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Fresher atadhani hii sufuria ni chafu
09/12/2024

Fresher atadhani hii sufuria ni chafu

When you are given a gift in a human, treasure them and keep them๐Ÿ˜Š
05/12/2024

When you are given a gift in a human, treasure them and keep them๐Ÿ˜Š

29/10/2024

๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ Hehehe ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„

A girl invited her boyfriend over for
dinner in her house so he could meet her
parents๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Š.

While they were eating๐Ÿ‘„, it started raining heavily๐Ÿ‘ป,
So the girl's mother said๐Ÿ˜Š;

"John, i think you should sleep over here because the rain
shows no sign of stopping anytime soon๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿ˜ข"

After eating๐Ÿ˜‰, the mom went to the toilet and
the father went to sleep while the girl went to the kitchen to clean the plates๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘.

When the girl and her mother returned to the sitting
room๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ˜Ž,
John was not there, they checked all over
the house and did not find him๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”.

As they were wondering what happened to him๐Ÿ˜”, he
walked back into the house, wet and soaked with a
plastic bag๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜จ.

Girl's mother: Where were you and why are
you so wet?๐Ÿ˜

John: I went home to get my pyjamas (sleeping dress)๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž.

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
More jokes and funny stories to read in my profile everyday ๐Ÿ‘‡ Waziri yobraWaziri yobraWaziri yobra

โค๏ธโค๏ธ
25/08/2024

โค๏ธโค๏ธ






27/10/2023

BREAKING NEWS:๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Happening Now in Kenyatta University !!!!!!
There is confusion in front of a hostel
The school security agents found two heads in a student's bag.
A young girl Idae symoe aged 22 years old,
Got on a bike with a big handbag from Nakuru Town
Heading towards KU University main gate
But the bike man felt a strong smell coming from her handbag.
She claimed she was going to campus hostel
To visit her friend whom she identified as lily symo
The horrible smell made the Boda boda man suspicious
Who then used a light signal to attract other boda riders.
When he got to near new mwembe towards main gate,
They held the girl,
And beckoned on Campus Security to search the girl's bag.
Many were frightened, not knowing what was happening.
One of the security guys was shocked
When he opened the 22-year-old girl's bag
And found two (2) heads.
In examining them carefully,
The authorities found that they were two known heads.
It was a head of a garlic
And the other of an onion.
Thank you very much for your attention.
I have missed you guys.......
Now you can continue with what you were doing
Good afternoon guys
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿšฎ

princess Gigi NabyQueen
07/05/2023

princess Gigi Naby
Queen

02/05/2023

All accounts under 5k RUSH here for loyal supporters โค๏ธ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’ธ

30/04/2023

Uzuri hii ni mpira ya wazungu... ๐Ÿ˜…

24/04/2023

But... But... Even Ruto brainwashed people through churches.

"Maathani agonchwo!"

19/04/2023

Everyone
Support my hustle by liking my page๐Ÿ™

18/04/2023

Nothing makes a woman scared than cooking for her mother-in-law for the first time. She can even taste the fire.๐Ÿ˜ธ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

No matter what you go through in life,no matter how many disappointments you suffer,your value in God's eyes always rema...
17/04/2023

No matter what you go through in life,no matter how many disappointments you suffer,your value in God's eyes always remains the same.You will always be the apple of His eye.He will never give up on you,so don't give up on yourself.
Good morning.!...

17/04/2023

1.What if the person you feel is ignoring you is battling with depression?
2.What if the person you labelled stingy is paying a huge debt with sleepless nights?
3.What if the person you make mockery of roaming the street is actually homeless??

-Everyone have their secret battles they are fighting,be nice and patient at all times

17/04/2023

Mungu amekuamsha ukiwa salama, weka โœ”๏ธ

16/04/2023

Salon has hairs on the floor
Garages have oil on the floor

Banks, Whatโ€™s exactly your problem ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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