Teacher Gilbert

06/09/2025

21/07/2025

Good Morning ladies and gentlemen; Have a look at today's bold headlines on the local dailies

20/07/2025

BREAKING: Rumor is that the DOJ is making preparations to INDICT AND ARREST former President Barack Obama on charges of TREASON, ESPIONAGE AND SEDITIOUS CONSPIRACY.
The Secret Service is already making preparations with federal law enforcement to work out the logistics of his historic arrest.
Obama is about to become the first ever US President to be charged with treason and could become the first American convicted of the high charge since the end of World War II. If convicted, he faces the rest of his life in federal prison. This comes from a reliable DOJ source and is going to be ABSOLUTELY WILD.

20/07/2025

BRO TO BRO:

Fastest way to kill a big dream is having multiple sexual partners.

20/07/2025

Why are you letting that worry take root, losing sleep, living stressed out? You’ve seen God take care of you in the past. You’ve seen Him make ways where you didn’t see a way. You’ve seen Him provide in a pandemic, give you peace in a storm, favor in the fire. He did it back then, He’s going to do it again. He didn’t bring you this far to leave you. Why are you holding on to that guilt, beating yourself up over past mistakes? God has forgiven you. Why don’t you forgive yourself? God doesn’t remember it. Why don’t you quit remembering it? God has moved on. Why don’t you move on?

02/11/2024

DELAYED RESPONSE: report reaching our desk indicates that a Samburu herdsman from the Lepatoyie family was killed instantly by four armed bandits near Lolenyok Hill, Samburu North, at around 11 a.m. today. The attackers also tried to shoot two children accompanying him, but the children managed to escape. The body remains at the scene for 9 hours now, with police unable to reach the area due to fuel shortages and inaccessible terrain, raising concerns about delayed response in critical situations. We will update you as we receive more information.

31/10/2024

Just thinking....

✅ One tray of eggs is ksh.400. Three trays is ksh.1200.

✅ One gologolo of charcoal at ksh.100, can boil 3 trays of eggs.

✅ Kachumbari for 90 eggs .. tomatoes and chilli for around ksh.100.

✅One boiled egg is ksh.30. 3 trays have 90 eggs. That's ksh.2700.

Profit -- Ksh. 2700 Minus (1200+100+100) = ksh.1300.

Is it possible to sell three trays of boiled eggs in day on a busy street/road/kuzungusha?

If it's possible, that's not bad money.

And from these calculations, if you decide to start hawking boiled eggs, ujue ni hesabu tu nimefanya. I've not sold anything 😼

31/10/2024

🚨 BREAKING NEWS

Court of Appeal declines to suspend the ruling on the swearing-in of Kithure Kindiki as the new Deputy President, hearing scheduled for November 6

Read more on this story: https://thekenyatimes.com/dr4q