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25/11/2022

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30/09/2022

Kenya sihamii πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

A Kenyan teacher (Yoshi) was sent to China to teach 😁, the first day he entered the class 😎😎, he began rolling call 😊
Teacher: sheng 🀨
Student: Present teacher πŸ™‹β€β™‚οΈ
Teacher: Yung cheng' 🀨
Student: Present teacher πŸ™‹β€β™‚οΈ
Suddenly, the teacher sneezed "hatchia..πŸ—£.."
On of the student raised up the hand πŸ™‹β€β™‚οΈ and said present 😯
The teacher exclaimed "Hmmmmmm" and all the students answered "absent" πŸ™†..
He got confused and said "chai" πŸ™†
Three students stood up and asked, "which of us πŸ˜‰..'?
The teacher became more confused and asked 🀨🀨 what is wrong πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
A student stood up and said, "sir am not wrong 😁 I'm called Wong"
The teacher laughed "hahahah" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
A girl πŸ‘§ answered "present πŸ™‹β€β™‚οΈ..."
The teacher fainted πŸ™†β€β™€οΈπŸ™†β€β™€οΈπŸ˜ΉπŸ™†β€β™€οΈπŸ™†β€β™€οΈπŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ™†β€β™€οΈπŸ™†β€β™€οΈ......
Usicheke peke yakoo 😁😁 sambazaa kwa magroups pia πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹
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05/09/2022

Naked Eyes

In a biology class, the teacher asked a question... TEACHER: Microorganisms can't be seen with our two naked eyes but with what?AKPOS: With our two dressed eyes.
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29/08/2022
24/08/2022

War Story

During an English lesson, the teacher instructed his students to write a composition.

Question: Assume you are in a war, write a story on your experience?

Akpos did not write anything and kept seated. The teacher got puzzled, walked to Akpos' desk and asked him why he was not doing the exercise. Akpos replied, "I was killed immediately at the beginning of the war."
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23/08/2022

Jerry Can

TEACHER: If a man from Mexico is called a Mexican. What is a man from Jericho called??.
AKPOS: Jerry can.
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23/08/2022

Akpors and The Police.

POLICE: Knock knock!

AKPORS: Who is knocking?

POLICE: Police.

AKPORS: What do you want?

POLICE: to talk.

AKPORS: How many are you?

POLICE: We are two.

AKPORS: Then talk to each other!
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23/08/2022

Don't Swallow Me

During a lesson, Akpos yawns extremely wide.The teacher tries to make a joke, "Akpos, don't swallow me."Akpos replies, "Don't worry ma, I don't eat goat meat."
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22/08/2022

Marriage Court

Akpos was charged to court for beating up his wife.
JUDGE: Why did you hit your wife with a CHAIR?
AKPOS: Because I couldn't lift the TABLE.
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22/08/2022

Do You Exercise?

DOCTOR: Do you exercise daily to keep healthy? AKPOS: Yes doctor... I play football and tennis daily.
DOCTOR: Good! How long do you play?
AKPOS: I play till the battery on my phone goes down.
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22/08/2022

Example Of Pronouns

TEACHER: Today you'll give an example of a pronoun each and form a sentence with it.
JOHN: HER
TEACHER: Ok, your sentence?
JOHN: Give her her book. It's hers.
TEACHER: That's good. Yes who's next?
AKPOS: HIM
TEACHER: Your Sentence?
AKPOS: Give him him book. It's hims.
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22/08/2022

Chemistry class

TEACHER: Class, what is the chemical symbol for Sodium?

AKPOS: Na sir.

TEACHER: What is the chemical symbol for Barium?

AKPOS: Ba sir.

TEACHER: What will you get if one atom of Ba is added to two atoms of Na?

AKPOS: Banana sir
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22/08/2022

Stop crying

After a big accident, Sonto was crying "O God! I have lost my left hand?"A
KPOS: Control yourself my friend! Stop crying! See that man he has lost his head, is he crying?
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21/08/2022

Crystal palace 3_1 Astom villa
FULL TIME

21/08/2022

Take this keyπŸ”‘ and open one door
πŸšͺmarriage.
πŸšͺmoney/wealth.
πŸšͺhappiness

21/08/2022

Somalia forces end mogadishu hotel seige after attacks😊😊😊

20/08/2022

Kenya Kwanza nominates Moses Wetangula as National Assembly speaker

Enziu River Tragedy: KituiCounty Gov't To Train,Employ Local DiversInvolved In Rescue Mission
09/12/2021

Enziu River Tragedy: Kitui
County Gov't To Train,
Employ Local Divers
Involved In Rescue Mission

President UhuruKenyatta Graces Tanzania’s60th Independence DayCelebrations In Dar EsSalaam
09/12/2021

President Uhuru
Kenyatta Graces Tanzania’s
60th Independence Day
Celebrations In Dar Es
Salaam

Chebukati Admits IEBC Is'Powerless', Can't StopOngoing Early Campaigns
09/12/2021

Chebukati Admits IEBC Is
'Powerless', Can't Stop
Ongoing Early Campaigns

DP Ruto Wants YouthArrested For Heckling At HisRally Released, Theirβ€˜sponsors’ Charged
08/12/2021

DP Ruto Wants Youth
Arrested For Heckling At His
Rally Released, Their
β€˜sponsors’ Charged

Mt. Kenya Foundationendorses Raila:Mt Kenya foundationendorses Raila Odinga forpresident in 2022MKF says Raila’s agendag...
08/12/2021

Mt. Kenya Foundation
endorses Raila:
Mt Kenya foundation
endorses Raila Odinga for
president in 2022
MKF says Raila’s agenda
guarantees continuation of
Uhuru’s legacy
Leaders say they will drum
up support for the ODM
leader’s bid JKL

β€˜No Gate Tickets!’ Sol FestTotally Sold Out 4 DaysAhead Of Concert
08/12/2021

β€˜No Gate Tickets!’ Sol Fest
Totally Sold Out 4 Days
Ahead Of Concert

Brazil soccer legend pele Hospitalized for tumor colon treatment.
08/12/2021

Brazil soccer legend pele Hospitalized for tumor colon treatment.

Raila defends uhuru, he says Kenyans will Appreciate what he has done after he leaves office
08/12/2021

Raila defends uhuru, he says Kenyans will Appreciate what he has done after he leaves office

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