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DELAYED RESPONSE: report reaching our desk indicates that a Samburu herdsman from the Lepatoyie family was killed instan...
02/11/2024

DELAYED RESPONSE: report reaching our desk indicates that a Samburu herdsman from the Lepatoyie family was killed instantly by four armed bandits near Lolenyok Hill, Samburu North, at around 11 a.m. today. The attackers also tried to shoot two children accompanying him, but the children managed to escape. The body remains at the scene for 9 hours now, with police unable to reach the area due to fuel shortages and inaccessible terrain, raising concerns about delayed response in critical situations. We will update you as we receive more information.

31/10/2024

Just thinking....

βœ… One tray of eggs is ksh.400. Three trays is ksh.1200.

βœ… One gologolo of charcoal at ksh.100, can boil 3 trays of eggs.

βœ… Kachumbari for 90 eggs .. tomatoes and chilli for around ksh.100.

βœ…One boiled egg is ksh.30. 3 trays have 90 eggs. That's ksh.2700.

Profit -- Ksh. 2700 Minus (1200+100+100) = ksh.1300.

Is it possible to sell three trays of boiled eggs in day on a busy street/road/kuzungusha?

If it's possible, that's not bad money.

And from these calculations, if you decide to start hawking boiled eggs, ujue ni hesabu tu nimefanya. I've not sold anything 😼

🚨 BREAKING NEWSCourt of Appeal declines to suspend the ruling on the swearing-in of Kithure Kindiki as the new Deputy Pr...
31/10/2024

🚨 BREAKING NEWS

Court of Appeal declines to suspend the ruling on the swearing-in of Kithure Kindiki as the new Deputy President, hearing scheduled for November 6

Read more on this story: https://thekenyatimes.com/dr4q

  United will also sack their new coach on Sunday! They will not believe πŸ˜‚
29/10/2024

United will also sack their new coach on Sunday! They will not believe πŸ˜‚

THE HUNTER AND THE BIRD A Short Moral Story.One day, a hunter caught a big bird in a trap. He went home and lighted a fi...
27/10/2024

THE HUNTER AND THE BIRD

A Short Moral Story.

One day, a hunter caught a big bird in a trap. He went home and lighted a fire to roast the bird for dinner. He grabbed the bird and began to pluck off her feathers, about to throw her into the fire.

The bird cried and pleaded for her life, but to absolutely no avail, as the hunter was craving badly for roasted bird in pepper sauce.

When the bird saw that there was no hope left for her, she told the hunter,
"Wait... If you roast me now, my meat will turn green and will taste just like battery acid. So wait until next week!"

The hunter hesitated and asked,
"What do you mean, I should wait until next week? What difference will it make by then?"

The bird chirped,
"Well, you see, if you roast me next week, my meat will taste exactly like beef seasoned with spices, sugar and salt! Then, you will enjoy it very much!"

For a few moments, the hunter thought about what the bird had said. He finally consented, for he did not want to have a dinner of meat with a taste of battery acid. He suddenly quenched the fire and shoved the bird into a barrel.

One week later, the hunter lighted another fire to roast the bird for dinner. However, as he picked up the bird, she said,
"Wait... If you roast me now, I will still taste like battery acid. So put me back into the barrel and wait one more week!"

This situation angered the hunter deeply, but he had no choice but to quench the fire and throw the bird back into the barrel.

The following week, he came again to roast the bird after starting a fire. As he grabbed the bird, she told him,
"Wait... don't roast me now, my meat is almost normal, I can feel it already! It's just a matter of one more week! Please, put me back into barrel!"

The hunter couldn't control his temper when the bird said that. He groaned fiercely and warned,
"This is the last time I will spare your life! I won't hesitate to kill you when I come here next week!"

On the fourth week, the hunter lighted yet a

23/10/2024
Ousted D.P. Rigathi Gachagua summoned to appear before the DCI tommorow, 22nd October to give a statement regarding assa...
21/10/2024

Ousted D.P. Rigathi Gachagua summoned to appear before the DCI tommorow, 22nd October to give a statement regarding assassination attempts.

Congratulations young boy your potential is limitless. May all your dreams and wishes come true. God bless you so much. ...
21/10/2024

Congratulations young boy your potential is limitless. May all your dreams and wishes come true. God bless you so much. He graduated on top of his class. Ipo siku 😒

Dailies.
21/10/2024

Dailies.

Niliwawuon πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Presidential term limit extended to 7 years. Public participation.
20/10/2024

Niliwawuon πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Presidential term limit extended to 7 years. Public participation.

Summary of Rigathi Gachagua's Message to President William Ruto Live from Karen Hospital 1. President William Ruto shoul...
20/10/2024

Summary of Rigathi Gachagua's Message to President William Ruto Live from Karen Hospital

1. President William Ruto should stop forcing the Housing Programme on Kenyans.

2. President William Ruto ordered the withdrawal of Gachagua's security while he was admitted at Karen Hospital.

3. Gachagua vowed to fight until the end.
4. An undercover security agent tried to poison his food on 30th August in Kisumu.

5. Gachagua claims Ruto is not truthful and dislikes anyone who tells him the truth.

6. He says he challenged Ruto on the Adani deal and the SHA, which intimidated the President and led him to declare war on him.

7. Gachagua believes Ruto played a political game to get rid of him, only needing him to win the election, with no intention of working with him.

8. He urged Ruto to stop overtaxing people, evicting them without compensation, and to halt the Adani and SHA deals.

9. Gachagua says corruption under Ruto’s leadership is rampant.
10. He warns that if anything happens to him or his family, Ruto will be held accountable.

11. Gachagua claims Ruto wanted to take him the same way as Matiba.

12. NIS officers also attempted to poison his food in Nyeri.

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Photo: Rigathi Gachagua

Multi-storey building with business and residential units, that used to house Equity Afia in Kahawa West has just collap...
20/10/2024

Multi-storey building with business and residential units, that used to house Equity Afia in Kahawa West has just collapsed. Several people feared trapped.

Rais na naibu wa rais.
20/10/2024

Rais na naibu wa rais.

President William Ruto and First Lady  Mama Rachel Ruto arrive in Kwale ahead of tomorrow's Mashujaa Day Celebrations.
19/10/2024

President William Ruto and First Lady Mama Rachel Ruto arrive in Kwale ahead of tomorrow's Mashujaa Day Celebrations.

No reverse gear
18/10/2024

No reverse gear

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