two months s, but not everyday/time like a housewife.
6. You can also help him financially when he is broke.
7. Take him out for shopping at least once in a year, you will not die.
8. Pray for him
9. Advise him to know God
10. Help him to build a bright future.
11. Don't give him s3x instead encourage him to know God and come and pay your bride price first.
I know some ladies will crucify me because of this post, but this is the ideal thing to do for a man, not s3x at all.
A real man will appreciate this and do more for you in return.
Thank you.....
05/10/2023
Hebu tamka haya maneno haraka😂😂
Her shoes shall shine soon
17/09/2023
For the first time since he became coach, I will be writing against ETH. Why? Because his decision making really is borderline stupid at this point. We literally have the worlds best creative midfielder and you push him to the right rather than play Pellistri. Why?. Why is McTominay starting games? Because of Scotland form? Even though he isn’t allowed to do the box to box role he plays for Scotland. Why sign Hojlund and then starve him of Bruno and a natural RW like Pellestri. Forget about anything coming from the left because Rashford will always shoot first before he looks for his striker. What exactly is our game plan? Every game we have played has been long balls out to Rashford and Inshallah. We have no style and no pattern of play. I am not ETH out but these questions have to be asked. 5 games, 3 losses and 5 goals scored. Goodluck at Bayern
Andre Onana
13/09/2023
Kati ya 17,000 na 10,007 ni gani elfu kumi na saba? 🤔
12/09/2023
Mr Singh walks into a bank London and asks for the loan officer. He says he's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow £5000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so Mr Singh hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce, which costs quarter of a million pounds.
“The car is parked on the street in front of the bank,” says Mr Singh, “and I have all the necessary papers.”
The bank officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. After Mr Singh leaves, the loan officer, the bank's president and all their colleagues enjoy a good laugh at the man for using a £250,000 Rolls Royce as collateral against a £5,000 loan.
One of the employees drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, Mr Singh returns, repays the £5000 and the interest, which comes to £15.41.
The loan officer says, "Sir, I must tell you, we’re all a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and discovered that you’re a multimillionaire. Why would you bother to borrow £5,000?"
The man replies, "Where else in London can I park my car for two weeks for only £15.41?"
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11/09/2023
Scientists say that 🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo possesse superhuman characteristics and they have evidence to support it.when he was just 15 had a heart operation. Most people would need at least a month to recover but Ronaldo was back a training in just a few days. After the 2006 world cup Ronaldo worked hard all summer to become the strongest and fastest soccer player ever. He trained with weights on his legs and made his left foot as strong as his right. Ronaldo can jump 41 inches high which is higher than most basketball players he's so good in the air that he has scored 127 goals with just his head. When Ronaldo moved to 🇪🇦 real Madrid he became even faster at 33 he ran his fastest ever 21 miles per hour. When he moved to 🇮🇹juventus doctors said his body was as healthy as a 20 years old. Tests have also shown that Ronaldo is super smart he can predict what will happen I games because he is great at understanding space
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05/09/2023
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02/09/2023
Me: Madam yam how much
Madam: Take the two ten thousand
Me: Ah! Madam that's too much nah
Madam: How much you wan pay
Me: Give me the two for 3000
Madam: Bring money
Me: This is just too small for 3000, I can only pay 2000
Madam: Bring money
Me: I don't think I can spend a whole 2000 for these ügly yams, I can only pay 1000
Madam: Bring money
I paid 1000 and happily carried the two fat tubers of yam, thinking I was the gainer.
So I got home and decided to prepare the pounded yam with one of them.
I carried the one that looked like female to the kitchen and raised my kn!fe to peel it when something l@nded on my cheek and I immediately began to see stars of different colors.
"What's going on? I'm the only one in this house, so who sl@pped me? "I wondered confusedly and raised the knife to peel the yam again when another hotter sl@p arrived followed by a thunderous voice,
"How d@re you l@y your hand on my wife, do you know what she means to me? "
It was then it dawned on me that I had entered one chance.
I quickly returned the tubers of yam to the bag I used to bring them and quickly rushed out, waving down a bike man.
"Roundabout! Roundabout! Go as fast as you can!" I shouted to the bike man and jumped on.
Getting to the place where I met the woman that sold them to me, I couldn't find her again.
I quickly kept the bag where the woman stayed and told the bike man to ride as fast as he could.
When I got home, I quickly bolted the door and exhaled in relief.
I then decided to get some rest before thinking of what next to cook, but getting to the room, I found the two yams on my bed, one on top another.
I tried to f@int but couldn't, I tried to run but the door refused to open. At that point, I realized there was no hope again.
I quickly knelt and Started pleading.
Me: Please sp@re my l!fe
Female yam: Hahahaha! Lover of ch£ap things
Male Yam: You've just gotten new roommates, the floor becomes your bed while the bed becomes ours for 5 months when you'
16/08/2023
WOMEN
18yrs--- I don't date broke men
20yrs--- I don't date ugly guys
24yrs--- pregnant
25yrs--- My child..my everything
27yrs--- I love the woman am becoming
29yrs--- men are good though we don't fall in the right hands
30yrs--- we don't go for appearance.. we need peace and stability
32yrs--- only a mature man can love you the way you're
35yrs--- hello Gidi na Ghost ..Ni Brenda from Rongai, a mother of two natafuta bwana atanioa anipenda na anionyeshe mapenzi na watoto wangu wawili.. please help
40yrs--- Nkipata mtu tu ata k**a hana kitu Bora tu ako na nyumba namkwamilia
42yrs--- Hello pastor Ezekiel ..nataka Nyota ya ndoa ,niombee please
Pastor Ezekiel: Hauna Nyota dada
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28/07/2023
Boy akikumbuka sio wewe ataoa anaamka saa tisa kukuongeza diameter😂😂
25/07/2023
🍁🇰🇪 FREE ADVICE 🇰🇪🍁
🍁Vumilia huyo mtu uko nae.........🙏..✍️✍️✍️....avoid kudinywa ukiachwa...❌............💯😂😂💯
13/07/2023
FOR COUPLES:
"A man and his wife went to the zoo. They found a Monkey who was passionately playing with his female. His wife said to him, "What a romantic animal."
Then, they found a Lion and his Lioness separated from each other; the silent Lion sat alone in his corner as if the Lioness doesn't exist. His wife said to him, "What a sad scene without love."
Her husband then said to her, “Throw that stone at the Lioness and watch.” When she threw the stone at the Lioness, the Lion roar to defend his Lioness, then she was asked to repeat it with the Monkey, the Monkey then jumped up and climbed the tree 🎄 and abandoned his female to save his own skin.
Her husband then told her, “Do not be deceived by what you see as romance in outward show, often times, it is a deceptive appearance just to hide an empty heart; there are others on the contrary who are relaxed, but their hearts are full of sincere love."
Presently, we have so many in the monkey 🙊 shadow, and few Lion 🦁 nowadays."
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09/07/2023
When you see people celebrating their achievements big or small clap hands for them you don't know their story...
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07/07/2023
A STORY TO INSPIRE PATIENCE.
An elephant and a dog became pregnant at the same time. Three months down the line, the dog gave birth to six puppies. Six months later, the dog was pregnant again, and nine months on it gave birth to another dozen puppies. The pattern continued.
On the eighteenth month the dog approached the elephant questioning, "Are you sure that you are pregnant? We became pregnant on the same date. I have given birth three times to a dozen puppies and they are now grown to become big dogs, yet you are still pregnant. What's going on?"
The elephant replied, "There is something I want you to understand. What I am carrying is not a puppy but an elephant. I only give birth to one in two years. When my baby hits the ground, the earth feels it. When my baby crosses the road, human beings stop and watch in admiration, what I carry draws attention. So what I'm carrying is mighty and great."
Don't lose faith when you see others receive answers to their prayers in what seems like record time.
Don't be envious of others' testimony. If you haven't received your own blessings, don't despair. Say to yourself "My time is coming, and when it hits the surface of the earth, people shall yield in admiration."
Do not compare your journey to anyone else’s.
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06/07/2023
The Story of Ronaldinho that wont be forgotten in mastering potentials.
He said " When I was young, my father used to say to me... It is better to practice playing barefoot, so that you can control the ball completely." In fact, he didn't have the money to buy me decent shoes and a tracksuit.
When I grew up and won the Golden Ball, I cried, not for joy in it, but because my father was no longer there, to see the fruit of his advice."
In any difficulty, there's always a lesson to be learned. Be positive!
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05/07/2023
Cristiano Ronaldo - "I have to thank my friend Albert Fantrau for my success. We played together for a youth club.
When people from Sporting arrived, they told us that whoever scored more goals would be accepted to their Academy". "We won that game 3-0, I scored the first goal, then Albert scored a header, and the third was a goal that impressed everyone. Albert went on one on one with the goal keeper.
I was running next to him, he went round the keeper, all he needed to do was just to get the ball into the empty net. But, he passed it to me and I scored.
I was accepted to the Academy. After the match, I approached him and asked him “why” and he answered; “You’re better than me”. Several years after, journalist went to Albert’s house, and asked whether the story was true. He confirmed it.
He also said that his career as a football player finished after that match and he is now unemployed. “But where did you get such a gorgeous house, a car etc?
You seemed to be a rich person. You also maintain your family…… where is all from? Albert proudly replied; its from Cristiano.
MORALE: never forget the person who believed in you and gave you a helping hand in life.
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03/07/2023
𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝟏𝟖-𝟓𝟓, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬…
1. Life doesn't wait for you to be okay. Get up everyday and keep pushing through.
2. Never force anyone to choose you. You'll learn the art to spend time alone
3. Master your emotions. A calm mind can handle any situation.
4. To avoid disappointment, you need to take people for who they're not for what you want them to be.
5. Everyone will show you who they're, just give them time
6. You're at peace with yourself when you mind your own business.
7. Ensure you take good care of yourself, if anything happens to you, the world will move on.
8. Nobody cares, work hard to get better everyday.
9. If you don't work to build your own dream, someone will hire you and give you a purpose.
10. Free yourself from the society's advice, most of them have no idea of what they're doing.
11. 30 years is too long to sit in an office being told what to do.
12. You shouldn't frequently take advice from people who're not where you want to be in life.
13. Life's is 100% better when no one know anything about you
14. You become 10x smarter when you quit the news and put politics out of your topics, unless it is your official occupation or it benefits you positively
15. You need to be smart enough to create your opportunities, don't wait for them to come to you.
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30/06/2023
Don't discourage anyone because you had a bad experience. Marriage does work, hustling does pay off, school is important and dreams do come true. We experience life differently and that's fine.
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29/06/2023
READ TO THE END 🔥
A husband said to his wife: I miss my family, I hope you will prepare lunch tomorrow, so I can invite them, it's been a while.
The wife said with a sigh: God willing, it will be good.
The husband said: OK, I will invite them.
The next morning, the husband went to work and at one o'clock he came home, and said to his wife: Did you cook lunch? My family will come in an hour.
And the wife said: No, I did not cook, because your family are not strangers, they can eat what is in the house.
The husband said: God forgive you! Why didn't you tell me yesterday that you won't cook and they will soon be arriving, what will I do?😒
The wife said: Call them and apologize to them, after all, they are not strangers.
The husband left the house upset and after a few minutes, there was a knock on the door. The wife got up, opened the door and was surprised to see her family, brothers, sisters and children!
Her father asked her, "Where is your husband?"
She said to him: He left a while ago.
Her father said, "Yesterday, your husband invited us for lunch. Is it possible for him to invite us and leave the house?"
The wife was stunned by the news, and began rubbing her hands, puzzled that the food in the house was not befitting for her family. She called her husband and said to him: Why didn't you tell me that you intended to invite my family for lunch?
He said to her: My family is your family, and yours is mine. There's no difference.
She said to him: Please bring ready-made food with you when coming, there is no food at home.
The husband said: I am very far from home and your family are not strangers, feed them from the food in the house as you wanted to feed my family.
27/06/2023
I kept checking my account balance mpaka my bank ikanitext 'Dear customer, if you don't trust us please withdraw your Ksh 200' 😂😂😂
14/06/2023
Our Masai dance was lit🔥🔥
08/06/2023
Wakenya mliamua kulaani Rais mtukufu akonde hivyo?
😂😂😂Sitawasamehea tena
05/06/2023
Asset vs Liability
Son: Dad, may I speak with you?
Dad: Go ahead.
Son: Among all my classmates, I am the only one without a car. It is embarrassing.
Dad: What do you want me to do?
Son: I need a car. I don't want to feel odd.
Dad: Do you have a particular car in mind?
Son: Yes dad (smiling)
Dad: How much?
Son: 200,000 pesos
Dad: I will give you the money on one condition.
Son: What is the condition?
Dad: You will not use the money to buy a car but invest it. If you make enough profit from the investment, you can go ahead and buy the car.
Son: Deal.
Then, the father gave him a cheque of 200,000 pesos. The son cashed the cheque and invested it in obedience to the verbal agreement that he had with his father.
Some months later, the father asked the son how he was faring. The son responded that his business was improving. The father left him.
After some months again, the father asked him about his business
again and the son told him that he is making a lot of profit from the business.
When it was exactly a year after he gave him the money, the father asked him to show him how far the business has gone. The son readily agreed and the following discussion took place:
Dad: From this I can see that you have made a lot of money.
Son: Yes dad.
Dad: Do you still remember our agreement?
Son: Yes
Dad: What is it?
Son: We agreed that I should invest the money and buy the car from the profit.
Dad: Why have you not bought the car?
Son: I don't need the car again. I want to invest more.
Dad: Good. You have learnt the lessons that I wanted to teach you.
- You didn't really need the car, you just wanted to feel among. That would have placed extra financial obligations on you. It wasn't an asset then; but a liability.
- Two, it is very important for you to invest in your future before living like a king.
Son: Thanks dad.
Then the father gave him the keys of the latest model of that car.
MORALS:
1. Always invest first before you start living the way you want.
2. What you se
02/05/2023
🤣😂🤣
A Beer company was hiring a taster, Someone to taste the beers before they are taken for selling. So they placed adverts and one afternoon, my father walked into the manager's office asking to be employed.
The manager tried to figure out how he could drive him away but couldn't come up with an idea, so he decided to give him a trial. He ordered his secretary to give him a glass of wine 🍷
He took a sip and said, "It's Red wine, Varietal, three years old, grown on rift valley, matured in steel containers."
"That's correct!" The manager exclaimed, "Well give him another one let's see." So he was given.
He took a sip again and said, "It's Guinness, a combination of barley, roast malt extract, and brewers yeast brewed around Thika road in Nairobi, Kenya 2 years ago"
"Incredible!" said the manager.
Now the manager went closer to the secretary and whispered to her saying, "Go get some of your urine in a cup let's see if he will get that."
So my father was given the cup of urine. He took a sip, turned to the manager and said, "Female urine, 26 years old, 2 weeks pregnant and if I'm not given this job, Sir I will tell your wife who is responsible for the pregnancy"
both the manager and the secretary fainted 😁😳
My father got the job✌
29/04/2023
The fact that pastor Paul Mackenzie could convince a typical LUHYA to starve to death still shocks me.
28/04/2023
Hata hujali size ya mapua ushapost picha😂😂😂
Hata hujali.................
06/10/2021
Museveni is breathing fire over Raila Odinga's possibility to enter state house in coming elections.
President Museveni is said to be uncomfortable with Raila Odinga’s radical stand on democracy and good governance having roundly denouncing election rigging by Kampala
Tension is running high in Kampala as Kenya’s 2022 transition elections are fast approaching with the long-ruling Ugandan president Yoweri Museveni crossing his fingers, praying that his pick for the presidency in Kenya carries the day. Mr Museveni is widely believed to support Kenya deputy president William Ruto.
Museveni has had rather warm but frosty ties with Mr Raila Odinga with the two men clashing over the disputed tiny rock on Lake Victoria called Migingo now occupied by NRA soldiers. At one time the two historically close neighbours with relatives living on both sides came close to war over the tilapia fish rich island but Raila then as PM declared there was no need to “spill blood over fish.”
Many say if Mr Odinga prevails next year and becomes Kenya’s 5th president, it would no longer be business as usual in East African’s regional politics
Mr Museveni also enjoys close ties with both President Uhuru Kenyatta and Ruto, he is widely said to be against an Odinga presidency in Kenya. Museveni is said to be uncomfortable with Odinga’s radical stand on democracy and good governance having roundly denouncing election rigging in Kampala.
To prove his unease with Odinga, in 2007 Museveni supported Mwai Kibaki who barely managed to secure a controversial second term blamed on massive election rigging. The violent deadly post-election protests against “Kibaki claimed 1350 lives and displaced 650,000. There were unsubstantiated claims of Museveni sending troops to Eldoret to help safeguard civilians from warriors chanting war songs.
Mr Odinga has kept dismissing elections in Kampala as a “shameful circus” which is a blot to Africa’s nascent democracy. Many say if Mr Odinga prevails next year and bec
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