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06/05/2024

Goodnight guys

30/04/2024

I laughed so hard i almost dropped my iphone 15 pro max fully paid,1 terabyte,fast charging ,with built in aircon and a solar panel.

10/04/2024

UNIVERSITY OF ADULTERY

FIRST YEAR EXAMS

COURSE: MARRIAGEMATICS

Time 3Hrs 30MINS

INSTRUCTIONS:

ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS

ALL QUESTIONS MUST BE ANSWERED IRRESPECTIVE OF GENDER.

1. You are a married man and you have dated somebody's wife for two years, busy spending on her like there is no tomorrow. eventually she drops you and concentrates on her innocent husband. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20 marks)

2. You bought a phone for your friend's wife and she gave it to her husband. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. (20 marks)

3. For Men, You're dating around 15 ladies and every lady is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s

(A). Plot a graph of detoothers against prices of phones. (15marks)

(b). Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5marks)

(c). Plot the percentage shame against volume of apologies to your family members. (5 marks)

4. You are whatsapping and facebooking other people's wives yet you don't want to see your wife on the social network. Calculate the Percentage Error in your thinking capacity. (20 marks)

5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than Ksh 1,000,000. Your daughter who is awaiting kcse result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy worth Ksh 700,000 each. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks)

6. For ladies* You're a married woman and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks)*

7. You can't give your wife Ksh 10,000 for a pot of soup, but you spend over Ksh 50,000 in bars and restaurants.

Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 (20 marks)

8. You have been in the place of worship for years but your name is not in the book of LIFE because of the secret sin. Calculate the years you will spend in HELL? (30 mark).

YOUR TIME START FROM NOW,Good luck my

04/04/2024

Chelsea kupigwa labda na upepo sasa😂😂😂😂

18/03/2024

DIRECTOR TREVOR INTRODUCES THE NEW FACE OF KENYA ONLINE MEDIA

18/03/2024

Kemunto opens up on allegedly infecting 50 men with Hiv/Aids
CourtesyKenya Online Nation

18/03/2024

Musician KRG the Don has offered to help the family of the late TikToker Brian Chira transfer his body from City Mortuary to Montezuma Mortuary.

The Don said he will cover all costs, including buying the casket.

"I didn't know the guy personally. Nilimuona tu siku moja town akipita mahali nilikua but I was busy, hata I didn't say 'hi' to him. But just as a courtesy to kijana mdogo ambaye amepoteza maisha yake, and knowing the family hawatakua na huo uwezo wote kwa sababu nilisikia kijana ni orphan, naona tumhamishe kutoka hiyo city Mortuary tumpeleke Montezuma na gharama yote mimi nitalipia pamoja na sanduku. Naona tutakua tumesaidia kidogo angalau," KRG told SPM Buzz.

18/03/2024

Kenyatta University students involved in a very fatal accident. So far 11 has been confirmed dead. Let's pray for the family

05/01/2024

Church girl with hoe vibes, muite hoe-sana😎😎

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