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30/10/2024

13/06/2024

LAWS THAT ISAAC NEWTON FORGOT TO TELL US About.

Maybe because these things don't always happen but very probable.

1. WORKSHOP LAW OF BREAD:
When the buttered slice of bread falls it always falls on the buttered side.

2. LAW OF QUEUE:
If you change queue, the one you just left starts to move faster than the one you are in now.

3. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose begins to itch.

4. LAW OF THE TOOLS:
Any tool, when dropped, rolls to the least accessible corner.

5. BATH THEOREM:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

6. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

7. LAW OF THE RESULT
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

8. LAW OF BIOMECHANICAL:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

9. LAW OF COFFEE:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

10. LAW OF EXAM:
A book will remain in state of rest or covered in dust until exams time.

11. LAW OF SLEEP:
The nap becomes enjoyable when the alarm sounds.

12. LAW OF CHEAPER THINGS
You always get the cheaper things once you have bought the expensive one.

10/06/2024

I was about to comment but I remembered one day 3 drunk men stopped a taxi driver . After they entered the taxi, the driver turned on the engine and turned it off again . The first man thanked the driver , the second gave him money but the third man slapped the driver and told him. "Next time watch your speed ! You nearly killed us😂

Please press a follow button abeg

11/01/2024

At first i thought its a black n white picture until i saw the juice 🤣🤣🤣

SUDAN MILAMBO.

15/11/2023

A normal day in every beautiful lady's inbox🤭🤭🤭

29/10/2023

My future husband uko na fom ya sapa ama nikushtue na M-pesa😂😂😂😂😂📩

08/09/2023

Hii Nairobi heri mtu akwambie pahali ametoa bibi lakini asikwambie pahali anatoa pesa

Kwa claims "Ni God"
Kwa ground "Mathe Wa Ngara"

Ogopa sana 😂😂
Kwa ground mambo ni very different.

08/09/2023

Unatumwa mafuta ya 50 wewe unakula mandazi ya 20 Kwa barabara, alafu ununue mafuta ya 30 😮 unafika Kwa duka unapata imefungwa🤣

08/09/2023

Dem wangu wa Tanzania aliniomba 2million nikamblock kumbe ni chwani🖐️😂

03/09/2023

Sasa tuko kwa M-Toxic kwani how fast is Nairobi yawa 😂😂😂😂

03/09/2023

There's something called FAVOUR, when it locates you it doesn't inspect your certificates,it doesn't listen to grammar,it simply CHANGES the story of your LIFE.

Helloooo

25/08/2023

WWE star Bray Wyatt has passed away at age 36 after battling a 'life threatening' illness.

Two weeks ago, he was medically cleared to compete again.

19/08/2023

NGESH
Ngesh Wa Vasha
NGESH KEVEVE

Tag ém please.

19/08/2023

HII TEAM HAINA NYOTA.

15/07/2023

So about the wedding cards that I gave out 2 months ago ....Kindly erase Monica and put purity
Same day same venue💍
😂😂😂

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12/07/2023

𝟭𝟰 𝗣𝘀𝘆𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗼𝗴𝘆 𝗛𝗮𝗰𝗸𝘀 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗞𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗧𝗼 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗹 𝗔𝗻𝘆 𝗦𝗶𝘁𝘂𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻.

1. When someone answers your questions partially. Wait. Don't interrupt.

Chances are high that they will complete the answer when you say nothing

2. When you want to get something from someone, frame it as an offer/opportunity instead of a request.

Anyone will be ready to accept an offer/opportunity.

3. When you meet people, notice their eye color while you smile at them.

Don't mention anything about it. It's a good way to make sure that you really look them in the eyes.

4. A person's name is the sweetest sound in the world to that person.

To make a person feel very special, remember and repeat their name.

5. Have zero expectations when you are first trying something new, it prevents disappointment.

6. To judge a person's character, notice the way they treat people - who can't do anything for them.

7. After you state your position in a negotiation.

Wait for a while. If you continue to speak, you are not speaking in your favor.

8. Chewing gum while doing nerve-racking things calm your brain.

It somehow gets your brain to calm down.

9. When you are learning something, teach someone about it.

You will remember it easily and explore more in the process of teaching.

10. Most people's favorite subject to talk about is themselves.

If you don't know what to talk about, or have awkward silence, just ask them questions.

11. Emotional expression causes emotion.

If you force yourself to smile, your mood will actually improve.

12. Stand up straight. It makes you look more confident and you will actually feel more confident.

13. With kids, frame things in a way that always gives them a choice. It makes them feel like they are in control.

For eg., "Do you want to wear red shirt or blue shirt? "

Either way, they know it's time to put on a shirt.

14. When asking for favours use the world "because". No matter how simple the reason.

04/07/2023

A girl missed her periød 2 months ago, her mom took her to the clinic for prēgnancy test of which it was positive. Embārrassed, her mom said, who is the pig that got you prēgnant? The girl picked up her phone and made a call. An hour later, a young handsome man drove in Ferrari to the girls house.

Good evening, the man greeted... Your daughter told me the prøblem in the house. I can't marry for now because of my family issues, but I promise I will take care of her for the rest of her life, and if she gives birth to a girl, I promised to buy her a mansion, 2 jeeps and 1million dollars. If it's a boy, I 'll buy her houses in a country side, 5 jeeps, 2 big factories and 5 million dollars in her account. If it's twins, I 'll do anything she asked. But if there's miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?

The girl father silently pat the young man on his shoulder and said , my son, if there is mīscarriage, you'll sleep with her again.

12/06/2023

Ningewambia ni wapi lakini hamniongeleshangi.

Swello