Trapkeed

19/04/2022

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?”

The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound.

The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.”

The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way.

Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery.

shaolin kung fuThe monks accept him, feed him, even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier.

The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.”

The man says, “All right, all right. I’m *dying* to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?”

The monks reply, “You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.”

The man sets about his task. Forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, “I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.”

The monks reply, “Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.”

The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, “The sound is right behind that door.”

The man reaches for the k**b, but the door is locked. He says, “Real funny. May I have the key?”

The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.

Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone.

The man demands the key to the stone door.

The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby.

He demands another key from the monks, who provide it.

Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire.

So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst.

Finally, the monks say, “This is the last key to the last door.”

The man is relieved to no end.

He unlocks the door, turns the k**b, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound.

But I can’t tell you what it is because you’re not a monk

Dr. Titus Musasia - Senior
So goodnight

18/04/2022

Dear Kings

Avoid the friend zone. Don't be her 'BFF', ‘Bestie’ or whatever they call it these days. If you ask her out and she says no, move on and keep a respectful distance.

Keep your respect. Let her girls be her BFF or else she will turn you to an emotional tampon.

During the day, she will be complaining to you about her narcissistic boyfriend who cheats on her but in the same night she will be in her narcissistic boyfriend's arms moaning and enjoying his company while you will be at home alone reading my Facebook posts and commenting “so funny” and “Noted” instead of finding your own woman.

Be busy

18/04/2022

The first time you DM a lady, have a lengthy but light conversation.

Express your interest in her with subtle terms without intentionally declaring your mission.

When she’s getting really hooked into the conversation, end it and run off to do something even if there’s nothing.

Don’t DM her again until after 5-6 days, if she DMs you first within this period then you’re onto something.

If she doesn’t, DM her and apologize for not reaching out. You’ve been busy.

Women hate busy men but love the rare attention from said busy men.

This time stay with her, don’t run off. Make up for the last time, allow her do most of the talking and how do you accomplish that? Ask her questions about herself, her dreams, her career.

Keep romance out of it for now. Let her see you as the friend you are pretending to be.

It’s now ok to ask for her number, but don’t ask as if you’re asking. Ask as if you’re demanding. “Give me your number, please” is more masculine than “Can I have your number?” Women hate weak men.

She’ll give. If she asks for yours, fine. If she doesn’t, she’s expecting your call so she can save it.

Don’t call until after 3 days. Don’t DM too.

If she becomes too familiar with you, you become less interesting. Women love mystery. Let curiosity fill her heart. She’s probably talking to other guys so be different.

When you call, keep it brief. I’m sure she’s surprised to hear from you. So before the excitement dies down, tell her you’re checking up on her and will call her much later.

Keep this call less than a minute.

Don’t call for another 3 days.

When you do, ask her out for lunch. If she’s interested, pick a day one week ahead. Most gents make mistakes and pick 2 days or 3 days away.

One week is fine. Let her see that you are an organized person and you don’t love to rush.

As for the venue of the date, give her 3 options and ask her to pick one so she feels like she’s in charge.

Men should always make women feel like they’re in control.

While waiting for the date, reduce verbal communication to a minimum before you will say something that you will regret and make her call it off or before she will p**s you off.

Simple greetings are recommended.

Make sure you arrive 10 minutes earlier to the venue and survey it before informing her that you’re there.

Check for security challenges, exes and current girlfriends or their friends.

You don’t want to ruin your first date.

It is highly recommended to sit in your car or cab while waiting for your date to arrive so you can walk into the place together.

Compliment her dressing and tell her she’s beautiful.

Don’t press your phone. Keep it face down on the table. Focus on her.

Offer to drop her off at her junction if she didn’t drive, not at her place.

Don’t give up any vibes of being with her privately yet even if you literally can’t wait.

Patience is a virtue.

Don’t call her for another 3 days. Only text to check up on her.

The next time you call, ask her what she’s doing on Friday evening, that you’d love to cook dinner for her.

If she’s busy, postpone, if she’s not, buy a cook book
When she arrives, compliment her dressing, always tell her she’s beautiful. Get her light refreshment before you serve her dinner.

Sit far from her and play a classic Hollywood drama. Something she hasn’t seen.
When you remove the plates back to the kitchen you can come back and sit beside her, so it’s unintentional.

If you throw your hand over her shoulder and she leans in, then we’ve made progress
Anything you want to do from this point, you should ASK first.

“Can we cuddle?”

“Can I kiss you?”

“Can I unbutton your dress?”

“Can I s0ck breas t?”

“Can we go inside the bedroom?”

“Can I remove your pant?”

“Should I get a c0nd0m?”

“Should I c_um inside you?”

After the s*x, make sure you help her get dressed up the same way you undressed her. A gentleman must remain a gentleman after or**sm.

This time drop her off at her door, kiss her goodnight.

Call her when you get home then you can now delete her number and move on.

Thanks ✌️
Introverts

06/03/2022

Who hurts you!!

When Abraham Lincoln became the president of America, his father was a shoemaker. And, naturally, egoistic people were very much offended that a shoemaker’s son should become the president. On the first day, as Abraham Lincoln entered to give his inaugural address, just in the middle, one man stood up. He was a very rich aristocrat. He said, “Mr. Lincoln, you should not forget that your father used to make shoes for my family.” And the whole Senate laughed; they thought that they had made a fool of Abraham Lincoln.
But certain people are made of a totally different mettle. Lincoln looked at the man directly in the eye and said, “Sir, I know that my father used to make shoes for your family, and there will be many others here because he made shoes the way nobody else can. He was a creator. His shoes were not just shoes; he poured his whole soul into them. I want to ask you, have you any complaint? Because I know how to make shoes myself. If you have any complaint I can make you another pair of shoes. But as far as I know, nobody has ever complained about my father’s shoes. He was a genius, a great creator and I am proud of my father”.
The whole Senate was struck dumb. They could not understand what kind of man Abraham Lincoln was. He was proud because his father did his job so well, with so much enthusiasm, such a passion, and perfection.
It does not matter what you do. What matters is how you do it – of your own accord, with your own vision, with your own love. Then whatever you touch becomes gold.

Moral:

No one can hurt you without your consent. It is not what happens to us that hurts us. It is our response that hurts us.

“Ships don’t sink because of the water around them; ships sink because of the water that gets in them. Don’t let what’s happening around you get inside you and weigh you down” Stay blessed.

04/03/2022

1+1 = 0
Don't argue with me

28/02/2022

Change home 🏡 first before impressing the streets. Build your parents that beautiful house you used to talk about while you were 7 years old. Don't let time change your goals and ambitions. Remember the sacrifice your old folks made for you to be where you are.
Have a great day ahead.

27/02/2022

We are all liars🤦

26/02/2022

Naskia watermelon ameingia azimio.
Kwani watermelon ni Nani?
😂😂

26/02/2022

New day, new blessings. Don't let yesterday's failures ruin today's image. Each day comes with its own promise of hope and joy.

21/02/2022